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Funny story: Rising Food Prices To Make Obesity Fashionable

Rising Food Prices To Make Obesity Fashionable

There is always a silver lining to every cloud. The dark gathering clouds of spiraling food prices and runaway inflation too have a silver lining for all the millions who are suffering from obesity. If experts are to be believed, inflation in the pri...

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Funny story: Gordon Brown taxes fat people

Gordon Brown taxes fat people

Manchester UK: Prime Minister Gordon Brown today introduced a new tax policy on eating habits for fat bastards. In a keynote speech from the Labour party conference in Manchester, Brown was adamant that it was a fair and just policy. "Today we...

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Funny story: Cookers Start Collapsing Into Their Own Footprints

Cookers Start Collapsing Into Their Own Footprints

As it seems to be certain that the laws of physics have been changed since 911, with buildings falling into their own footprints with fires that are far below the melting point of structural steel girders and bolts, many housewives have started to ex...

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Funny story: Man with large pot-belly can't see his feet. Suffers heart attack!

Man with large pot-belly can't see his feet. Suffers heart attack!

A man with an enormous beer-belly has suffered a heart attack after he looked 'down' to check if his shoe lases were untied, but was instead confronted by his enormous belly staring back at him. In a frantic attempt to make sure his feet were still t...

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Funny story: Larger sized clothing banned in fight against obesity

Larger sized clothing banned in fight against obesity

Clothing manufacturers have been told to reduce waistband sizes of all clothes produced in a bid to solve the obesity epidemic gripping the UK. The new regulations coming into effect on 1st January 2009 mean that trousers, skirts and such like wil...

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Funny story: Fat people to power giant hamster wheels

Fat people to power giant hamster wheels

HEALTH and energy chiefs have unveiled a plan to make fat people power turbines by forcing them to run in giant hamster wheels. Government research teams from the Department of Health and the Department of Energy joined forces and spent five month...

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Funny story: California Bars Trans Fatties!

California Bars Trans Fatties!

While the southern border of the US of A is being blockaded by imported bricks from the Berlin Wall, California has a new idea, what's new? The Eastern boundary of the state of California will now be patrolled by the TFSPC (Trans Fatties State Police...

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Funny story: Phelps' 12,000 Calorie Diet Just Made Me a Fat Fuck!

Phelps' 12,000 Calorie Diet Just Made Me a Fat Fuck!

Sports writers have been celebrating the 12,000 calorie diet that has made Olympic swimmer Michael Phelps perhaps the greatest aquatic athlete in history. When spoofster, Pointillius Pointer read about the swimmer's eating regimen leading up to the O...

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Funny story: America finally sheds the pounds; no longer the World's poster child for the country with the fattest people; Australia now number one -- In your face Europe!

America finally sheds the pounds; no longer the World's poster child for the country with the fattest people; Australia now number one -- In your face Europe!

Sidney, Australia - In the early 1980s, it was the America's Cup for the prestigious yachting regatta won by the innovative design of Australia II as well as the crew's commitment to winning. Now Australia has surpassed the U.S. once again, o...

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Funny story: Frank Lampard: Charity Saint

Frank Lampard: Charity Saint

Frank Lampard has revealed to respected German Newspaper Wunter Under Meijer that he founded his own charity after receiving his first payslip from West Ham. Lampard took a moment to put down the Pukka Pies and go into detail with

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Funny story: Some girls are bigger than others

Some girls are bigger than others

Results of a Mori Poll claim that most British men prefer a 'Fat Fern' to a 'Fit Fern'.

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Funny story: Overweight? ... You're Taxed!

Overweight? ... You're Taxed!

Gordon Brown has stunned the nation by introducing an Obesity Tax.

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Funny story: US South, Epicenter of America's Cardiac Clog Capital

US South, Epicenter of America's Cardiac Clog Capital

Studies of USA health have revealed that the American south is not just the seat of hospitality, gentility but also the dietary slave to cholesterol, fatty asses and clogged arteries.

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Funny story: Not fat, just big Boned

Not fat, just big Boned

From October, it will be an offence for shops and Supermarkets to sell confectionary that is displayed below 6 feet as the Government attempts to reduce the rising obesity figures, particularly in children.

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Funny story: Pizza Shed To Introduce New "Lard Lovers" Pizza

Pizza Shed To Introduce New "Lard Lovers" Pizza

Kokomo, Indiana - Lovers of Pizza Shed pizza were thrilled today when it was announced that the corporation would be introducing its new "Lard Lovers" pizza sometime in May.

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Funny story: Weight loss in US jail concern

Weight loss in US jail concern

Prison authorities are being accused of trying to force prisoners to escape by slimming them down so much that they will be able to squeeze through the bars. The allegations came to light after one prisoner, complained of losing

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Funny story: Bush Invents Cure for Obesity of the Ameri Can!

Bush Invents Cure for Obesity of the Ameri Can!

No one would have guessed that the universally recognized Worst President Ever, George W Bush would be the scientifically acclaimed savior of the obesity of the Ameri-can.

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