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Funny story: Bettany Hughes's Divine Women "Big Disappointment" Says Alice Roberts Group

Bettany Hughes's Divine Women "Big Disappointment" Says Alice Roberts Group

As TV historian Bettany Hughes's latest series on ancient history comes to a close, one viewers' group has criticised the show for being "too timid." In Divine Women Prof Hughes has investigated the often-unsung and frequently-suppressed role wome...

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Funny story: Vatican Blasts U.S. Nuns as Blasphemous

Vatican Blasts U.S. Nuns as Blasphemous

A special Vatican council of Bishops, Archbishops and Priests says many left-leaning American nuns are an embarrassment to the Roman Catholic Church for not speaking out more loudly against abortions, rubbers, gay marriage and high church posts for w...

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Funny story: Pope Admits God Probably Doesn't Exist But Encourages Catholics to Get Imaginary God Friend

Pope Admits God Probably Doesn't Exist But Encourages Catholics to Get Imaginary God Friend

Catholics everywhere were flabbergasted when, merely days after celebrating his 85th birthday, Pope Benedict XVI issued a formal statement acknowledging that God probably does not exist. Nevertheless, the Pope assured believers worldwide that they we...

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Funny story: Bettany Hughes Admirers Warn Off Frustrated Alice Roberts Fans

Bettany Hughes Admirers Warn Off Frustrated Alice Roberts Fans

Admirers of historian Bettany Hughes are sending out warning signals to fans of rival TV boffin babe, Alice Roberts, as they prepare to watch her latest series, Divine Women tonight. As has been reported in these pages ad nauseum followers of anat...

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Funny story: Bad Friday - congregation held under

Bad Friday - congregation held under

A service was held under 6 feet of water this morning in Morton-twix-Heron after occultists burst a nearby reservoir in preparation for their own Easter thanksgiving. In their version of events, a frogman in a white shroud emerges from a watery cr...

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Funny story: Buddhist Admits Present Moment Not So Great

Buddhist Admits Present Moment Not So Great

After decades of dharma talks, retreats, and solo meditation sittings - the sole aim of which was to fully experience the present moment - Buddhist Ken Foley finally admitted that the present moment was not so great. "I don't regret anything," say...

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Funny story: God's and Satan's reconciliation finalized!

God's and Satan's reconciliation finalized!

JURESALEM (ABSNN) EXLUSIVE TO THESPOOF-At long last it seems that The Almighty God and His Fallen Angel Satan have reconciled. After 6,000 or more years (millions according to Satan's right hand man, Frankie the J), the two have reached a rapprochem...

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Funny story: Obama recognizes Billy Graham as reason for his being "born again"

Obama recognizes Billy Graham as reason for his being "born again"

WASHINGTON, DC (ABSNN) - President Barack Obama broke his silence today regarding his religious, "Born Again" conversion on April 25, 2010 at the hands of the Reverend Dr. Billy Graham. Dr. Graham has been the unofficial Christian counselor to t...

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Funny story: Jewish Messiah to be Named SOON! Trinity Possible…

Jewish Messiah to be Named SOON! Trinity Possible…

After over a millennium of anticipation, punctuated by occasional promises from their Lord of a Messiah to be named "later," Jews worldwide were thrilled to learn that their Messiah will be named SOON. Sources have confirmed that on the short-list fo...

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Funny story: Jack Chick Deported From Saudi Arabia

Jack Chick Deported From Saudi Arabia

MECCA, KSA (CWTS World News) -- Jack Chick, author of well-known comic gospel tracts, was deported from the Kingdom of Saudi Arabia. His name is on the "black list," which contained the names of people not permitted to enter the country. Boxes of...

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Funny story: Jesus Told to Get Off the Cross

Jesus Told to Get Off the Cross

Jesus Christ has been told by the government that he can no longer be crucified at Easter. Equalities minister Lynne Featherstone has instructed lawyers to claim that the cross is not central to Jesus' everyday life. Instead, the lawyers will seek a...

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Funny story: Angry Mob Drives Out Proselyte from Inter-faith Subdivision

Angry Mob Drives Out Proselyte from Inter-faith Subdivision

O-TOWN, CA (Civic Welfare Today) -- Chimburp Ronda, a proselyte from California Apocalyptics and Religion Mockers, was driven out of Conscientious Subdivision by an angry mob. Ronda arrived at Conscientious Subdivision for a program exclusive for...

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Funny story: Pontius Pilate to be Canonised

Pontius Pilate to be Canonised

Pontius Pilate, the man best known for sentencing Jesus to his death, is set to be Canonised later this month. The move comes after a heavy influx of reprehensible, high profile beings in the last 10 years. People like Jordan, Sarah Palin and Pie...

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Funny story: Jedis get own church in Stoke

Jedis get own church in Stoke

The religion "Jediism" which was spawned from the popular movie franchise Star Wars is set to get its own holy place in Stoke on Trent. This ground breaking news for the religion comes after a petition was started by local "Jedis" Barry and Sus...

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Funny story: 75-year-old Nun gives birth to alcoholic 10-year-old

75-year-old Nun gives birth to alcoholic 10-year-old

GIDDEEYUP TX (ABSNN) -- A 75-yesr-old Marlboroite sister, Mary Agnes Agony, reportedly gave birth to a fully developed 10-year-old child Sunday afternoon "after only ten-minutes of labor," said Fr. Mack Beth, the OB-GYN surgeon who delivered the chil...

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Funny story: Birth Certificate Reveals Rick Santorum To Be The Son of God

Birth Certificate Reveals Rick Santorum To Be The Son of God

Washington, DC -- Republican presidential candidate Rick Santorum has declared his campaign to be "The Second Coming," after learning that his birth certificate identifies him as the Son of God. "I thought I might be related to Superman," Santorum...

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Funny story: Creationist archaeologists discover proof of God

Creationist archaeologists discover proof of God

In the Nevada desert, a group of archaeologists have made an astonishing discovery which appears to provide evidence for creationism. In a large dig site, the bones of ten dinosaurs have been discovered wearing crucifixes. Chief digger and creatio...

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