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Funny story: Lindsay Lohan's Rehab Clinic Escape Plot Exposed!

Lindsay Lohan's Rehab Clinic Escape Plot Exposed!

LOS ANGELES - The Los Angeles Police Department is reporting that Henry & Betty Ford Rehab Clinic patient #73013 was making plans to escape from the rehab facility. Officer W.K. Ruskinriggins with the LAPD said that he was called to the rehab...

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Funny story: Derek Acorah arrested as part of operation Yo-Yo

Derek Acorah arrested as part of operation Yo-Yo

Operation Yo-Yo, the second phase of the police's inspection of famous people's previous indiscretions has uncovered two previous indiscretions by world famous psychic and generally well groomed Scouser, Derek Acorah. "We have discovered that duri...

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Funny story: Oprah Winfrey Tells Reese Witherspoon To Stop Acting Like Lindsay Lohan

Oprah Winfrey Tells Reese Witherspoon To Stop Acting Like Lindsay Lohan

CHICAGO - Oprah Winfrey, regarded by many as the Queen of Talk Shows, still likes to flex her telecasting muscles every now and then. Winfrey speaking from her home in The Windy City stated that Reese Witherspoon needs to stop acting like she is a...

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Funny story: Haggis Arrested Following Robbery

Haggis Arrested Following Robbery

Coppers have rounded up a runaway gang of vagrant haggis bank robbers in the highlands. The haggis, of which there were eighteen, were found running around in circles in a swamp on Glen Regis with a sack full of Swiss bank notes and a barrel of b...

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Funny story: Reese Witherspoon defends Boston bombers

Reese Witherspoon defends Boston bombers

In a surprising turn of events Reese Witherspoon an animal rights activist told a friend she supports the Boston bombers because they were wild and hairy. Shortly, after the statement the police were notified and Mrs. Witherspoon was taken into c...

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Funny story: Rob Kardashian Could Be Heading For The Iron Bars Hotel

Rob Kardashian Could Be Heading For The Iron Bars Hotel

VENICE BEACH - It appears that Rob Kardashian is starting to get more newspaper and Internet space than his famous sisters, Kim, Khloe, and Kourtney. Rob was recently arrested by Venice Beach Police after he got into a dispute with noted tattoo ar...

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Funny story: Ohio Implements A Mug Shot Law

Ohio Implements A Mug Shot Law

COLUMBUS, Ohio - The state of Ohio has just passed a new law regarding criminal mug shots. State Senator Alyssa Wordwiggle, 43, [D-Cincinnati] spearheaded the law referred to as The Senator Alyssa Wordwiggle Smiling Mug Shot Law, after she was app...

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Funny story: London Marathon Cancelled

London Marathon Cancelled

The 2013 Virgin London Marathon due to be run this Sunday has been cancelled at short notice. The event which raises millions of pounds for charity as well as being a showcase for top international athletes has fallen victim to a lack of available po...

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Funny story: Marijuana Legalization Responsible for University Patrol Lay-Offs in Colorado

Marijuana Legalization Responsible for University Patrol Lay-Offs in Colorado

DENVER - University patrol officers file for unemployment throughout Colorado just a few months after the state effectively passed ballot initiatives legalizing, taxing, and regulating recreational marijuana use. After Amendment 64 had passed, un...

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Funny story: The Missing Link

The Missing Link

"Look Sir, we have searched the house and I can tell you, hand on heart, he is not here". "Don't believe it, the silly sod has got drunk and fallen down a crevice somewhere". "I understand the grounds are quite extensive but my officers and I have had a good look". "Did you check the old out houses and the barn?" "Yes sir, every possible nook and cranny has been searched, he is not her...

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Funny story: Police confirm anti-terror strategy: 'we arrest people who look like terrorists'

Police confirm anti-terror strategy: 'we arrest people who look like terrorists'

London Chief Constable, Brian Hogan, today confirmed the Police were exploiting the major weakness in the terrorists' armour: the fact that terrorists consistently look like terrorists. The Commissioner explained, "this gives us the upper hand bec...

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Funny story: MC Hammer Nailed By A California Cop

MC Hammer Nailed By A California Cop

DUBLIN, California - The rap artist once known as MC Hammer spent some time in the Dublin slammer after he was arrested by a Dublin police officer. Officer Dixon Deckerdiggle told the news media that Mr. Hammer, the hip hop rapper whose 15 minutes...

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Funny story: Chris Dorner Burned Out Waco Style

Chris Dorner Burned Out Waco Style

Vigilante Chris Dorner was cornered by cops in a remote cabin in Big Bear, California. In a classic cop operation the LAPD surrounded the cabin and helicopters flew over head. As Alec Jones predicted the cops burned down the cabin and 'barbecued'...

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Funny story: Five police cars sent to calm down 150 women at a 'Ladies night' when heartthrob Fabio didn't turn up!!

Five police cars sent to calm down 150 women at a 'Ladies night' when heartthrob Fabio didn't turn up!!

Pontyates, near Llanelli, South Wales: In the Welsh valleys yonder there, there is a cry in the mist. "Fabio, Fabio, where is thou Fabio?" At the Baltic Inn and Restaurant, no less, 150 Welsh Ladies arrived to see their favourite one, Fabio.

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Funny story: Firefighters: "We're being discriminated against by impersonators" - Too many police, not enough firefighter impersonators, says union

Firefighters: "We're being discriminated against by impersonators" - Too many police, not enough firefighter impersonators, says union

Just two days after a second man was arrested for allegedly impersonating a police officer, the president of the local firefighters union said his organization is considering filing a lawsuit claiming discrimination against firefighters. "You he...

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Funny story: Baby Showers Banned In Massachusetts Until Further Notice

Baby Showers Banned In Massachusetts Until Further Notice

STOUGHTON, Massachusetts - Members of the Stoughton Police Department are still shaking their heads over the free-for-all melee that took place at a baby shower which was being held at The Clam Chowder Club in downtown Stoughton. SPD Spokesperson...

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Funny story: Britain's Nuclear deterrent, in the safe hands of naval ratings, "drunk out of their minds"!

Britain's Nuclear deterrent, in the safe hands of naval ratings, "drunk out of their minds"!

HMS Astute, Southampton: Police investigations, carried out by the Hampshire Constabulary have found out that the consumption of 20 pints of cider was not unsual for naval ratings and "significant" numbers of the crew used to get "drunk out of their...

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