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Funny story: Rush Limbaugh Arrested Again

Rush Limbaugh Arrested Again

The St Lucie County Sheriffs Department have just confirmed the arrest of right wing celebrity blowhard Rush Limbaugh. It's been revealed that Mr. Limbaugh was arrested in a Fort Pierce Walgreens drive thru, in the early hours this morning demandi...

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Funny story: Rush Limbaugh Collapses Into Black Hole

Rush Limbaugh Collapses Into Black Hole

BERKELEY, CA - Today at his home in Florida, as predicted by physicists, Rush Limbaugh finally succumbed to the forces of gravity. "We knew it was coming. We just didn't know when," says physicist Stephen Kinghawk. The last person to see the me...

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Funny story: Big fat idiot Limbow has flesh eating disease

Big fat idiot Limbow has flesh eating disease

DENVER, Colorado - Rash Limbow, big fat idiot, has acquired flesh eating disease. He is literally eating his own flesh. It came about when he looked in the mirror one day when he was hungry, and saw a huge slab of pork looking back at him. He ev...

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Funny story: Limbaugh's Own: Fromunda Cheese that's Not Just for Hannity Anymore

Limbaugh's Own: Fromunda Cheese that's Not Just for Hannity Anymore

New York, NY -- Dittoheads the nation over are celebrating the new-found popularity of Limbaugh's Own, the brand name of Rush Limbaugh's very own blend of fromunda cheeses intended for mass consumption. "For years, I thought I was all alone," one...

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Funny story: Rush Mounts Ann's Coulter: I'll Break This Bronco

Rush Mounts Ann's Coulter: I'll Break This Bronco

Just as Rush Smelly Limberger was about to ascend to the throne of the big fat face of the failing Republicant Party, politico Ho Anne Coulter created one of her infamous disturbances. Rush never one to be upstaged, threw a saddle on the blonde p...

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Funny story: RNC Steele "Blackie" Balls Decides: Rush 2BIG2FAIL

RNC Steele "Blackie" Balls Decides: Rush 2BIG2FAIL

Republican National Committee Chairperson, Steele "Blackie" Balls has had a love-hate relationship with KNAZI radio entertainer and Republican icon Rush Limberger. Steele loves when the ugly and offensive Limberger's show is not on the air and when i...

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Funny story: Limbaugh, Moore On HBO

Limbaugh, Moore On HBO

Michael Moore and Rush Limbaugh will be featured on a pay for view wrestling match on HBO April first. Limbaugh will be wearing a red white and blue loin cloth and Moore will be wearing a hot pink one. The two rotund men will go 5 rounds or until...

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Funny story: Rush Limbaugh Challenges Obama To Live Debate, Pancake Eating Contest

Rush Limbaugh Challenges Obama To Live Debate, Pancake Eating Contest

Rush Limbaugh, in a rage over Barack Obama trying, according to him, to turn the U.S.A. into the U.S.A.S (Union of States of American Socialists), at a Wednesday night speaking engagement, accused him of turning America into a welfare state. Rush,...

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Funny story: Limbaugh Caught On The Pill Again

Limbaugh Caught On The Pill Again

According to the latest rumor, Rush Limbaugh has once again been caught last week at an airport with two bottles of Viagra with another person's name on them. Limbaugh, who reportedly called the security officers "some of Obama's Chicago little th...

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Funny story: Limp Buns of Steele: Rush to Asskiss

Limp Buns of Steele: Rush to Asskiss

As President Obama hits the heights of unprecedented approval ratings for leadership and bipartisan efforts, the Republicant Party seems to be digging itself deeper and deeper in the mire of lost political influence and bankrupt moral authority.

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Funny story: Rush Limbaugh Warns Nation Of Obama's Asteroid Attack

Rush Limbaugh Warns Nation Of Obama's Asteroid Attack

Radio Talk-Show Master Rush Limbaugh says that the asteroid that nearly hit the Earth Monday was caused by the liberal policies of President Barack Obama. "My friends, if it hadn't been for all the hot air coming from this daily broadcasting, that...

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Funny story: Michael Steele Apologizes to Limbaugh

Michael Steele Apologizes to Limbaugh

In an exclusive interview with RNC Chairman Michael Steele, he announced he is sorry for his remarks about Republican talk show host Rush Limbaugh. He begged Limbaugh for forgiveness and complimented him on his black outfit that showed tons of un...

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Funny story: Fast Food Chain Runs out of Fried Chicken: Prompts 911 Calls and ACLU Law Suit

Fast Food Chain Runs out of Fried Chicken: Prompts 911 Calls and ACLU Law Suit

Ft. Pierce, Fl, / Entitlement Times/Personal Abuse Section - Police responded today to three (3) emergency 911 calls after a customer at a local fast food restaurant had a major McMeltdown when the store ran out of fried chicken, the preferred meal o...

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Funny story: Limbaugh Gets Lanced

Limbaugh Gets Lanced

Rush Limbaugh, the mouth of the Republican party, was rushed to the hospital to have a large boil removed from his buttocks. It seems that after a 12 course meal at his favorite restaurant, Porkers R Us he became irritated and squirmed in his seat un...

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Funny story: Latest Obama Cabinet Selection Problem An Illegal Alien

Latest Obama Cabinet Selection Problem An Illegal Alien

During his campaign, Barack Obama promised L.U.L.A.C. and other Hispanic groups that at least three of his cabinet level selections would be of Hispanic backgrounds. Governor Bill Richardson, his first choice for Commerce Secretary, withdrew due to...

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Funny story: Rush Limbaugh Wants To Woo Women

Rush Limbaugh Wants To Woo Women

It seem that Rush Limbaugh is not so popular with women and wants to know how he can fix this problem. Let's see: he's obese, bald, obnoxious, impotent, a drug addict, and smokes stinky cigars and has a boil on his ass..All the qualifications women "adore" in a man. Last time he had a date was with the very manly Ann Coulter who said he farted a lot and kept wanting to arm wrestle with her.

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Funny story: "Rush Limbaugh Is An Idi*t!"

"Rush Limbaugh Is An Idi*t!"

CHARLESTON, South Carolina - Republican Governor Mark Sanford has implied that GOP radio talk show host, Rush Limbaugh is an idiot. The GOP governor said that Tubby (Limbaugh) has repeatedly said that he hopes that President Obama fails. He ad...

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