The 2,500 Manchester United fans allowed into the City Of Manchester Stadium at Eastlands (up Oldham Road) filed out hanging their heads in shame as Manchester City really showed their illustrious neighbours how noisy a noisy neighbour can be. By...
Roberto "Boom Boom" Mancini has sparked controversy in the north west on the day of the Manchester derby by claiming that Manchester City can beat Manchester United on any given day of the week. Mancini insists that City are a more formidable pros...
Mega-wealthy Somali pirates are set to buy Manchester City from current owner Sheikh Mansoor. At an estimated cost of 500 million the pirate consortium lead by Captain Jamel Sparrow will take control of the club before the Manchester derby against...
Manchester - just after opening time - Word on the street here in Cottonopolis is that Sheikh Mansur has instructed Roberto 'Boom Boom' Mancini (who apparently once boxed at Madison Square Garden but didn't write the 'Pink Panther' theme music) to si...
EASTLANDS - Sick of always being outdone by their more illustrious neighbours, Manchester City moved quickly today to buy their very own CHICO headline act - following Man Utd ace Chico's two goals against Stoke over the weekend.... ...... None...
It was a proper blue day for the noisy neighbours at the City Of Manchester Stadium, Sunday. Pre match there were tributes paid to Malcolm Allison, who sadly passed away ten days ago, and was much respected, even among the rags from across town.
City Of Manchester Stadium (home of Wayne Rooney Ltd) Thursday. A somewhat embarrassing experience here for City fans last night. The normally noisy neighbours were put to shame by visiting fans of Polish Champions, Lech Poznan. No rousing rend...
Manchester City and England striker Wayne Rooney is under severe mental pressure, could crack at any moment, and is just about at the end of his tether. Rooney, who has just completed a world record £85million signing from city rivals Manchester U...
Football shirts bearing the name of Wayne Rooney, the wantaway Manchester United and England striker, have gone on sale, some say a little bit prematurely, in the Manchester City clubshop. The sky blue shirts are retailing at £52.99. Rooney, 24...
Manchester City are poised to sign arch rivals Manchester United's want-away star Wayne Rooney with an offer the player descibes as "too good to resist, like." City owner Sheikh Mansour, who as they say is "not from round these parts" asked his cl...
Manchester City's Argentine star midfielder, Carlos Tavez, says he could walk away from football at any time. The City skipper says he is exhausted by the demands of the modern game and has revealed that he has considered walking away from the gam...
Considering the amount of time Manchester City scouts search for new foreign players; as well as how often the pampered players need to run home for brownies and tea after another loss; as well as how often Sheikh Mansour comes to see a match, it com...
Shocking times at the City of Manchester Stadium as City boss Roberto Mancini plans to sell goalkeeping legend Shay Given. The Irish goalkeeper is thought to be ready to leave Manchester via the M56, head down onto the M6 and leave behind Mancini'...
Manchester City have unveiled the latest signing in their seemingly unending spending spree after splashing out £2 million on an unborn fetus. Although the player couldn't be there personally, due to it being enveloped in its mother's womb, the cl...
It's official. Roberto Mancini has responded to recent criticisms that Manchester City cannot win the Premier League by signing a brand new striker who millions of people will recognise. In light of a recent all time low turnout at the City of Man...
HOGJAW, ARKANSAS (ABSNN) -- Francois Cardinal Dubois, S.J. famed RC prelate, and the banjo player from the movie "Deliverance," has been chosen Grand Marshall of the 150th Anniversary Parade through Hogjaw, Arkansa, formerly Tallapoosa, Georgia. The...
Eastlands - Storm brews between United and City as Mancini signs latest strikers - Kidd n Platt in 'Utd Drive-By Spy Buy'. With the shock announcement by Unite of more industrial action at BAA Airports during the August bank holiday weekend, Manc...
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