In Lake Charles, Louisiana - Authorities here said a naked 81-year-old man was able to hold a drunken intruder, who may have been trying to burglarize the place, at pecker point until deputies arrived, nearly four hours later. Gladstone Gandhi jum...
Kanye West has splashed out on on an extension to his new Hollywood crib - in the shape of a penis. The diminutive R&B rapper, or whatever he is, is back in the news once again for acting like a total knob. But he was determined he would th...
Bargis Tryhol, world record holder as the man with the world's largest penis, was evicted from his Florida apartment this week. Tryhol was put out by his landlord, Lowell Markham. Mr. Markham stated that there was a problem between Tryhol and ano...
Porn film star, secret agent, and world record holder Bargis Tryhol is the official celebrity judge and guest at this year's National Surfboarding Championships in Honolulu, Hawaii. He will grade surfers on their abilities in riding the tube, the pi...
The embattled, embittered Italian President, Silvio Berlusconi is to hang up his spurs. No longer will the Presidential Palazzo in Rome reverberate to the sound of shagging, fellatio and sado-masochistic ritual. No longer will knowing businessm...
LOUISTA, KY (ABSNN) - A committee of ten prominent Louista, Kentucky men and women announced the formation of the International Penis Possessors Hall of Fame and will officially begin accepting nominations for the Biggest Dicks of 2009 on Septemb...
A seventy-eight year old man in Louisburg, NC has reported that after taking erectile dysfunction medicine, he has regularly experienced a four hour erection. Warnings about this condition appear regularly on the TV ads regardng this and other ED med...
This reporter was with Penis Minus Wilson (Not his real name), having a few beers at a local bar recently and were listening to one bragging tale after another and, as usual, Penis was reluctant to say much, simply listen. "Well, I bet Penis here...
SAN FRANCISCO, CA - Tests results were released today proving that controversial runner Enya Semencaster is in fact a woman, but not also a man, bringing scandal to the San Francisco Trangender Sports Gathering and rocking the city's she-male communi...
Billy Ray Hampton, a Nashville, Tennessee man told Nashville police that he was knocked down by an irate customer Friday night, and while he was stunned, the fuming woman cut off his penis. At Vanderbilt Hospital where surgeons are trying to reat...
Long Branch, NJ/ Hospital News - A man, far from a " normal" man, is resting comfortably today before commencing rehabilitation exercises after having the world's first "Penis Reduction" performed by noted plastic surgeon Alex "Tight Jaws" Johnson.
A planned demonstration in Birmingham against literacy and being a bit "fey", by The Ignorance Defence League, resulted in angry clashes with teachers and librarians at the weekend. Gangs of men and youths, whom Police believe may be latent homose...
Known as the man with the world's smallest penis, Penis Minus Wilson (Not his real name) was arrested Friday for flashing. "It was all a big mistake", Penis told the National Inquisitor. "I ain't got nothing to show." Apparently it all starte...
Scotsmen are leading the way in purchasing the new larger size condom from Durex. A study has revealed that Glasgow tops the list, with Edinburgh in second place. South of the border numbers were considerably lower. Dr Alan Knott of the Penis, Fan...
Concerns regarding the wellbeing of crap Spoof writer Skoob, who went for a walk in the woods because everybody and his mother were taking the piss out of his small, nay, insignificant, beaver splitter, were allayed when he returned in the early hour...
Concerns raised today regarding the well being of Spoof contributor Skoob, who was gutted that fellow Spoofers betrayed him when they made public his concerns over being the not very proud possessor of a Tom Thumb penis. Skoob had aired his anguis...
LONDON (ABSNN) -- Skoob1999, beloved writer for TheSpoof.com, admitted Monday morning that, due to certain extenuating circumstances, he had bowed to repeated requests by his wife, Mrs. Skoob (demands actually), to submit to penis enlargement. "I...
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