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Funny story: City In Audacious Bid To Sign Chicharito

City In Audacious Bid To Sign Chicharito

Manchester - just after opening time - Word on the street here in Cottonopolis is that Sheikh Mansur has instructed Roberto 'Boom Boom' Mancini (who apparently once boxed at Madison Square Garden but didn't write the 'Pink Panther' theme music) to si...

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Funny story: City buy their very own CHICO - X-Factor star on £300k a week

City buy their very own CHICO - X-Factor star on £300k a week

EASTLANDS - Sick of always being outdone by their more illustrious neighbours, Manchester City moved quickly today to buy their very own CHICO headline act - following Man Utd ace Chico's two goals against Stoke over the weekend.... ...... None...

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Funny story: Noisy Neighbours Get The Blues As They're Gunned Down By Arsenal

Noisy Neighbours Get The Blues As They're Gunned Down By Arsenal

It was a proper blue day for the noisy neighbours at the City Of Manchester Stadium, Sunday. Pre match there were tributes paid to Malcolm Allison, who sadly passed away ten days ago, and was much respected, even among the rags from across town.

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Funny story: Noisy Neighbours Silenced By Lech Poznan Fans

Noisy Neighbours Silenced By Lech Poznan Fans

City Of Manchester Stadium (home of Wayne Rooney Ltd) Thursday. A somewhat embarrassing experience here for City fans last night. The normally noisy neighbours were put to shame by visiting fans of Polish Champions, Lech Poznan. No rousing rend...

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Funny story: Wayne Rooney 'At The End Of His Tether'

Wayne Rooney 'At The End Of His Tether'

Manchester City and England striker Wayne Rooney is under severe mental pressure, could crack at any moment, and is just about at the end of his tether. Rooney, who has just completed a world record £85million signing from city rivals Manchester U...

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Funny story: Wayne Rooney Shirts Go On Sale In Man City Clubshop

Wayne Rooney Shirts Go On Sale In Man City Clubshop

Football shirts bearing the name of Wayne Rooney, the wantaway Manchester United and England striker, have gone on sale, some say a little bit prematurely, in the Manchester City clubshop. The sky blue shirts are retailing at £52.99. Rooney, 24...

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Funny story: City Offer Rooney 200 Grans A Week

City Offer Rooney 200 Grans A Week

Manchester City are poised to sign arch rivals Manchester United's want-away star Wayne Rooney with an offer the player descibes as "too good to resist, like." City owner Sheikh Mansour, who as they say is "not from round these parts" asked his cl...

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Funny story: Jaded Tevez Could Walk Any Time

Jaded Tevez Could Walk Any Time

Manchester City's Argentine star midfielder, Carlos Tavez, says he could walk away from football at any time. The City skipper says he is exhausted by the demands of the modern game and has revealed that he has considered walking away from the gam...

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Funny story: "Sheikh Mansour set to build Manchester City Airport"

"Sheikh Mansour set to build Manchester City Airport"

Considering the amount of time Manchester City scouts search for new foreign players; as well as how often the pampered players need to run home for brownies and tea after another loss; as well as how often Sheikh Mansour comes to see a match, it com...

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Funny story: Mancini going to sell a player. Yes, you are reading this right.

Mancini going to sell a player. Yes, you are reading this right.

Shocking times at the City of Manchester Stadium as City boss Roberto Mancini plans to sell goalkeeping legend Shay Given. The Irish goalkeeper is thought to be ready to leave Manchester via the M56, head down onto the M6 and leave behind Mancini'...

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Funny story: Manchester City take a £2million gamble on unborn fetus

Manchester City take a £2million gamble on unborn fetus

Manchester City have unveiled the latest signing in their seemingly unending spending spree after splashing out £2 million on an unborn fetus. Although the player couldn't be there personally, due to it being enveloped in its mother's womb, the cl...

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Funny story: Mancini signs "The Man who drew 50,000 supporters"

Mancini signs "The Man who drew 50,000 supporters"

It's official. Roberto Mancini has responded to recent criticisms that Manchester City cannot win the Premier League by signing a brand new striker who millions of people will recognise. In light of a recent all time low turnout at the City of Man...

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Funny story: Hogjaw, Arkansas extends invitation to Sex Party to Manchester City

Hogjaw, Arkansas extends invitation to Sex Party to Manchester City

HOGJAW, ARKANSAS (ABSNN) -- Francois Cardinal Dubois, S.J. famed RC prelate, and the banjo player from the movie "Deliverance," has been chosen Grand Marshall of the 150th Anniversary Parade through Hogjaw, Arkansa, formerly Tallapoosa, Georgia. The...

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Funny story: Cock up as City sign Latest Strikers - Kidd n Platt in 'Utd spy' storm

Cock up as City sign Latest Strikers - Kidd n Platt in 'Utd spy' storm

Eastlands - Storm brews between United and City as Mancini signs latest strikers - Kidd n Platt in 'Utd Drive-By Spy Buy'. With the shock announcement by Unite of more industrial action at BAA Airports during the August bank holiday weekend, Manc...

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Funny story: Donovan signs for Manchester City

Donovan signs for Manchester City

Manchester City have unveiled their latest mega-bucks international signing for the coming season: Jason Donovan. The ex-Neighbours and chart-topping star who has lost a lot of hair recently, is said to be thrilled. "I never thought I'd be giv...

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Funny story: Hyde that United

Hyde that United

Beleaguered non-league football club, Hyde United, are no more. After struggling with financial woes for three years, and nearly going out of existence twice only to be saved at the eleventh hour on both occasions, it is the end of the road for Hyde...

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Funny story: LeBron James Signs For Miami Heat - Seconded To Manchester City

LeBron James Signs For Miami Heat - Seconded To Manchester City

Ending days of speculation, US beanpole basketball player LeBron James today signed a deal with Miami Heat. With a clause in his contract seconding him to Manchester City FC reserves. City reserve team coach, Ken Dodd, told our man that James was...

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