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Funny story: Paris Hilton Demands Spotlight Swing Back To Her

Paris Hilton Demands Spotlight Swing Back To Her

Paris Hilton, the famous hotel chain heiress and Hollywood socialite, has decided that the spotlight has been off of her long enough. In a rant filmed at a New York City nightclub ("The G Spot"), she demanded more attention be paid to her and her ne...

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Funny story: Paris Hilton Appointed to New Cabinet Position

Paris Hilton Appointed to New Cabinet Position

(Washington, D.C.) In an effort to improve America's image abroad, President elect Barack Obama announced today that he will appoint Paris Hilton to the newly formed cabinet position of Secretary of the Exterior. Obama stated that Ms. Hilton's res...

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Funny story: Paris Hilton to close

Paris Hilton to close

In the current economic climate, the Paris Hilton is being forced to close, announced Mr Hilton, head of Hilton Ltd. For many years the Paris Hilton has welcomed guests from all over the world, who have enjoyed its plush interior. The most expens...

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Funny story: Tatiana Del Toro To Star With Paris Hilton In The Odd Couple

Tatiana Del Toro To Star With Paris Hilton In The Odd Couple

NEW YORK CITY, New York - USA Tomorrow has announced that "American Idol" reject Tatiana Del Toro will appear with Paris Hilton in the Broadway production of Neil Simon's The Odd Couple. A spokesperson for Paris Hilton stated that Ms. Hilton origi...

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Funny story: Paris Hilton to adopt

Paris Hilton to adopt

It was reported yesterday that , Paris Hilton, yes, Paris, is going to adopt. "She's seen Nicole with Harlow, so I guess she, well, got a little jealous , maybe..." says a rep for Hilton. Rumor has it that the child might be a 6 month old from...

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Funny story: Paris Hilton to have buttock transplant

Paris Hilton to have buttock transplant

The American heiress and socialite Paris Hilton is to have the world's first buttock transport. Paris who stars in many pornographic films is said to be undertaking the operation for professional reasons. The operation is likely to last around 6...

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Funny story: Paris Hilton Unearths Missing Super Bowl Rings

Paris Hilton Unearths Missing Super Bowl Rings

It seems Paris Hilton has solved a mystery that has puzzled American football fans for months. Initially it was reported that the New York Giants' Super Bowl Rings were stolen in a heist. It now appears that story was an elaborate cover up. Info...

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Funny story: Paris Hilton no Longer

Paris Hilton no Longer

The American heiress Paris Hilton is fed up of her name reports say. After spending 2 hours filming in the UK recently she declared she loved the country so much she was considering changing her name to Northampton Travel Lodge. Miss Hilton who l...

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Funny story: Sources confirm existence of man who hasn't seen Paris Hilton naked

Sources confirm existence of man who hasn't seen Paris Hilton naked

Spring Hills, MI - After months of bizarre speculation it has been confirmed that there is, in fact, a reportedly heterosexual man who has not (yet) seen Paris Hilton Naked. Darrin Thorne a 33-year-old Spring Hills, Michigan resident, who supposedly...

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Funny story: E-E-T NEWS: Ann Coulter v. Michelle Obama, Inauguration Day Luau And Paris Hilton's Golden Globes

E-E-T NEWS: Ann Coulter v. Michelle Obama, Inauguration Day Luau And Paris Hilton's Golden Globes

(New York-NY) Coming off a contentious session of "The View", conservative blond Ann Coulter continues her bashing of First Lady to be Michelle Obama, calling her a Jacqueline Kennedy Onassis wannabe. However, Coulter has only praise for Cindy McCain...

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Funny story: Sarah Palin Nude Photos beats Vanessa Hudgens and Miley Cyrus

Sarah Palin Nude Photos beats Vanessa Hudgens and Miley Cyrus

Google, Lycos and Yahoo search engines have revealed their most searched for terms for 2008. With the American election dominating press around the world, Sarah Palin was undeniably the most searched for female on the planet, with the surprising n...

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Funny story: Paris Hilton confirms she is a virgin once again

Paris Hilton confirms she is a virgin once again

Paris Hilton, chairman of the World Airhead Society, and for some very bizzare reason, known only to readers of trashy gossip magazines and newspapers without much news in (but plenty of bare breasts), a famous person, has announced that she is defin...

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Funny story: Paris Hilton Plans To 'Blow Up The World' In '09

Paris Hilton Plans To 'Blow Up The World' In '09

New Yawk, NY-- Paris Hilton says she is "bored with living" and is making plans to blow-up the world in 2009. The sultry, sexy seductress says she's simply sad, so suicide seems sane--sometimes. Paris Hilton's IQ is imeasurable. Everyone in th...

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Funny story: Paris Hilton House Broken Into

Paris Hilton House Broken Into

Having her home broken into has left Paris Hilton so shaken it's beginning to effect her work and social life. "I just feel kinda dirty knowing this is like probably someone I know because they knew exactly where to look for my jewels and things.

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Funny story: Paris Hilton to unclug her nose

Paris Hilton to unclug her nose

In a world exclusive, Paris Hilton will unclug her nose right here on the Spoof. She says that she has dreamt about this moment for a long time and can't wait for the occasion to come, hopefully sometime next year. Madame Hilton will bring along...

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Funny story: The Paris Hilton - Katie Couric Blonde Catfight

The Paris Hilton - Katie Couric Blonde Catfight

BEVERLY HILLS, California - Paris Hilton, the left coast personality who is famous for being infamous has just finished taping an exclusive one-on-one interview with Katie Couric. The interview will be telecast on Christmas Eve. In the exclusive interview Paris reveals that she desperately wants to fill Hillary Clinton's New York senate seat. When Katie asked her why, Paris replied, "Becaus...

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Funny story: Paris Hilton possible replacement for Mugabe in Zimbabwe

Paris Hilton possible replacement for Mugabe in Zimbabwe

In breaking news, Paris Hilton has put up her hand (God knows where that's been) for the post of President of Zimbabwe. With the imminent demise of Robert Mugabe in the country's acme position, Madame Hilton believes that she is best placed to serve...

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