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Funny story: US Porn star jumps off cliff in an attempt to discover the ultimate 'cum job'!

US Porn star jumps off cliff in an attempt to discover the ultimate 'cum job'!

US Porno star, Stephen Hill (appropriate name), searching for the ultimate 'cum job' tried everything and now he's reached his final 'climax'. After years of working in the US porno business as a "big dicked" actor, being sucked, blown and shaggin...

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Funny story: Be careful what you search for - you might get porn

Be careful what you search for - you might get porn

With the news of pensioner, Alan Rimmer, searching for the answer to a crossword clue of "Wild Asian Ass" (answer is Onager) on a popular search engine, and getting quite a lot of porn, Google have announced that they will help such naïve idiots. It'...

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Funny story: "Free Porn" Campaign causes Chaos in London

"Free Porn" Campaign causes Chaos in London

Protesters outside the Chinese embassy in London were swamped yesterday by members of the public greatly misunderstanding the demonstrator's campaign banners. Members of the "Free Porn" movement who were protesting the Chinese Government's decisio...

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Funny story: Carmella Bing to act as Tomb Raider

Carmella Bing to act as Tomb Raider

The very "healthy" and agile porn star, Carmella Bing is all set to portray the image of the ever adventurous, and sexy Lara Croft. The news comes in after our very own AJ felt too old for the role. Considering she (AJ) has been travelling al...

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Funny story: Wikipedia to be renamed "WANKAPAEDO-IA"

Wikipedia to be renamed "WANKAPAEDO-IA"

Wikipedia has been accused of being a secret "cess-pit" for kiddies-porno lovers and other related sites are now enjoying the publicity. In fact the images of kiddies in "naughty" poses on Wikipedia is so popular that they have decided to re-launc...

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Funny story: Jacqui Smith's Husband Faces Financial Ruin For Porn Films

Jacqui Smith's Husband Faces Financial Ruin For Porn Films

The major casulty of the General Election has been Richard Timney, otherwise known as Mr Jacqui Smith. Following his wife losing her seat, Mr Timney has been hit with an enormous bill for renting porn films. Previously the tax payer had picked up the...

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Funny story: GOP Attacks Wrong SEC

GOP Attacks Wrong SEC

WASHINGTON -- Republicans stepped up their criticism of the SEC following unsubstantiated reports that senior employees spent hours surfing pornographic websites while they were supposed to be monitoring the U.S. financial system. Former U.S. Se...

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Funny story: Bagpuss Tormented By Porn Film Past

Bagpuss Tormented By Porn Film Past

Popular children's television star Bagpuss has revealed a dark secret. He was once the star of some pornographic films. The films were made in the early 1960s, before Bagpuss became a television star. In those days he was just a saggy, baggy cloth ca...

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Funny story: "I Work At the SEC, and I Like To Party"

"I Work At the SEC, and I Like To Party"

Several recent news reports have unveiled a little known employment benefit at the Securities and Exchange Commission. Regardless of boom or bust conditions in the banking industry or in the open stock market, you can apparently surf porn sites at yo...

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Funny story: Porn industry blocks NHS sperm donor plans

Porn industry blocks NHS sperm donor plans

The Secretary of State for Health, Andy Burnham, has lashed out at the porn industry after research showed it was a major hindrance to NHS plans to pay cash incentives for sperm donations. "The industry thinks only of its profits and is apparentl...

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Funny story: ThiPad Web Surfing Tablets Coming to a Pub near You

ThiPad Web Surfing Tablets Coming to a Pub near You

Slightly modifying the successful mid-size touch screen and web surfing platform, the Flush-N-Go Corporation announces the release of a new series of wall mounted "ThiPads" for use by patrons while using public restrooms. Bracketed to the wall or...

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Funny story: 'Hand Relief' Charity TV Event Announced - Celebrity Porn Extravaganza Set to Raise Millions

'Hand Relief' Charity TV Event Announced - Celebrity Porn Extravaganza Set to Raise Millions

TV5 bosses tonight announced an evening of celebrity porn based programmes aimed at raising millions of pounds for the charity SIN (Slappers in Need). Hand Relief, which will air in late July, will include such treats as: - 'Celebrity Come doggin...

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Funny story: Ron Jeremy, Pamela Anderson, Taylor Lautner, and "Vagina Girl" To Star In The X-Rated "Well It's Not Going To Lick Itself - The Sexy Sequel"

Ron Jeremy, Pamela Anderson, Taylor Lautner, and "Vagina Girl" To Star In The X-Rated "Well It's Not Going To Lick Itself - The Sexy Sequel"

VENICE BEACH, California - Left Coast Libido Pictures in association with The Las Labias of Los Angeles Motion Picture Company has announced that they will shortly begin filming on the sequel to the X-rated Well It's Not Going To Lick Itself, which i...

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Funny story: Latest Offer from Porn Distributor to Help Octomom Sucks

Latest Offer from Porn Distributor to Help Octomom Sucks

Octomom, has just received an offer to get out from under her financial woes by none other than Hotend Entertainment, a porn industry leader, if she'll make a porn film with 8 men. But Octomom is saying not so fast. "I am a mother of 14 children;...

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Funny story: Playboy TV targets new audiences in the US and the world, KIDDIES TV and they love it!

Playboy TV targets new audiences in the US and the world, KIDDIES TV and they love it!

Playboy TV, adult channel and porn experts are attempting to target new audiences, kiddies channels in the US and eventually, the rest of the world. They have tested the US response by sending out preview clips on two kiddies channels and the resp...

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Funny story: Exclusive internet porn domain is "CUMMING" The Spoof too!

Exclusive internet porn domain is "CUMMING" The Spoof too!

After being initially rejected way back when the internet powers that be, ICANN, have decided to launch an adult only domain. The Spoof and its writers have already applied for a slot on the "PORN DOMAIN" feeling that half of the stuff written her...

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Funny story: Grandpa Ganja On Pornography

Grandpa Ganja On Pornography

Pornography is becoming more and more of an issue in the media-and in the minds of the people-and I say it's about time. Smut shops are on every corner. Naked bodies greet the eye everywhere one looks these days. Brazen centerfolds, dirty posters, and x-rated movies lure our unsuspecting youth to the worst kinds of degradation imaginable. Shocking! Well, if the public has been slow to come t...

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