CHICAGO, Illinois - Talk show host, media mogul, and the new Secretary of The Treasury Oprah Winfrey has just announced that she is personally lending the United States government $2 billion. Ms. Winfrey, owns five mansions in five different state...
Joe Biden's wife, Jill stated Monday that Joe had his pick of being Barack Obama's running mate or the secretary of state nomination that eventually went to Hillary Rodham Clinton, a slip up that the vice president-elect immediately tried to shush, b...
The historic $750 billion in bail out money will be spent to help Ford, GM, and .... Oprah Winfrey. In a move that Nancy Pelosi and Harry Ried said that they will be sure to pass, new President Barack Obama has earmarked $25 billion dollars for talk...
Chicago,Il, Soap Oprah Times - "Jilly" Biden, wife of VP Elect Joe "loose cannon" Biden, stunned Oprah and her listeners recently when she revealed Hillary Clinton only got the Secretary of State Post because "Joey" didn't want it! According to Mr...
According to an article on ImaLyingImaDying.web and a new video all over the net, Opray Winfrey has not been so forthcoming about her past to her friends and audience. In a new book by her ex-lover, the talk show millionaire had been a cocaine...
Chicago, Illinois - "I'm taking one more step for man and one more giant leap for mankind," said an excited Oprah to her studio audience as she announced that President-elect Barack Obama has promised her an ambassadorship to the planet closest to th...
Declaring, "I'm just a born fatso," Oprah Winfrey shoved dieting aside and vowed to write a book called "The Quick Weight-Gain Diet." The TV talk show queen said she is "mad as hell" about "letting myself go" and ballooning up to 300 pounds. Bu...
Washington DC-- NASA scientist rang the alarm bells today about Oprah Winfrey. They are very concerned about her weight and believe she threatens the Earth. The talk-show queen's weight has ballooned since the election. Her estimated weight is now...
Chicago - An embarrassed Oprah Winfrey says she's "fallen off the wagon and broke three wheel spokes" of healthy living and has ballooned to 200 pounds. In January's "O" magazine, (which has been changed to "The Big O") Winfrey, 54, details her...
Regular viewers of the Oprah Winfrey Show say her actions are getting a little more weird with every episode lately. "It started about three months ago. She was having so many psychiatrists and doctors and diet people on that she just doesn't seem...
In a surprise early announcement, President-Elect Barack Obama will choose Oprah Winfrey for his Ambassador to Afghanistan. Suggested in the press the night of the election where Oprah was featured on camera in the Chicago city park crowd, Winfrey w...
Newly elected United States President Barack Obama named several cabinet selections today. The nominees will need senate approval before taking office, but this should be no problem as the Senate has a Democratic Party majority. Among those ta...
Insiders are labeling the new combined network "Moprah", while both influential women merge their individual channels into one single all-women's satellite radio station. Oprah's XM channel and Martha's Sirius channel will glean the most popular...
Oprah Winfrey recently traveled up to Wasilla, Alaska and conducted a one-on-one interview with Governor Sarah Louise Palin. Here is that interview: OPRAH: First of all Governor Palin, I want to thank you for not only inviting me into your beautiful home but for also allowing me to spend the night. SARAH: No problem, ya know Oprah, living way up here, high above the lower 48, it's not often...
'Billionaire professional gossip' Oprah has been named the new Grand Wizzard of the Ku Klux Klan. In a bid to bring the Klan into the 21st Century the white supremacists have recruited Oprah to change their image. Rachael Penandgraft National s...
A fashion designer has revealed that Oprah Winfrey and Michelle Obama have both chosen identical gowns for Barack's Presidential swearing in ceremony. "Of course they were unaware that they had both chosen the same style complete with matching ti...
Chicago Il-- Michelle Obama, the beautiful, talented spouse of The One will appear on 'Oprah' tomorrow. It will be Michelle's professional singing debut. She is already adored by billions. She is gifted beyond all human understanding. Only The One i...
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