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Funny story: Police Tipped off that there will be Hash at the Royal Wedding

Police Tipped off that there will be Hash at the Royal Wedding

A media frenzy erupted over the announcement that there will be Hash at the Royal Wedding in April. "Hash will be right there on view for the entire world to see at the most prestigious wedding of the century," said Palace Insider, Ian Cider.

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Funny story: Royal wedding dress designer John Galliano arrested in French frock horror

Royal wedding dress designer John Galliano arrested in French frock horror

Left Bank - The Streatham rag trader says it's a stitch-up as fashionistas reacted with dismay at John Galliano's arrest. Years of peddling hideously overpriced tat modelled by anorexic heroin junkies have taken their toll on the style police.

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Funny story: Jemima Khan Denies She Was Excluded From The Royal Wedding Because She Remarked That Kate Middleton Recently Wore Socks That Did Not Match

Jemima Khan Denies She Was Excluded From The Royal Wedding Because She Remarked That Kate Middleton Recently Wore Socks That Did Not Match

LONDON - British socialite, human rights activist, and journalist Jemima Khan has denied that the reason she was not invited to Prince William and Kate Middleton's wedding on April 29, is because she recently told a reporter for Tickety Boo News that...

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Funny story: Kate Middleton Dress Speculation Latest

Kate Middleton Dress Speculation Latest

Speculation over who will design the dress in which Kate Middleton will marry Prince William is reaching 'crescendo level' this week, after a host of top British designers met in London to discuss the project. Speaking backstage at the London Fash...

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Funny story: Sarah Ferguson, "The Duchess of York" Confesses That She Now Regrets Not Having Worn Socks During Her 1992 Tryst With John Bryan

Sarah Ferguson, "The Duchess of York" Confesses That She Now Regrets Not Having Worn Socks During Her 1992 Tryst With John Bryan

LONDON - Sarah Margaret Ferguson recently stated to a reporter for The Tickety Boo News that in her 51 years she has probably had more ups and downs that the American stock market. The Marylebone, London native spoke candidly with Neville Twickenb...

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Funny story: Wayne and Coleen to sit on opposite side to Posh & Becks at Westminster Abbey on April 29

Wayne and Coleen to sit on opposite side to Posh & Becks at Westminster Abbey on April 29

London - (Bucketshop): A strict ordure of precedence will be in farce when Kate and William marry, the Lord Chamberlain said today. This means the Abbey seating arrangements will reflect the same sort of national pecking order as in the Old Queen...

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Funny story: Sarah Palin Claims Her Invitation to Royal Wedding Lost in the Mail

Sarah Palin Claims Her Invitation to Royal Wedding Lost in the Mail

The invitations to William and Kate's royal wedding have been sent and so far, Todd and Sarah Palin have not received theirs. A quick check of the guest list seems to indicate that they were never considered as guests, even on the long list. But t...

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Funny story: Gaddafi clings on to royal wedding invite

Gaddafi clings on to royal wedding invite

Tripoli - (Rioters): He's up there with Tunisia's Zine al-Abidine Ben Ali and Egypt's Hosni Mubarak, defiantly waving two fingers at UK Red Top fury. Libya's Colonel Gaddafi has vowed to sweep to Westmonster Abbey glory to see his godson Prince W...

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Funny story: Sepp Blatter's Royal Wedding Invitation Permanently Lost In The Post

Sepp Blatter's Royal Wedding Invitation Permanently Lost In The Post

FIFA President, Sepp Blatter has apparently been told that his invitation to the wedding of Prince William and Kate Middleton has been permanently lost in the post. As has been stated already in the headline. Some committed Royal observers have...

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Funny story: Prince William's Royal Wedding list is published

Prince William's Royal Wedding list is published

Now that the Royal Wedding invitations have been issued to all the relatives, VIP's, friends, hangers-on and Palmer-Tomkinsons, Prince William and Kate Middleton have issued their wedding list. Rumour has it that the happy couple would have prefer...

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Funny story: Man changes name to 'Bastard' in royal wedding wreck moves

Man changes name to 'Bastard' in royal wedding wreck moves

Northumberland - (Rotters): An Alnmouth-and-no-trousers pensioner has changed his name to Bastard to vent his disgust at the upcoming nuptials. Michael McNamara-Bastard used an official Deed Poll to become Micheal Bastard McNamara-Bastard and has...

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Funny story: Susan Boyle fanatics making quilt to send to Kate and Wills as wedding gift

Susan Boyle fanatics making quilt to send to Kate and Wills as wedding gift

The Red Scarf Brigade, otherwise known as Subo fanatics, have started making a quilt to be presented to Kate and Wills at a Meet and Greet with the Royal Couple which the fanatics have organized for after the Royal Wedding reception. Apparently, a...

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Funny story: Spoof Writers sending special Wedding Gift to Kate and William

Spoof Writers sending special Wedding Gift to Kate and William

A group of Top Spoof Writers are sending a very special wedding gift to Kate and Prince William. Apparently it is a book of all spoofs written about Kate and William since their engagement was announced. This one off book will be bound in burgun...

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Funny story: Sarah, Duchess of York not invited to Wills and Kate's bash due to World Tour!

Sarah, Duchess of York not invited to Wills and Kate's bash due to World Tour!

Buckingham Palace, LONDON: Prince Andrew's ex, Sarah Ferguson, Duchess of York, will not be attending the high society bash of the year at Westminister Abbey. Sarah, Duchess of York, also known as Fergie, is persona non grata in some quarters, si...

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Funny story: Charles and William seduced by Nolan Sisters 'When You Are A King' ringtone

Charles and William seduced by Nolan Sisters 'When You Are A King' ringtone

London - (Pretender Bender): "We thought long and hard how to dupe these bastards," the head of the Royal Protection Racket policing admitted today. "Then someone came up with the novelty ringtone idea after seeing the Nolans on a Morcambe & W...

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Funny story: Bulimics' glee at royal wedding souvenir sickbags

Bulimics' glee at royal wedding souvenir sickbags

London - (Pukka-Chukka-Uppa News): London's self-purging vomiters have queued up all night for the chance to buy the latest royal wedding must-have. At £5 a throw-up the Real Vomit Company's paper bags come in handy sicks-packs and are liveried wi...

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Funny story: Prince William announces Stag Night

Prince William announces Stag Night

Prior to the royal wedding, and in keeping with general laddish behaviour, Buckingham Palace has announced details of the official Royal Stag night out to celebrate the young prince's last "nights of freedom". One of the Royal Household's men at a...

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