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Funny story: Biden's Wife Stuns Oprah Audience with Hillary Revelation: Sec. of State Post "sloppy seconds"

Biden's Wife Stuns Oprah Audience with Hillary Revelation: Sec. of State Post "sloppy seconds"

Chicago,Il, Soap Oprah Times - "Jilly" Biden, wife of VP Elect Joe "loose cannon" Biden, stunned Oprah and her listeners recently when she revealed Hillary Clinton only got the Secretary of State Post because "Joey" didn't want it! According to Mr...

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Funny story: Ex-Boyfriend: Oprah Smoked Crack Cocaine, Ate Whole Cheesecakes, Baby Seals

Ex-Boyfriend: Oprah Smoked Crack Cocaine, Ate Whole Cheesecakes, Baby Seals

According to an article on ImaLyingImaDying.web and a new video all over the net, Opray Winfrey has not been so forthcoming about her past to her friends and audience. In a new book by her ex-lover, the talk show millionaire had been a cocaine...

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Funny story: Obama grants Oprah ambassadorship to Mercury so she can "weigh" one-third less; Sarah Palin sends her best Via Satellite from a slaughterhouse

Obama grants Oprah ambassadorship to Mercury so she can "weigh" one-third less; Sarah Palin sends her best Via Satellite from a slaughterhouse

Chicago, Illinois - "I'm taking one more step for man and one more giant leap for mankind," said an excited Oprah to her studio audience as she announced that President-elect Barack Obama has promised her an ambassadorship to the planet closest to th...

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Funny story: Oprah to Pen Anti-Diet Book

Oprah to Pen Anti-Diet Book

Declaring, "I'm just a born fatso," Oprah Winfrey shoved dieting aside and vowed to write a book called "The Quick Weight-Gain Diet." The TV talk show queen said she is "mad as hell" about "letting myself go" and ballooning up to 300 pounds. Bu...

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Funny story: NASA Says Oprah Major Menace To Earth

NASA Says Oprah Major Menace To Earth

Washington DC-- NASA scientist rang the alarm bells today about Oprah Winfrey. They are very concerned about her weight and believe she threatens the Earth. The talk-show queen's weight has ballooned since the election. Her estimated weight is now...

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Funny story: Oprah A Blimp Again!

Oprah A Blimp Again!

Chicago - An embarrassed Oprah Winfrey says she's "fallen off the wagon and broke three wheel spokes" of healthy living and has ballooned to 200 pounds. In January's "O" magazine, (which has been changed to "The Big O") Winfrey, 54, details her...

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Funny story: Signs Oprah May Be Losing It

Signs Oprah May Be Losing It

Regular viewers of the Oprah Winfrey Show say her actions are getting a little more weird with every episode lately. "It started about three months ago. She was having so many psychiatrists and doctors and diet people on that she just doesn't seem...

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Funny story: Obama Names Oprah Ambassador to Afghanistan

Obama Names Oprah Ambassador to Afghanistan

In a surprise early announcement, President-Elect Barack Obama will choose Oprah Winfrey for his Ambassador to Afghanistan. Suggested in the press the night of the election where Oprah was featured on camera in the Chicago city park crowd, Winfrey w...

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Funny story: Obama Names Several Cabinet Selections

Obama Names Several Cabinet Selections

Newly elected United States President Barack Obama named several cabinet selections today. The nominees will need senate approval before taking office, but this should be no problem as the Senate has a Democratic Party majority. Among those ta...

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Funny story: Oprah and Martha Stewart Combine Sirius and XM Channels

Oprah and Martha Stewart Combine Sirius and XM Channels

Insiders are labeling the new combined network "Moprah", while both influential women merge their individual channels into one single all-women's satellite radio station. Oprah's XM channel and Martha's Sirius channel will glean the most popular...

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Funny story: Oprah Winfrey Visits Sarah Palin's Home

Oprah Winfrey Visits Sarah Palin's Home

Oprah Winfrey recently traveled up to Wasilla, Alaska and conducted a one-on-one interview with Governor Sarah Louise Palin. Here is that interview: OPRAH: First of all Governor Palin, I want to thank you for not only inviting me into your beautiful home but for also allowing me to spend the night. SARAH: No problem, ya know Oprah, living way up here, high above the lower 48, it's not often...

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Funny story: Oprah is to be new 'Grand Wizzard' of KKK

Oprah is to be new 'Grand Wizzard' of KKK

'Billionaire professional gossip' Oprah has been named the new Grand Wizzard of the Ku Klux Klan. In a bid to bring the Klan into the 21st Century the white supremacists have recruited Oprah to change their image. Rachael Penandgraft National s...

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Funny story: Fashion Designer reveals Oprah and Michelle Obama unknowingly choose identical gowns for Barack's swearing-in ceremony! Seamstress arrested for selling design to Wallmart!

Fashion Designer reveals Oprah and Michelle Obama unknowingly choose identical gowns for Barack's swearing-in ceremony! Seamstress arrested for selling design to Wallmart!

A fashion designer has revealed that Oprah Winfrey and Michelle Obama have both chosen identical gowns for Barack's Presidential swearing in ceremony. "Of course they were unaware that they had both chosen the same style complete with matching ti...

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Funny story: Michelle Obama Will Sing 'God Damn America' On 'Oprah' Tomorrow

Michelle Obama Will Sing 'God Damn America' On 'Oprah' Tomorrow

Chicago Il-- Michelle Obama, the beautiful, talented spouse of The One will appear on 'Oprah' tomorrow. It will be Michelle's professional singing debut. She is already adored by billions. She is gifted beyond all human understanding. Only The One i...

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Funny story: Palin Makes Afghan Combat Jump, Pisses Off Oprah!

Palin Makes Afghan Combat Jump, Pisses Off Oprah!

Somewhere in Afghanistan/Reuters - VP Candidate Sarah Palin continued to wow US voters as she made an unannounced jump into a Special Forces base camp here in the foothills between Afghanistan and the Taliban route to Pakistan. She was immediately...

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Funny story: American Elections Not Childish Soap Opera Crap, Says Oprah

American Elections Not Childish Soap Opera Crap, Says Oprah

Chat show queen Oprah Winfrey today claimed that American elections are not dumb childish soap operas. At a special exclusive show, filmed live before a carefully scripted audience, she said: 'OK, today we have 2 people who claim - despite all th...

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Funny story: Oprah Has Gastric Band Fitted

Oprah Has Gastric Band Fitted

Diet queen Oprah Winfrey has admitted that she had taken a leaf out of Fern Britton's book and had a gastric band fitted - just a week after completing a 21-day vegan detox.

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