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Funny story: Man's Diet goes Disastrously Wrong - Gains 20 Stone!

Man's Diet goes Disastrously Wrong - Gains 20 Stone!

A local man getting ready for a fun-run wanted to cut down on some pounds in order to get in shape. But his misreading of the instructions on a carton of diet pills has led to his increasing in weight from a mere 11 stone 6lbs to a massive 31 stone 8...

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Funny story: Local Man Finds Answers to All Life's Problems in Dogs Arse

Local Man Finds Answers to All Life's Problems in Dogs Arse

Local man Dave Taylor has spent the best part of the last 10 years searching for the answer to all of life's problems without success - until he eventually discovered it tucked neatly between the buttocks of his beloved dog, Mavis. The jolly 4...

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Funny story: Child Shits his Pants at Local Sports Day

Child Shits his Pants at Local Sports Day

Schoolboy Tommy Boggins, 7, ruined an otherwise enjoyable sports day at his local school when he unintentionally shit his pants all over the sports field. At approximately 1 o'clock, Tommy was competing in the semi-finals of the sack race. Tommy h...

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Funny story: Giant Turd Brings M25 To Standstill

Giant Turd Brings M25 To Standstill

The M25 London orbital motorway today descended into gridlock following the discovery of a giant turd close to the Rickmansworth/Chorleywood turn off, where a Spoof.com writer almost once froze to death while hitchhiking after visiting his kids at Ch...

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Funny story: Biden Forced to Admit Stool Sample He Submitted for Exam Belonged to Someone Else!

Biden Forced to Admit Stool Sample He Submitted for Exam Belonged to Someone Else!

Dover, Delaware/ Forensenic Cold Case Files - "When it rains it pours...and then it rains some more and you feel like you're being water boarded as the Truth continues to catch up with you," those were the words uttered by VP Joe Biden as the shit s...

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Funny story: White House to Sell Bo's "Accidents" to Pay For Bail Out

White House to Sell Bo's "Accidents" to Pay For Bail Out

President Barack Obama has announced that First Dog Bo's feces will be auctioned off on E-Bay to help pay for the Bail Out plans. The piles, to be called Little Bo Poop, will be mounted on boards and sold to the hightest bidders. The announcement...

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Funny story: Excremental Artist Santiago Sierra's Mega Shit Show

Excremental Artist Santiago Sierra's Mega Shit Show

Fine Art Review Team - "Hey Sierra, Get your shit together and get your zipper up". If only, but noooo this pooo's for you. This is fine art and high culture far beyond the tearful eye of the common man. Once again the snooty art world treads int...

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Funny story: Shit Happens - Parliamentary Commission Confirms.

Shit Happens - Parliamentary Commission Confirms.

A Parliamentary Commission, established to investigate the popular saying, "Shit happens" this afternoon announced the results of their findings. It appears that shit does indeed happen, on a daily basis as far as most people are concerned. Those...

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Funny story: UK Government to introduce 'Sh*it tax'

UK Government to introduce 'Sh*it tax'

As a new initiative the UK government is set to introduce a new green tax called - 'The Sh*it Tax'. Its the brain child of Alistair Darling. 'The Shit tax' would be calculated by weight -the more you shit the more tax you pay, the less yo shit...

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Funny story: Sir Alex Ferguson Has A Nasty Accident

Sir Alex Ferguson Has A Nasty Accident

There was drama at the top of the Premier League last night, as Manchester United Sir Alex Ferguson who was watching the Fulham v. Liverpool game on telly with his wife Cathy at their Wilmslow home, had a nasty accident when the Merseysiders scored i...

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Funny story: Dog Shit Incident Leads To Crossbow Firing, 3-Year Prison Sentence

Dog Shit Incident Leads To Crossbow Firing, 3-Year Prison Sentence

In Lovejoy, Texas a 52-year old man has been sentenced to three years in prison for firing a crossbow after a huge dispute over a breed of the neighbor's dog last Thanksgiving. While the victim, George Hadley, claimed that his dog was a poodle, th...

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Funny story: Spoof Writers' Turd story rally to save Jade Goody's reputation comes too late as coalition collapses on ill news of her passing

Spoof Writers' Turd story rally to save Jade Goody's reputation comes too late as coalition collapses on ill news of her passing

London, England - "We were a day late and a turd story shy," said one lamenting member of the secretive spoof writer's coalition to save Jade Goody's reputation. "If only she would have held on for another day. Or maybe if we would have wrote a littl...

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Funny story: Insurance Ogre's Boners Turn Bonuses to Poo

Insurance Ogre's Boners Turn Bonuses to Poo

Clever witch Blackrack and her worlock hubbie, Mullpointgard cast a spell on GAG insurance ogre and their bonuses and bailouts turned to poo. Poo is the newest, latest world currency that can only be spent on doing good. GAG millionaire bonus babies...

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Funny story: New Improved German Laxative: It's Good Shit

New Improved German Laxative: It's Good Shit

German scientists have developed a new strain of their popular super strength laxative. Working at their top secret WASP laboratories they have improved their maximum strength x10. Dietar Von Scheiste, the scientist in charge said "We got the idea...

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Funny story: Yeltsin's not-so-masterplan

Yeltsin's not-so-masterplan

According to the Global EPA, the amount of annual gross domestic waste produced by humans reached a nauseating 17,855 tons, with China contributing to two-thirds of said figure. Due to the general strike of the Chinese Tampon manufacturers women...

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Funny story: Toilet torcher caught in San Francisco

Toilet torcher caught in San Francisco

SAN FRANCISCO, CA - According to my source, secret agent Yskinmien (whose name has been changed for his protection), the toilet torcher has been caught. The toilet torcher has been torturing toilets around the area with explosive diarrhea. He then...

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Funny story: Idiots Throw Away Some Good Shit

Idiots Throw Away Some Good Shit

Doctoral student David Lennett filed a lawsuit against Britain's Leeds University in February because it's custodians had mistakenly thrown out research that he had been working with for the last seven years. Lennett is studying the rare Butaan li...

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