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Funny story: Russell Brand arrested

Russell Brand arrested

Russell Brand has been arrested following the nationwide revulsion at his outrageous behaviour on Radio 2. Under the new terror laws which allow any entertainer in Britain to be held for up to 56 days without trial, Police swooped on Brand's house...

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Funny story: Russell Brand Sacked For Sitting On Jonathan Ross's Face

Russell Brand Sacked For Sitting On Jonathan Ross's Face

During a T.V. show, annoying hippy scruff of a comedian Russell Brand sat on Jonathan Ross's face for a full twelve minutes, annoying lots of old people who tuned in late at night to complain about the affair. After many over the top news reports...

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Funny story: Russell Brand Is Still A Virgin - No Surprises There!

Russell Brand Is Still A Virgin - No Surprises There!

It was confirmed today that the erroneously titled "comedian" Russell Brand, despite promoting himself as a ladies man who is irresistible to all women, and who has sex between six to eight times a day, is, in fact, still a virgin. "That's why he...

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Funny story: Russell Brand To Read BBC Ten O'Clock News

Russell Brand To Read BBC Ten O'Clock News

Russell Brand, the rude, disgraceful, disgusting, despicable dickhead who left offensive and inappropriate comments on Andrew Sachs voicemail, has been revealed as the new presenter of the BBC Ten O'Clock News programme. The freakish Brand made hi...

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Funny story: Jonathan Ross Sacked Over Bestiality Allegations

Jonathan Ross Sacked Over Bestiality Allegations

BBC film cwitic, Jonathan Ross, has been sacked after he was arrested by police on charges of Bestiality. Ross was appearing as a guest on the Russell Brand BBC Radio 2 show on October 18, when the host telephoned ex-Fawlty Towers actor Andrew Sac...

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Funny story: BBC Sachs Russell Brand & Jonathan Ross

BBC Sachs Russell Brand & Jonathan Ross

London, England - The BBC has sacked top-paid presenters Russell Brand and Jonathan Ross following overwhelming public complaints against the pair for recent on-air inappropriate behaviour. Pranksters Brand and Ross had made controversial on-air p...

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Funny story: Brandy and Woss to Stand Trial at the Hague and Fight 'Telephone Prank' Death Sentence Calls!

Brandy and Woss to Stand Trial at the Hague and Fight 'Telephone Prank' Death Sentence Calls!

Unfunny junkie Russell Brandy and complete tw*t Jonathan Woss will stand trial at The Hague for the Radio 2 prank calls they made to Faulty Towers extra Andrew Suchs. With the announcement by the Beeb this morning that they had referred the case t...

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Funny story: "Russell Brand is talentless, diseased 'scum' says filthy whore"

"Russell Brand is talentless, diseased 'scum' says filthy whore"

The unfunny, overpaid, walking piece of frozen urine Russell Brand has been 'branded a giant petri dish' by a drunken street-walker. 'He gave me gonorrhea says doxy' Commom 'harlot' Sharon Macall stated "While I have never met the repulsively...

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Funny story: Study Shows the Drunken, Suicidal Manuel of FT Fame Was Less Retarded than Ross and Brand Combined!

Study Shows the Drunken, Suicidal Manuel of FT Fame Was Less Retarded than Ross and Brand Combined!

British Comic Actor Andrew Sachs who entertained millions with his sympathetic portrayal of Faulty Towers' Manuel the Mexican Drunk Suicidal Chef agreed to have his intelligence tested while in his old character. The same study included IQ exams of s...

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Funny story: Russell Brand A F*cking Wanker, Says Andrew Sachs

Russell Brand A F*cking Wanker, Says Andrew Sachs

Andrew Sachs, the actor who so brilliantly portrayed Spanish waiter, Manuel, in Fawlty Towers, has reacted angrily to a prank telephone call Russell Brand and Jonathan Ross made to him on 18 October during Brand's radio show. Sachs was unavailabl...

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Funny story: Russell Brand to be new voice of Stephen Hawking

Russell Brand to be new voice of Stephen Hawking

Stephen Hawking has announced that he has approached outrageous and controversial performer Russell Brand to be the new voice for his computer generated speech. He said: "As the world knows I had originally approached Johnny Depp for this role.. B...

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Funny story: Clowns such as Tony Blair, live longer reveal scientists in shock research

Clowns such as Tony Blair, live longer reveal scientists in shock research

Scientists at the John Denver University, West Virginia claim that comics, idiots and half-wits, live on average fifty years longer than the 'serious tossers' of the world. "Paul Newman is dead" Professor Pitkin said " the recent death of Paul...

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Funny story: Russell Brand gains American citizenship after MTV Awards

Russell Brand gains American citizenship after MTV Awards

Russell Brand has been granted an American Green Card and full American citizenship without even applying for it. A spokesperson for the American Green Card Office said: "Well, we appreciate he called our President Bush some rather funny names,...

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Funny story: Noel Fielding To Shave Head

Noel Fielding To Shave Head

Noel Fielding, co-creator of 'The Mighty Boosh' is to shave his head for charity.

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Funny story: Russell Brand Steals Radder's Girl

Russell Brand Steals Radder's Girl

Notorious womanizer and ex-heroin addict Russell Brand was spotted yesterday with a new woman on his arm. Obviously this is not real news as it is a regular occurrence, happening most days. However this was no ordinary woman, this was Australian beau...

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