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Funny story: Is Kristen Stewart Playing With Fire?

Is Kristen Stewart Playing With Fire?

With all the latest rumors concerning Kristen Stewart and her dating photos with actor Dev Patel, fans are asking if this is not another ruse to keep all their names at the top of both Hollywood and Bollywood tabloids. A photo on the cover of one...

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Funny story: Robert Pattinson And Kristen Stewart In Deja Vu Panic

Robert Pattinson And Kristen Stewart In Deja Vu Panic

The stars of the Twilight saga, Robert Pattinson and Kristen Stewart, today held a crisis press conference, in order to express their deep concern that it's all starting again. Pattinson and Stewart expressed their concerns through an intermediary...

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Funny story: Robert Pattinson's lips out of action

Robert Pattinson's lips out of action

World superstar, Robert Pattinson has some bad news for his female fans. His most prized possession, his stunningly kissable lips will be out of action until the spot that has appeared on them goes down, for it currently causes him intense pain whene...

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Funny story: Robert Pattinson Tells Taylor Lautner, "You're Next!"

Robert Pattinson Tells Taylor Lautner, "You're Next!"

After the past week of words and fists flying between actor Robert Pattinson and ex-friend Tim Sturridge, Pattinson has now challenged Twilight co-star Taylor Lautner about his relationship with Kristen Stewart. "I don't know what you're talking a...

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Funny story: Robert Pattinson, Tom Sturridge Finally Come To Blows, Loose Tooth

Robert Pattinson, Tom Sturridge Finally Come To Blows, Loose Tooth

Apparently those once old friends have had it up to here with each other and friends had to separate them Wednesday night as a black eye on one and a badly cut lip and loose tooth on the other was all the damage that resulted. "It looked a lot wor...

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Funny story: Justin Bieber To Marry Robert Pattinson In Civil Ceremony?

Justin Bieber To Marry Robert Pattinson In Civil Ceremony?

With Joe McElderry, the X-Factor winner as best man? This according to a so-called Skoob Entertainment News 'source.' Here in the office our first reaction was one of utter disbelief. Looking at the headline, it swiftly became obvious that some jo...

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Funny story: Robert Pattinson and Kristen Stewart Divorce Inevitable

Robert Pattinson and Kristen Stewart Divorce Inevitable

Although Robert Pattinson and Kristen Stewart aren't even married, odds makers are placing bets that if they were married, they would already have been divorced by now. Said one bookmaker in Las Vegas, "I know it's hard to get your head wrapped ar...

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Funny story: Robert Pattinson Says He Has The "Hots" For Mel Gibson's Ex-Future Wife Oksana Grigorieva

Robert Pattinson Says He Has The "Hots" For Mel Gibson's Ex-Future Wife Oksana Grigorieva

BOSTON - Robert Pattinson was on a promotion tour for his latest movie The Twilight Saga: Eclipse when he was asked about the rumor circulating about his having a big time crush on Oksana Grigorieva, the object of Mel Gibson's 120-plus decibel tirade...

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Funny story: Robert Pattinson Loses Front Door Key - Txts Kristen Stewart In Desperation

Robert Pattinson Loses Front Door Key - Txts Kristen Stewart In Desperation

Sensational breaking news from Hollywood! - Just when everybody was starting to believe that the Twilight franchise was just about played out, Robert Pattinson - Edward Cullen in the Twilight saga - astounded even the most hard nosed Hollywood report...

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Funny story: Pattinson Tells Tom Sturridge That Kristen Is HIS Plaything!

Pattinson Tells Tom Sturridge That Kristen Is HIS Plaything!

Apparently these two old friends are still clashing over the actress, Kristen Stewart, with Rob Pattinson saying that old ex-friend Sturridge should stay away from his plaything! "Plaything!" yelped Kristen Stewart when she heard the term. "I hope...

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Funny story: Inception Tops Box Office Chart For Third week Running - Pattinson And Stewart Furious

Inception Tops Box Office Chart For Third week Running - Pattinson And Stewart Furious

As Leonardo DiCaprio tops the movie chart for the third week running with dream theft fantasy flick - 'Inception' the marginally talentless stars of the Twilight saga, Robert Pattinson and Kristen Stewart have had some pretty hardcore questions to as...

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Funny story: Pattinson's Best Friend Tom Sturridge Seeing Kristen Stewart!

Pattinson's Best Friend Tom Sturridge Seeing Kristen Stewart!

For some unknown reason, no one has ever linked British actor Tom Sturridge with the Twilight people although Sturridge is not only Pattinson's friend but is a name outside the United States, when it comes to movies. Tom reportedly told friends la...

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Funny story: Count Dracula Revelation Shocks Audience

Count Dracula Revelation Shocks Audience

The big daddy of vampires (no not Robert Pattinson), we're talking about Count Dracula, has sensationally revealed today that he is actually afraid of the dark. Jeremy Vine was interviewing the Transylvanian transfusionist about his upcoming book,...

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Funny story: Robert Pattinson Injures Neck In Car Crash!

Robert Pattinson Injures Neck In Car Crash!

Twilight star, 24-year-old Robert Pattinson was the victim once more of the paparazzi as he tried to back his car out of a friend's house Saturday night and spotted two cars that he knew were paparazzi. He had been chased down once again, so he hit t...

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Funny story: Robsten Fight Turns The Tables On Paparazzi!

Robsten Fight Turns The Tables On Paparazzi!

A screaming Kristen Stewart and red-faced Robert Pattinson had a big fight in front of the AMC theater in Los Angeles Century City that brought the press on the run. The pics published within hours show a very upset Pattinson shaking his finger in...

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Funny story: Robert Pattinson Shows Youth How To Grab Ass!

Robert Pattinson Shows Youth How To Grab Ass!

Robert Pattinson, Kristen Stewart surprised more of their fans by showing up at a small town in Illinois at the showing of "Twilight: Eclipse" as they have been doing for over a week now. "The Movie people have scattered our cast members so that w...

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Funny story: Ashley Greene Apologizes To Kristen Stewart

Ashley Greene Apologizes To Kristen Stewart

Actress Ashley Greene has apparently apologized to Kristen Stewart over the spat the last two weeks concerning Robert Pattinson. As still another "As The Twilight Turns" rumor runs it's course, like always, there was a little truth and a lot of ad...

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