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Funny story: School Board Pulls Porno

School Board Pulls Porno

Spoons, Washington - Spoons High School (SHS) students are divided over the school board's decision to pull the Merriam-Webster dictionary from classrooms after a complaint that the book contains material that is unsuitable for minors. According to...

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Funny story: Porno Movies Now Available For Your Dog

Porno Movies Now Available For Your Dog

Pet Perfect Products Inc., Tells consumers that movies are available made especially to keep dogs occupied while you are away. "Dogs at Play" is about groups of dogs barking and running and playing and chasing a ball. Advertising says "Your do...

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Funny story: Withdrawal Of Porn From Internet Makes The Super Information Highway A Wasteland.

Withdrawal Of Porn From Internet Makes The Super Information Highway A Wasteland.

With the announcement last week of all porn sites withdrawing there content from the internet, it seems the Super Information Highway has become a wasteland. The enormous gap left by the content being deleted has been "impossible to fill" says loc...

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Funny story: Police Break Up Computer Porn Ring

Police Break Up Computer Porn Ring

San Francisco CA: SFPD vice officers raided a computer service center owned by a computer geek named Mr. Newsom. When the police first entered the shop they found Mr. Newsom was playing with a dongle. There were various sizes of used floppy's lay...

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Funny story: 'Bad Girls' 3D Porn System Signs Conjoined Twins To Headline New Blockbuster Skin Flick: "ClusterF*****!"

'Bad Girls' 3D Porn System Signs Conjoined Twins To Headline New Blockbuster Skin Flick: "ClusterF*****!"

Following the lead of blockbuster 'Avatar', now with over $500M banked in just a few short weeks in the midst of a global recession, a group of Follywood Porn Promoters have come out with a complete 3D Home Porno Entertainment Center which they are...

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Funny story: Callers To Toll Free Number Get Directed To Porn Site!

Callers To Toll Free Number Get Directed To Porn Site!

Some New Year's revelers who knew they were too sodded to drive, tried to call for a tow home as promised in ads all over the local television news. Instead the callers who needed help in getting home got relayed to a pornography number. "I got...

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Funny story: Betty does Bob

Betty does Bob

The baby boom generation may soon have the geriatric porn they have been begging for in a movie remake of a very popular 1970's porn flick. The movie is said to start production next month deep in the Florida everglades. Secret sources report the...

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Funny story: Debbie Does Dallas - Moves On

Debbie Does Dallas - Moves On

Debbie DeLightful, the legendary hard core porn actress continued her US publicity tour by visiting Dallas, Texas. Addressing a crowd of conspiracy theorists in Dealey Plaza, standing on a grassy knoll, she announced that she was really glad to ge...

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Funny story: Tiger Woods Porn Star Romp Was Pre-Marriage

Tiger Woods Porn Star Romp Was Pre-Marriage

Porn star Holly Sampson, the latest in a long line of alleged Tiger Woods 'conquests' was today revealed as the leading lady in a host of adult movies. The 36 year old porn star, who featured in movies such as, 'Bound For Trouble' and 'Descent Int...

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Funny story: Jazz Mag To Be Laminated

Jazz Mag To Be Laminated

In a world first, infamous jazz mag Reader Wives is to be laminated. In a statement, whilst holding his breath, PR executive Geoff Fuigg of porn barons Paul Raymond blabbed "Readers Wives is a world renowned adult magazine, which give a copious am...

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Funny story: Mormon Church to Allow Pornography

Mormon Church to Allow Pornography

The Mormon Church of Latter Day Saints announced today that pornography is natural and healthy and all lay members of the church will be encouraged to read or watch pornographic videos. "We are all the products of horny men and women", said a spok...

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Funny story: Scotland Yard Movie Line Up Boob!

Scotland Yard Movie Line Up Boob!

New Scotland Yard had a "bad day at the office" when officers included pictures of actors from a seedy 1970s porn film among images of people wanted after a recent football riot. The error came about when the Metropolitan Police used an old betam...

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Funny story: Scientists Prove Theorom

Scientists Prove Theorom

For many years, people have accepted the theorom "the angle of the dangle is equal to the heat of the meat." A government sponsored research group at M.I.T., after three years and at the cost of over four hundred million dollars, has proven this to...

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Funny story: Obama appoints a Porno Czar

Obama appoints a Porno Czar

President Obama announced today his appointment of an Porno Czar. Many American industries are experiencing an economic depression, and the porn industry is no exception. Recently, it has fallen on hard times and has become dysfunctional. Obama feels...

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Funny story: Adult Entertainment Magnate Makes Bid For Family-Friendly Outfit

Adult Entertainment Magnate Makes Bid For Family-Friendly Outfit

In the midst of a flailing entertainment market, corporate financial concerns and recent management reorganization, the Malt Risley corporation (famous for its family friendly musical cartoon movies), may be "entertaining" the possibility of a merger...

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Funny story: New Adult Website Off To A Rough Start

New Adult Website Off To A Rough Start

A new all adult website that had it's creator in high hopes to land him lots of money and featuring men sixty and over, completely or nearly completely nude, is off to a rough start according to creator, Herman Arsecrackers. "I thought sure I had...

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Funny story: "Church of England Connected To Hardcore Porn" Allegation

"Church of England Connected To Hardcore Porn" Allegation

A hard-hitting documentary to be shown on national television tonight promises to 'lift the lid' on the alleged connection between Archbishop Dr Rowan Boat, and the seedy world of the hardcore pornography industry. In the third part of his series...

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