Prince Charles, heir to the throne and big eared twit has travelled to South America to highlight the issue of global warming. He is currently in Chile, where earlier today he made a speech. Confused locals heard the Prince say that in order to save...
Santiago, Chile - (Fifth Reich Mess): Brushing away a solitary tear Prince Charles knelt at General Pinochet's graveside today before ritually slitting the throat of a local Blackleg cockerel and smearing its blood all over Camilla's barren womb.
London - (Toxic Ass Mess): Non-Aligned Crack Barons Association UK CEO Charles Windsor is poised to sign the biggest narcotic deal of his life with next weekend's trip to Chile. The fake royal dynasty's Pretender saw his personal drug dealing inco...
Prince Charles was accused of hypocrisy last night for using a private jet on an 'environmental' tour of South America. The prince will travel to the region next month in a visit costing an estimated £300,000 as part of his personal crusade agains...
Langley, Va - (AssoCIAted mess): Spooks at the CIA's oxymoronic President George Herbert Bush Center for Intelligence (sic) HQ have warned President Obama about the dangers of continuing Bush Administration appeasement of ruthless scumbag terrorists...
London - (Pharoah-less Pyramid Scheme Mess): A top Off-the-Wall-Street whistleblower who dumped Ponzi scam artiste Bernie Madfoff in the FBI doggie doo-doo reckons Prince Charles 'is a Jewish impostor'. US Securities and Exchange Commission snitch...
The design of new stamps, being prepared with the portrait of Prince Charles in the eventuality of the Queen's death, are causing problems for Royal Mail designers. The Prince, no oil painting, cannot agree a design "which encompasses all one's belie...
Clarence House - (Tin Foil Hat Mess): A Zyklon B-powered 'flying saucer' has been spotted hovering over Prince Charles during a furtive visit to the Three Newts pub on the Dyfi Estuary near Aberystwyth according to MoD sources. The craft 'looked a...
Heir to the throne, Prince Charles, has told journalists he was "disgusted" with the racist comments made by his son, Prince Harry, and that he has stopped his pocket money "to focus his mind". Speaking this morning from the balcony at Buckingham...
King in waiting Prince Charles has revealed the reason behind his tormented childhood claiming that his life changed for the worse after wandering into a palace bathroom to be be confronted by a naked Queen Mother sitting on the toilet. "It was C...
In an unprecedented move The Prince of Wales, King Charles, is set to take up the reins at ailing football club, Fulham Wanderers. Speaking from his London gaff last night the amiable big-eared lad told us: "Errm...yes...well I just couldn't st...
Prince Charles whose Granny and Mammy have been Queens for so long that no one even remembers his family name will reach the new mandatory retirement age of sixty before he could ever bear the weight of the crown. Charles will never be king though he...
Clarence House - (Pont d'Alma Tunnel Mess): Prince Charles has told Hellfire Club grandees that there is only one birthday present that he really, really wants for 'his' 60th tomorrow: "About time the old girl croaked!" the Pretender cackled misch...
Charles, HRH The Prince Of Wales & Camden market on Saturdays (When it isn't raining), made a further statement following the interview in which he stated he wasn't happy with his job. He was quoted today as saying ''I also don't like vegetabl...
London - (Rioters): Looking as if someone was standing behind her with a live electric cattle prod linked to the autocue the Puppet Monarch heaped praise today on the feckless Pretender's risible Prince's Truss charity. "There is no greater pleas...
London - (Sordid Nazi Mess): "Must have been the fourth or fifth time that I'd been let out on probation from HMP Broadmoor that the penny actually dropped." The Pretender to the Puppet Throne was speaking today about the time he learned he'd neve...
LONDON: Camilla Parker-Bowles -AKA - the Duchess of Cornwall's plans to surprise her husband with 60 different gifts on his 60th birthday came a cropper when it was discovered that a book containing nude pictures of the Duchess has gone AWOL. The...
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