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Funny story: Illuminati Hoarding Gold Prior to 9/11; Ron Paul Commemoratives Still Available

Illuminati Hoarding Gold Prior to 9/11; Ron Paul Commemoratives Still Available

14 Sep 07, EVANSVILLE, IN, USNA-- Someone has been buying almost all the gold in the world in the past ten days, reports monetary architect Bernard von NutHaus of Liberty Services, suggesting that the next world crisis is imminent. Oddly, in the mids...

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Funny story: Huckabee Outed as Attack Chihuahua, Duels Ron Paul

Huckabee Outed as Attack Chihuahua, Duels Ron Paul

6 Sep 07, DURHAM, NH, USNA-- At last night's CBC Republicacrat debate, Arkansas Governor Mike Huckabee carried out the mission entrusted to him by CFR Straw Poll delegates this weekend. Huckabee ordered all Republicacrats to vote for President-El...

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Funny story: Ron Paul Runs into Senator Craig in Airport Mens Room, Chooses him as Running mate!

Ron Paul Runs into Senator Craig in Airport Mens Room, Chooses him as Running mate!

Minnesota - After a busy day of campaigning in Minneapolis, Ron Paul was about to take a commuter flight home to Boise, Idaho, when his foot bumped into a man's foot in the restroom stall next to him. The two started talking about politics and on...

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Funny story: Clinton's Husband Endorses Ron Paul!

Clinton's Husband Endorses Ron Paul!

5 Sep 07, NEW YORK CITY, NY, USNA-- President-Elect Clinton's husband, William Jefferson Clinton, formally endorsed Ron Paul today on the CBC programme "L...

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Funny story: Ron Paul Ads Visible From Space

Ron Paul Ads Visible From Space

5 Sep 07, NEW YORK CITY, NY, USNA-- Manhattan Meetup #50 has won a campaign contest for most acres covered by Ron Paul signage. Members created a "GOOGLE RON...

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Funny story: Ron Paul Is The Greatest Candidate Evar!!!11!!eleventyone!!!

Ron Paul Is The Greatest Candidate Evar!!!11!!eleventyone!!!

DAYTON, OH (AP Newsliar) -- This "The Spoof" reporter would like to publicly proclaim that Ron Paul is the greatest candidate who ever lived. Even better than Ronald Reagan. Way, way better than those hacks Romney and Giuliani.

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Funny story: Ron Paul Is Supposed To Be President

Ron Paul Is Supposed To Be President

South Texas, yesterday-- Here's what's in the news. Ron Paul wants us to have lower taxes, less government, and Ron Paul gives us more protection for our borders. The most important thing about the straw poll is: it was a rehearsal vote, so R...

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Funny story: Ron Paul nominated to become Vice President

Ron Paul nominated to become Vice President

Immediately following the violence at the Straw Poll for the Republican Party in Fort Worth Texas campaign advisors for Mitt Romney, Rudy Giuliani, and Fred Thompson gathered to discuss how to deal with the BlowBack generated by the YouTube Video p...

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Funny story: Ron Paul Bigger Than Texas!

Ron Paul Bigger Than Texas!

3 Sep 07, HIGHLAND PARK, TX, USNA-- After winning the Texas GOP Straw Poll, presidential candidate Dr. Ron Paul was widely criticized for nonchalantly permitting T...

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Funny story: Clinton Elected at CFR Straw Poll; Ron Paul Shrugs

Clinton Elected at CFR Straw Poll; Ron Paul Shrugs

3 Sep 07 DAVOS, SWITZERLAND, EU-- After a cordial weekend of debates, The Spoof can reveal results from the quiet straw poll held this weekend by the Council on Foreign Relations (tip of the hat to anonymous delegate from Transylvania). In related ne...

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Funny story: Boxer Bill Proposes Life Begins at Discharge

Boxer Bill Proposes Life Begins at Discharge

2 Sep 07 OAKLAND, CA, USNA-- California's diminutive junior senator, Barbara Levy Boxer, emitted proposed human rights legislation this weekend which resolves...

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Funny story: While World Busy Voting Ron Paul, Rompson Candidacy Coagulates

While World Busy Voting Ron Paul, Rompson Candidacy Coagulates

1 Sep 07 FORT WORTH, TX, USNA-- The traditional campaign-kick-off weekend here finds 200 nations distractedly voting for Ron Paul above all other candidates in bot...

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Funny story: Ron Paul Supporter Hospitalized After 36 Hour Web-Posting Marathon

Ron Paul Supporter Hospitalized After 36 Hour Web-Posting Marathon

AUSTIN, TX (AP Newsliar) -- A Ron Paul supporter collapsed from exhaustion after spending 36 hours straight on the Internet, posting pro-Paul comments on various blogs, repeatedly viewing videos to pad the stats of the Ron Paul YouTube channel, and s...

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Funny story: Ron Paul Spammer exposed, dirty tricks

Ron Paul Spammer exposed, dirty tricks

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Funny story: Ron Paul and the Pied Piper Scandal

Ron Paul and the Pied Piper Scandal

Presidential candidate Ron Paul was stung yesterday after rivals exposed his use of a performance enhancing character. So far the Ron Paul campaign has had no comment on the allegations that it employed the legendary Pied Piper to dr...

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Funny story: Ron Paul: President or Pornstar?

Ron Paul: President or Pornstar?

Presidential hopeful Ron Paul was shocked to the hard core today when a French newspaper conducted an opinion poll asking it's readers what international names they recognized and what position they held in world affairs.

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Funny story: Bush Declares National Emergency!

Bush Declares National Emergency!

In a special address to the nation today, President George W. Bush has announced his plan for addressing the economic emergency caused by hyper-inflation of the fiat US dollar and Congress' runaway spending on war and entitlement programs.

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