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Funny story: 'Shaddap You Face' chosen as official Olympic Anthem!

'Shaddap You Face' chosen as official Olympic Anthem!

Sources have revealed that Blur have chosen to revamp the 1981 comedy hit 'Shaddap You Face' by Joe Dolce for the official theme of the London 2012 Olympics. Damon Allbran, a long time devotee of Dolce, is known to have wanted to cover the sidespl...

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Funny story: BBC Radio 5 Live should cover 'more minority sports' says BBC Trust

BBC Radio 5 Live should cover 'more minority sports' says BBC Trust

BBC Radio 5 Live has been told to do more to cover minority sports in a wide-ranging review by the BBC Trust. This follows criticism of Radio 5 Live by its commercial rival, TalkSport, which said the station was failing its remit to cover less mai...

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Funny story: London riots to be used as opening ceremony for olympics

London riots to be used as opening ceremony for olympics

The hugely popular London riots will be brought back in time for the Olympic games a senior organiser said today. It is hoped the new Riots will be the centre piece of the opening ceremony. It really is a testament to the British peoples spirit th...

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Funny story: 2012 Olympics: Tube Workers Reject Pay Offer - Binmen Demand Deal

2012 Olympics: Tube Workers Reject Pay Offer - Binmen Demand Deal

Following the news that London's Tube workers have rejected the offer of a £500 bonus for turning up for work during the Olympics, another union is demanding extra pay. Explaining that his members' position wasn't at all bloody-minded or grasping,...

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Funny story: London 2012: Olympic Opening Ceremony name revealed by director Danny Boyle

London 2012: Olympic Opening Ceremony name revealed by director Danny Boyle

London 2012's opening ceremony is to be themed Wonder of Golden, organisers have revealed six months ahead of the Games. The ceremony's artistic director, Danny Boyle, revealed the name at a press briefing alongside crisp salesman Gary Lineker.

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Funny story: Site readiness cock up means shock Olympics venue change to Butlins Clacton

Site readiness cock up means shock Olympics venue change to Butlins Clacton

Stunning news reaches us that due to unforeseen circumstances, the Olympic Games are to be relocated to an alternative site. Commenting today, Boris Johnson said that the original site will not be ready in time, so the Games are to be moved to wh...

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Funny story: Scotland join Africa Cup of Nations

Scotland join Africa Cup of Nations

British team Scotland were last minute entries to the African Cup of Nations today, as they pursued their bid to get independence from the United Kingdom. Scotland First Minister Alex Salmond started the ball rolling two weeks ago when he pushed P...

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Funny story: Kim Jong-Un wins at the Olympics

Kim Jong-Un wins at the Olympics

In a desperate attempt to impress his new subjects, North Korea's Kim Jong-Un has broadcast the London Olympics to his nation six months early. The Great Successor himself took part in many events, and unsurprisingly, he showed the same amazing sport...

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Funny story: The Great British Olympics

The Great British Olympics

David Cameron has been outlining what will make the London 2012 Olympics the best that has ever been. "The London Olympics are a true British enterprise," said Cameron. "We bid for them several years ago with the intention of stimulating the econo...

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Funny story: Almost 100,000 new London Olympics tickets become available

Almost 100,000 new London Olympics tickets become available

The London Olympic organisers have today revealed that thousands of tickets to the London 2012 Olympics have now suddenly become available. In a hastily-convened press reception at the Old Vic in the East End of London, Lord Notcoe, a spokesperso...

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Funny story: Olympic Committee Cancels Summer Games After Psychic Group Threatens to Post Results Online

Olympic Committee Cancels Summer Games After Psychic Group Threatens to Post Results Online

London, England - The 2012 Summer Olympic Games, scheduled to take place in London from 27 July to 12 August 2012 were officially canceled today after the International Olympic Committee was unable to comes to terms with Bert Poppins, head of the Eng...

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Funny story: The Beginner's Guide Part 5: Ten Things To Know About Sport

The Beginner's Guide Part 5: Ten Things To Know About Sport

Sport. To some a pastime, to others a way to unwind from the stresses of the day. And to other others it's a job. Others still find sport a thing that 'other people do'! But whatever it is, it's sport! A competitive, energy depleting activity, designed to get you fit, sweaty and worked up! Here we delve in to ten things you need to know about all types of sport, so jog on... 1. R...

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Funny story: Downton New Olympic Sport

Downton New Olympic Sport

Sebastien Coe, Olympics organiser, has decided that the success of the ITV series Downton Abbey should influence the programme for the Olympic Games next year. Several people seeking to be butlers have been practising 'Yes me Lord' constantly in a...

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Funny story: Dorking Review Brings Olympic Torch To Town

Dorking Review Brings Olympic Torch To Town

The Surrey town currently enjoying unprecedented attention thanks to a global publishing sensation is reeling again following today's announcement of next year's Olympic Torch Route. On day 63 of the torch's tour of the UK, it will visit Dorking o...

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Funny story: Dorking Review To Be Centre Of Olympic Extravaganza

Dorking Review To Be Centre Of Olympic Extravaganza

Businesses in a Surrey High Street are planning to make a worldwide best-selling book the centre of their Olympic celebrations next year. Dorking expects to welcome thousands of cycling fans from around the world when the London 2012 cycle road ra...

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Funny story: Scooterville In Unlikely Olympic Bid

Scooterville In Unlikely Olympic Bid

Scooterville, the famous town in New Jersey (pop 250), has launched an unlikely bid for the 2030 Olympic games. Famed for its tree house Post Office and home of a former jeopardy contestant, Scooterville claims it will start work on infrastructure...

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Funny story: Andrew Lloyd Webber will pen the opening ceremony for 2012 Olympics

Andrew Lloyd Webber will pen the opening ceremony for 2012 Olympics

The British Olympic Committee has approached Andrew Lloyd Webber to produce the choreography for the London 2012 Olympics. "He is the perfect choreographer," said Seb Coe, who is inexplicably in charge of the whole thing. "He typifies British Big...

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