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Funny story: Al Qaeda Will Open Up Its First American Branch Office In Phoenix, Arizona

Al Qaeda Will Open Up Its First American Branch Office In Phoenix, Arizona

KABUL, Afghanistan - Osama Bin Laden, CEO of the radical sunni muslim organization has stated that he plans on opening up the very first Al Qaeda business office in the United States in Phoenix, Arizona. Bin Laden, says that after conferring with...

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Funny story: Bin Laden has been captured

Bin Laden has been captured

U.S. and British forces captured Bin Laden in a hard to find cave that was infested with cockroaches, which are known to be able to survive nuclear bombs. Osama Bin Laden was in the middle of praying to a toilet when he was arrested. Bin Laden...

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Funny story: Gary "Dog" Faulkner Caught with Ancient Sword Intended for Anti-Christ

Gary "Dog" Faulkner Caught with Ancient Sword Intended for Anti-Christ

In a real life scene right out of a "Rambo Meets The Omen," Colorado construction worker Gary Faulkner was detained in Pakistan with several weapons, the most conspicuous of which was a 40-inch sword, which he intended to use to decapitate Osama bin...

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Funny story: Armed American Arrested In Pakistan Was After Osama Bin Laden

Armed American Arrested In Pakistan Was After Osama Bin Laden

Gary Brooks Faulkner, a 51-year-old construction from Grand Junction, Colorado, has been arrested when caught by police in northern Pakistan and brought in for questioning. All that is known at the present is that Faulkner had a pistol and a 40-in...

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Funny story: Osama Bin Laden arrested?

Osama Bin Laden arrested?

New York City, USA. In momentous news, elusive terrorist gang leader, Osama Bin Laden, has been arrested right in the middle of the Big Apple itself. Authorities received a tip off from a McDonald's Restaurant employee that Bin Laden was in the pr...

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Funny story: BA Goofs by including Osama in Collector Boarding Passes

BA Goofs by including Osama in Collector Boarding Passes

Just like baseball cards, BA is issuing boarding passes of famous passengers. One of the first in the series is Osama Bin Laden, which has received a great deal of criticism. Embarrassed by the choice, an official apology was issued today and down...

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Funny story: Bin Laden Declares Truce: "America's Doing Just Fine!"

Bin Laden Declares Truce: "America's Doing Just Fine!"

In a just released video from the mountains of Pakistan, Osama Bin Laden has issued a statement that has rocked the world. Osama declares in the video the cessation of Jihad as the world knows it. He then waxed poetic quoting from Ecclesiastes 3:1-8...

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Funny story: New Video from Al Qaeda Claims Idiot Bomber Not Theirs

New Video from Al Qaeda Claims Idiot Bomber Not Theirs

Somewhere in a Cave - A new video has been released by Al Jazeera that they claim has come directly from Osama bin Ladin in which bin Ladin emphatically states that in no way was the recent idiotic attempt to bomb NY the work of one of its operatives...

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Funny story: Invisible man bin Laden spotted in Tora Bora mountains

Invisible man bin Laden spotted in Tora Bora mountains

Osama bin Laden was spotted today on a hill top in the Tora Bora mountain region of Pakistan today. A curious place thus far proving to yield strange mystical magic powers of invisibility for very tall diabetic Arabic men. Once spotted the 10...

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Funny story: Osama bin Laden Set to Testify at Gitmo Trial

Osama bin Laden Set to Testify at Gitmo Trial

In a stunning revelation Attorney General Eric Holder announced that President Obama has granted immunity to Osama bin Laden in the upcoming trial of Gitmo detainee Trashma bin Killah. Killah is known as one of the masterminds of the 911 attacks...

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Funny story: Bin Laden Captured! Bail Set at $500,000, Then Rescinded

Bin Laden Captured! Bail Set at $500,000, Then Rescinded

Known terrorist and 911 architect Osama bin Laden was captured today, at a deli in Boston, while ordering kibbeh and shawarma takeout. An on site strip search, much to the horror of the patrons, revealed a plastic box cutter cleverly concealed in...

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Funny story: Caddyshack Hero Carl Spackler Refuses To Help Kill Osama bin Laden

Caddyshack Hero Carl Spackler Refuses To Help Kill Osama bin Laden

Carl Spackler tells President Obama that he will seek sanctuary in Tibet if drafted to go out to find and kill Osama bin Laden. The crafty golf course handyman who dedicated his life to the eradication of a mischievous groundhog in the epic war m...

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Funny story: Obama Picks General Field Marshal Cinque Mtume To Kill Osama bin Laden

Obama Picks General Field Marshal Cinque Mtume To Kill Osama bin Laden

Showing his disdain for the Pentagon and its useless generals and admirals who have botched attempts to capture or kill Osama bin Laden, President Obama today selected General Field Marshall Cinque Mtume for this assignment. In doing so, he bypassed...

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Funny story: Is Osama bin Laden in custody?

Is Osama bin Laden in custody?

In my interviews called 'Tell us the truth' I meet with Rimmer Romesfeld - Press Officer of some 15 years with the CIA. I asked - Is it true Afghan police have inadvertently caught Osama bin Laden on a road heading to Kandahar? "All I can say is that last week a beardy little tosser was apprehended for a broken tail light on his scooter. We stop them all time especially if they look a little...

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Funny story: Jihad Jane denies having internet sex with Bin Laden!

Jihad Jane denies having internet sex with Bin Laden!

Jihad Jane has been accused of having internet sex with Bin Laden, a charge which she emphatically denies. "I never had sex with Bin over the internet, I gave him a 'CYBER BLOW JOB' thats all, no sex, never!" Jihad Jane better known as Fatima f...

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Funny story: Eric Holder: "Osama bin Laden Will Never Face Trial"

Eric Holder: "Osama bin Laden Will Never Face Trial"

WASHINGTON, DC - In an unexpected and casual conversation, Eric Holder explained his certainty of Osama bin Laden never facing a courtroom on charges of terrorism. Eric Holder: He's just so smart ... and witty ... and hard-working ... and dedicate...

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Funny story: Bin Laden retires; enters preisthood

Bin Laden retires; enters preisthood

Osama Bin Laden, the former terrorist, announced his retirement and subsequent acceptance for priesthood in the Catholic Church. Encouraged by the fact that the world considered the 911 attack a hoax Father Laden completed the conversion with a press...

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