Just got back from a four day trip with the lads to the United Kingdom. It was a holiday from hell from start to finish. The Flight: We booked with Ryanair from Leonardo Da Vinci airport. We were attracted by the promise of low low fares. However, with taxes and other hidden extras it came to nearly £300.00 each. One or two of the boys offered to only take hand luggage on which brought th...
During the Popes visit to the British Isles the Pope made various concessions to the Catholic crowds 1. No more boys or girls will be assaulted by priests or nuns. This will now be done by Cardinals and the above. 2. Condoms will be sold in vending machines inside churches and in School play grounds .But the Pope draws the line at fruit flavoured Johnnies 3. Women will be ordained so...
Pope Benedict XVIIIMD has returned to Vatican City in the centre of Rome after a successful four day trip to the UK, however Scotland Yard in the UK are left wondering what happened to several important items including art-works, the Crown Jewels and...
Following a translation mistake, the Pope today beatified Gary Numan. In a synthesiser-studded event in Birmingham, the 82-year-old pontiff - old enough to remember the birth of electro-pop - hailed Numan as the clear leader in the race to British ro...
The Pope has challenged famous magician David Blaine to a public miracle competition. Pope Benedict told this website: "Yeah, yeah - I've seen what this Blaine can do.All very clever in its own way - fasting for days, frozen in time, fake drowning. B...
London - (Wingnuts Mess): Six harmless Westmonster Council sanitary operatives say their reputations have been trashed by Friday's arrest on trumped-up charges. The North Agrican lads had been having a bit of a joke in the works canteen about ex-H...
Police in London have released six male cleaners aged between their 20s and 50s who had previously been arrested following the Pope's visit. Chief Inspector Savage of the Metropolitan Police, who had co-ordinated the dawn arrests of the men, belie...
The Pope made a very common - but highly embarrassing - mistake when he tried to take mass yesterday in London. He initially turned up at Westminster Abbey - knowing that is where the Kings of Queens of England have been crowned, where the greatest m...
The Pope has responded to criticisms of child abuse by launching a new Evangelism mission in foreign waters. The new scheme plans to send many of the leading Roman Catholic Priests away from their usual parishes in order to convert young people in...
Wimbledon - (Gay Ass Mess): Rough trade has swamped the leafy streets of SW19 where the Vatican's apostoloic nonce-io is playing host to Benny and the lads. Dressed in altar boy ruffs and fishnet stockings the sluts from the Parkside Pleasure Pala...
In his sermon today at Westminster Cathedral Pope Benedict XVI surprised the world by canonizing Mother Teresa. Pope Benedict canonized Mother Teresa and then immediately proclaimed her the fourth Patron Saint of Bees. Here is the text of Pope Benedict's canonization sermon today: Dear friends in Christ, The visitor to this cathedral cannot fail to be struck by the great crucifix dom...
The Government is so impressed with the Pope's apology for the crimes of his priests towards young people that they are seeking the same from prisoners throughout the land. 'When they say they are sorry for what they have done and how ashamed they...
London - (Furballs): A thinly-veiled message about white slavery or just a purr-fect cat 'n' mouse pic tease? An official No 10 photo issued today shows UK Prime Monster Dave Cameron and the Pope flanked by a sphinx-like statue of a white cat.
A bizarre set of coincidences lead to one of the more unusual highlights of Pope Benedict's visit to the UK. Fortunately, no one was hurt though. As the Popemobile was approaching the junction just outside Buckingham Palace, it was met on one side...
Major Boris Johnson appealed for calm last night as a group of street cleaners were caught allegedly attempting to assassinate the Pope. "Street cleaning is an occupation of peace, in fact it literally means peace" said a sweaty BoJo as he stresse...
LONDON, UK - Anti-terrorism police arrested six men on Friday on suspicion of preparing an attack on the Pope. Police moved quickly to make the pre-dawn arrests of five men in central London where the pontiff later spoke: Your Majesty, Thank...
Today, the Pope controversially spoke of his desire to see Christian suicide bombers. In a speech to followers in London, he said "Those Muslims are getting all the attention by blowing themselves up. We Christians are being marginalised. The medi...
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