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Funny story: Larry King abdicates throne to marry American divorcee Marge Simpson; King hereafter known as Duke of Windsor

Larry King abdicates throne to marry American divorcee Marge Simpson; King hereafter known as Duke of Windsor

Larry King, reigning monarch of CNN, yesterday announced his decision to abdicate in order to marry divorcee Marge Simpson, currently separated from longtime husband Homer Simpson of Springfield. King's decision came as a shock to many millions w...

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Funny story: Wind Turbines proposed for Royal Parks

Wind Turbines proposed for Royal Parks

In a shock statement this afternoon, Buckingham Palace announced it's intention to apply for planning permission for up to 600 wind turbines to be erected within The Royal Parks. The press release outlines the project, which is to be carried out o...

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Funny story: New King Crowned

New King Crowned

In a ceremony of awesome splendour, the Chancellor of the Exchequer, George Upborn crowned the new British monarch yesterday. Known as King Merry, the new King has acquired great powers. Chancellor Upborn told the former Governor of the Bank of En...

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Funny story: Royals visit Gun Rampage County

Royals visit Gun Rampage County

The royal family will today visit Cumbria to look for Prince Philip. After having mis-read a news item he mistakenly believed that it was a colonial style shoot. Palace Staff raised the alarm when they found his favourite hunting rifle, and his La...

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Funny story: Dangerous royals to be fitted with GPS trackers

Dangerous royals to be fitted with GPS trackers

London - (Rotters): The dangerous wackjobs are to be fitted with loony bin-style satellite tracking devices to stop them escaping justice and reoffending. Royal Protection Racket officers want GPS ankle bracelets soldered onto desperate wannabes l...

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Funny story: Naked Greed! Fergie Exposed Shagging for Money to Pay Mounting Bills!

Naked Greed! Fergie Exposed Shagging for Money to Pay Mounting Bills!

The Duchess of York, once shown topless with a lover sucking her toes, went "all the way' this time with with her latest 'Naked Video' showing off her insatiable greed as she allegedly offered to sell access to the Royal Family, and primarily to he...

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Funny story: Duchess Of Cornwall Breaks Leg

Duchess Of Cornwall Breaks Leg

It's just been announced that the Duchess of Cornwall has broken her left leg whilst hill-walking in Scotland. Critics have slammed hill-walking as an extremely dangerous pursuit with hazards such as rabbit holes and cow-pats making broken legs a com...

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Funny story: Clarence House scotches rumour that Wills and Kate are secretly married. Charles-Camilla keeping mum

Clarence House scotches rumour that Wills and Kate are secretly married. Charles-Camilla keeping mum

LONDON - UK: The Royal rags and Tabloid headlines have been screaming: "Prince William proposes to Kate Middleton" "Wills and Kate to announce engagement" "UK set for Royal wedding" "Wedding hint from Wills and Kate" "November weddin...

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Funny story: Is Ashley Cole descended from royal blood?

Is Ashley Cole descended from royal blood?

Scoop decided to take a look at the Cole family tree and I discovered he is! When I spoke to Ash he said "I don't like to use my family to open doors but yes there are a lot of us. Probably the most famous is my distant relative 'Old King Cole,'...

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Funny story: Europe Wonders: Which Head of State Will Marry Swedish Olympian Ivana Phuque

Europe Wonders: Which Head of State Will Marry Swedish Olympian Ivana Phuque

The Winter Olympic Games of Vancouver have concluded and the athletes are all leaving the village and heading home to their countries. The biggest question on the minds of many Europeans, however, is "which head of state will marry Swedish Skater an...

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Funny story: Buckingham Palace Closed After Tourist Mauled By Camilla

Buckingham Palace Closed After Tourist Mauled By Camilla

Buckingham Palace has been closed to visitors after a tourist was mauled by Camilla, wife of Prince Charles. The incident happened in the state banqueting rooms during a guided tour. Several times in the past visitors have been attacked by minor m...

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Funny story: Anorexic queen's bones found in Nazi temple

Anorexic queen's bones found in Nazi temple

Potsdam - (Rotters): The ossified remains of a British royal family 'queen' have been found in the Heinrich Himmler Halleluia Tabernacle in Adolfville. The skeletal mummy is believed to be the Queen Mother's anorexic twin Oswald whose gay antics s...

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Funny story: Duke Of Edinburgh Refuses To Say Anything Remotely Controversial For Christmas

Duke Of Edinburgh Refuses To Say Anything Remotely Controversial For Christmas

Prince Phil the Greek, aka The Duke Of Edinburgh, hubby of the reigning monarch, today refused to get drawn into saying anything even remotely controversial. Even though he has previously referred to people from the far east as having 'slitty eyes.'...

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Funny story: Labour show true colours again !

Labour show true colours again !

A massive row has broken out after an Essex Labour candidate "need we say any more ?" called the Queen a "parasite" and likened her to "vermin". Peter White, or Comrade "oh" Shite as he is now known in Labour circles, used the arsebook networking...

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Funny story: Prince Harry launches Wheef!

Prince Harry launches Wheef!

Once dubbed 'the playboy prince', Harry is now on the verge of growing up. The Prince, who is said to be devoted to his charity for orphans in Africa, is to launch a new fragrance, Wheef! to raise funds for the cause. Said his spokesman: "Prin...

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Funny story: Duke of Edinburgh death cult very attractive says tosser

Duke of Edinburgh death cult very attractive says tosser

Sydney - (9/11 & All That): The allure of hara kiri remains a top recruiting tool Prince Edward has told gobsmacked Ozzies. The prince, motivational speaker for the Duke of Edinburgh's euthanasia scheme for hasbeen old Nazi spouses, was unveil...

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Funny story: King Paul senile, alleges Prince Richard

King Paul senile, alleges Prince Richard

San Antonio, Texas - His Most Christian Majesty, King Paul Emery Washington, Ruler of America, Protector of Canada, Lord of Mexico, Duke of Hawaii and the Pacific Isles, and Emperor of the Middle East, is alleged to be afflicted with Alzheimer's dise...

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