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Funny story: Unknown Herbert sends his thought on MPs to Parliament!

Unknown Herbert sends his thought on MPs to Parliament!

The fifth secretary to the secretary of the secretary of David Cameron's third secretary, has disclosed the contents of a communication received this month from a proletriat voter in Nottingham. There will be a collection for payment in the near future. Here is the critical ode that was sent. Our beloved crooked MP's, got elected using lies, nepotism, and audacity, Along with astucity,...

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Funny story: Uproar in the House of Commons

Uproar in the House of Commons

There was uproar in the House of Commons last Wednesday during question time. The question put by Patrick Freeman seemed to many, naive and out of sync with the House's pragmatic approach to questions of governance; but its effect was undeniable. He had asked if government would take active measures to curb "national gullibility" in the wake of a general world wide acknowledgement of the...

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Funny story: Cameron Told House Of Lords Is Full

Cameron Told House Of Lords Is Full

A cross party group of peers has told Prime Minister David Cameron that he can't create any more peers as the House of Lords is already full. The Coalition leader has created a record breaking number of peers in less than a year and the chamber is...

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Funny story: Major UK Crackdown on Pedophilia

Major UK Crackdown on Pedophilia

Sir. Hamilton Krupt leader of the new Keep Britain Clean party has called for a major crackdown on pedophilia as part of his party's mandate to the people. The party came into existence on the back of the poor performances by The National Front in...

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Funny story: Bond is Back!

Bond is Back!

David Cameron has announced that 'unbreakable Bond' is back to sort out the relationships between Britain and Pakistan. Bond's job is to 'patch up relations' between the two countries after Cameron described Pakistan as the seedbed of Terrorism. B...

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Funny story: Stupid Government Still Not Listening to Protesters

Stupid Government Still Not Listening to Protesters

LONDON - The douchebag government of the United Kingdom of Great Britain and Northern Ireland has yet again turned a blind eye towards its loserific actions against peaceful protesters. UK Uncut, a peaceful protest movement - as guaranteed by trad...

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Funny story: Prime Minister Loses Temper With Annoying Balls

Prime Minister Loses Temper With Annoying Balls

The Prime Minister lost his rag during Prime Minister's Question Time in the Commons this afternoon. He was in the middle of answering a question on the Government's proposed reforms of the Welfare Benefits system when he advised the House that he...

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Funny story: Cameron And Clegg To Fight It Out Over Boiled Eggs

Cameron And Clegg To Fight It Out Over Boiled Eggs

Prime Minister David Cameron and his deputy, Nick Clegg, are to develop an artificial argument so as to appear less "together." The move follows an open-microphone gaffe after a question-and-answer session in Nottingham yesterday. Clegg was heard...

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Funny story: Solving the Population Problem

Solving the Population Problem

The Government has taken a decisive step in combating the increasing population caused by people living too long. It is not the Government's fault if old people freeze to death next winter due to a cut in the heating allowance. It is clearly the f...

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Funny story: Government cuts will "devastate communities"

Government cuts will "devastate communities"

Today protesters from across the UK are gathering together to protest against the government cuts in public services, which they claim will "devastate communities and destroy societies". A group of protesters spoke exclusively to TheSpoof.com.

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Funny story: Ed Miliband Questioned by Police About Red Plot

Ed Miliband Questioned by Police About Red Plot

Ed Miliband has tonight been questioned by police after he was found to be in possession of a suspicious pot of Red Paint. The paint is believed to be of a particular shade of red that was found at the scene of a very serious crime. That cr...

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Funny story: Equalities Watchdog Role To be Curbed

Equalities Watchdog Role To be Curbed

The equalities watchdog is lose its remit to promote "good relations" between ethnic and social groups. Home Secretary Theresa May has published a report which proposes to scale back role of the Equality and Human Rights Commission. It will also l...

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Funny story: Burnley MP Supports "Save the Cheque" Campaign

Burnley MP Supports "Save the Cheque" Campaign

Burnley and Padiham MP, Gordon Birtwistle has joined fellow Liberal Democrats in fighting to "Save the Cheque", with a petition which was handed to No 10 Downing Street last week. The petition has received support from thousands of people from al...

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Funny story: Government Promises To Increase Myths By 2012

Government Promises To Increase Myths By 2012

A government survey has shown that the use of mythical monsters in Britain is down by as much as 70% from 1950, with almost no growth in new myths - a statistic which it urges needs to be changed. Myths once played a vital role in the running of d...

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Funny story: Nick Clegg 'Crap' At Doing The Lunch Run

Nick Clegg 'Crap' At Doing The Lunch Run

he Coalition has recently become dangerously divided over Nick Clegg's apparent inability to get the lunch run right. Tory rebels have stated that they will no longer toe the party line after members of the Cabinet received incorrect sandwich fill...

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Funny story: Burnley MP's pedal power message

Burnley MP's pedal power message

BURNLEY MP Gordon Birtwistle took advantage of a photo opportunity and used pedal power to support an energy saving campaign. He is backing "Earth Hour", when people across the world will switch off their lights on March 26 between 8.30pm and 9.3...

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Funny story: British Government Running Out of Things to Declare War On

British Government Running Out of Things to Declare War On

A fresh crisis has hit the troubled coalition Government - an absence of new things to declare war on. Having successfully declared war on terrorism, crime, vandalism, MPs' expenses, old people, young people, babies and Libya the Press Office at Numb...

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