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Funny story: Charles Barkley Spotted Walking Hand-In-Hand With His Former Hair Stylist Mr. Maurice-Maurice of Memphis

Charles Barkley Spotted Walking Hand-In-Hand With His Former Hair Stylist Mr. Maurice-Maurice of Memphis

OKLAHOMA CITY - Charles Barkley was in town for the NBA Western Conference championship series between the San Antonio Spurs and the Oklahoma City Thunder. The Spurs led by veterans Tim Duncan, Tony Parker, and Manu Ginobili have won the first two...

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Funny story: Miami Heat Player Dwyane Wade Receives A $20,000 Fine For Wearing Shocking Pink Pants To The Post Game Media Room Interview

Miami Heat Player Dwyane Wade Receives A $20,000 Fine For Wearing Shocking Pink Pants To The Post Game Media Room Interview

INDIANAPOLIS - NBA Commissioner David Stern has stated that NBA players are going to learn to show up to post game media room interviews dressed respectably or else they will be hit hard in the pocketbook. The latest professional basketball player...

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Funny story: Charles "The Fat Bro" Barkley Is Dumped As Spokesperson For Weight Whompers

Charles "The Fat Bro" Barkley Is Dumped As Spokesperson For Weight Whompers

NEW YORK CITY - Charles Barkley who played in the NBA and is presently a sports analyst for the TNT Network has just learned that he has been fired from being the Weight Whompers spokesperson. Barkley was informed in an email by WW CEO Clara Jolen...

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Funny story: Curling Championship Throws a Major Wrench into Staples Center NBA and NHL playoffs

Curling Championship Throws a Major Wrench into Staples Center NBA and NHL playoffs

It seemed like a good idea at the time. The NBA basketball lockout was in its 5 week and going nowhere. The CEO's of the L.A. Arena Company which owns Staples Center were visionalizing losing .0005 percent of their wealth, so to hedge their los...

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Funny story: The Miami Heat's LeBron James Wins The MVP Trophy - Says He Will Place It In The Akron, Ohio Burger Gal Where He Worked

The Miami Heat's LeBron James Wins The MVP Trophy - Says He Will Place It In The Akron, Ohio Burger Gal Where He Worked

MIAMI - LeBron James of the Miami Heat has just won his third Most Valuable Player trophy. He was presented the trophy for averaging 27.1 points per game as well as for being one of the most unstoppable players in the NBA. The 27-year-old who grew...

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Funny story: The NBA Fines Boston Celtic Rajon Rondo For Wearing The Ugliest Jacket In The History of Jackets

The NBA Fines Boston Celtic Rajon Rondo For Wearing The Ugliest Jacket In The History of Jackets

ATLANTA - The Boston Celtics lost game five of their playoff series with the Atlanta Hawks 87-86 on a Rajon Rondo turnover. After the game "Double R" was waiting in a hallway to attend the mandatory, post-game, media room interview. Rondo mingl...

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Funny story: The Dallas Mavericks Gets Swept Out Of The Playoffs By The Oklahoma City Thunder - Mavs Owner Mark Cuban Blames It On The "Kardashian Curse"

The Dallas Mavericks Gets Swept Out Of The Playoffs By The Oklahoma City Thunder - Mavs Owner Mark Cuban Blames It On The "Kardashian Curse"

DALLAS - Dallas Mavericks owner Mark Cuban will soon hear a knock on the door of his ultra luxurious office and it will be representatives from the NBA who will be picking up The Larry O'Brien Championship Trophy. The Dallas Mavericks who stood at...

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Funny story: Rajon Rondo of The Boston Celtics Explains That He Was Pushed, Tripped, and Ended Up Being Knocked Into The Referee

Rajon Rondo of The Boston Celtics Explains That He Was Pushed, Tripped, and Ended Up Being Knocked Into The Referee

ATLANTA - The first round of the NBA Eastern Conference Playoffs ended up with the Atlanta Hawks upsetting the Boston Celtics 83-74. The guys in green (Celtics) may have lost more than the game as Rajon Rondo (#9) received two technicals and was e...

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Funny story: The Los Angeles Lakers Win Their Opening Playoff Game Against The Denver Nuggets: Kobe Asks, "Metta World Who?"

The Los Angeles Lakers Win Their Opening Playoff Game Against The Denver Nuggets: Kobe Asks, "Metta World Who?"

LOS ANGELES - The Los Angeles Lakers helped to put smiles on two of their biggest fans actor Jack Nicholson and producer Lou Adler as they defeated the Denver Nuggets 103-88 in game one of the NBA playoffs. Nicholson, 75, and Adler, 78, who are re...

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Funny story: The NBA Suspends L.A. Laker Metta World Peace (The Player Formerly Known As Ron Artest) For 7 Games

The NBA Suspends L.A. Laker Metta World Peace (The Player Formerly Known As Ron Artest) For 7 Games

NEW YORK CITY - NBA Commissioner David Stern handed out a stern suspension to the elbow-throwing Los Angeles Laker Metta World Peace. Commissioner Stern addressed the sports media that had assembled in the sports department at Macy's Department St...

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Funny story: Michael Jordan Owner of The Charlotte Bobcats Who Are (5-57) Announces That He Will Not Be Renaming The Team The Kitty Cats

Michael Jordan Owner of The Charlotte Bobcats Who Are (5-57) Announces That He Will Not Be Renaming The Team The Kitty Cats

CHARLOTTE, North Carolina - Michael Jordan, the owner of the Charlotte Bobcats, who have only won 7 games and lost 57 says that he wants to dispel some rumors that are going around the NBA locker rooms. First of all the wants it known that he is n...

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Funny story: The NBA Player Formerly Known As Ron Artest and Now Called Metta World Peace Shows That His New Name Is Nothing But A Joke

The NBA Player Formerly Known As Ron Artest and Now Called Metta World Peace Shows That His New Name Is Nothing But A Joke

LOS ANGELES - Apparently someone forgot to remind Los Angeles Lakers player Metta World Peace, formerly known as Ron Artest, that he plays in the NBA, the National Basketball Association and not in the WWF, the World Wrestling Federation. Tango Br...

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Funny story: Gay Rumors Fly Regarding Dallas Mavericks Delonte "Wet Willie" West

Gay Rumors Fly Regarding Dallas Mavericks Delonte "Wet Willie" West

DALLAS - The rumor mill is working overtime as the latest sports rumor concerns Delonte West, 28, of the Dallas Mavericks who was given a technical for sticking his finger in the right ear of Utah Jazz player Gordon Hayward, 22. The Jazz ended up...

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Funny story: The Dallas Mavericks Put Lamar Odom of "Khloe and Lamar" Out To Pasture

The Dallas Mavericks Put Lamar Odom of "Khloe and Lamar" Out To Pasture

DALLAS - The Dallas Mavericks organization has finally had enough of Mr. Lamar "LaLaLand" Odom and have placed him on the inactive list instead of outright releasing him. Mavericks owner Mark "Smiley" Cuban told Sherwood Frisbee with Sports Balls...

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Funny story: Jeremy Lin's Knee Has "had it"

Jeremy Lin's Knee Has "had it"

In an interview with ESPN's Michael Breen Saturday, Jeremy Lin's left knee announced its decision to suspend any and all rigorous physical activity on the part of its host in an attempt to "put some chill on all the 'Linsanity' bullshit." "Seriou...

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Funny story: Dallas Mavericks' Lamar Odom Says His Wife Khloe Kardashian Has Become A Jinx

Dallas Mavericks' Lamar Odom Says His Wife Khloe Kardashian Has Become A Jinx

DALLAS - The sports world knows that ever since Lamar Odom was traded by the Los Angeles Lakers to the Dallas Mavericks that his on court performance has not exactly been stellar. Sports Balls Illustrated Weekly has stated that the 6-foot-10-inch...

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Funny story: Rajon Rondo: I Plan To Outshine Michael Jordan

Rajon Rondo: I Plan To Outshine Michael Jordan

Rajon Rondo of the Boston Celtics may very well be one of the best player in the National Basketball Association at the present time but some of his teammates say he may be getting a bit above himself of late. Players who asked not to be quoted sa...

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