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Funny story: London Games Shock! Defense Cuts Leads Coalition to Oursource Security to India!

London Games Shock! Defense Cuts Leads Coalition to Oursource Security to India!

Admitting that "I lied" about maintaining World Power Status, Coalition spokesman David Cameron said that recent defense cuts have made it 'all but impossible to guarantee the safety of the 2012 London Games." The shocking state of Britain's defe...

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Funny story: London 2012 sponsors Commonwealth Games

London 2012 sponsors Commonwealth Games

There has been more than just a few leaks in the accommodation at the Delhi Commonwealth games. The organisers have faced strong criticism after stories and pictures of incomplete and unsatisfactory building work at the athletes residence. Pictures...

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Funny story: 2012 Olympic Mascot slaughtered!

2012 Olympic Mascot slaughtered!

It seems that Wenlock and Mandeville, the new 2012 Olympic mascots, are causing immense problems for the Olympic committee. Amid accusations that their design was influenced by free-masons, zionists and gay rights campaigners, an internal dispute...

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Funny story: London 2012 Olympics threatened by British Gun laws

London 2012 Olympics threatened by British Gun laws

David Cameron has said that he will not be altering the British gun laws ahead of the 2012 Olympics in London. The gun laws outlaw the firing of any kind of firearm other the shotguns on grouse hunts, and prohibit the importing of guns into the count...

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Funny story: London 2012 etiquette guide tells snarky Brits not to offer visitors sex in exchange for a pint

London 2012 etiquette guide tells snarky Brits not to offer visitors sex in exchange for a pint

LONDON-ISTAN: Britain's national tourism agency has issued a raft of etiquette guidelines to educate its snarky, obnoxious, anti-social, abusive citizens on how to welcome "hundreds of foreign visitors" coming to London for the 2012 Summer Olympics.

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Funny story: Lockerbie bomber joins Libya's Olympic squad for 2012 (but he still has only a few months to live)

Lockerbie bomber joins Libya's Olympic squad for 2012 (but he still has only a few months to live)

Abdelbaset al-Megrahi, the only person convicted of the Lockerbie bombing, has joined the Libyan Olympic squad for 2012, a government spokesman in Libya announced. Megrahi, who was released from a Scottish prison on compassionate grounds a year a...

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Funny story: Government budget cuts hit the 2012 Olympics

Government budget cuts hit the 2012 Olympics

David Cameron has cursed the previous Labour government for mounting a winning bid for the 2012 Olympics. With his government attempting to slash spending by six billion pounds by the end of 2011, the Olympics has come at the wrong time, with a two b...

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Funny story: Stella McCartney appointed creative director of Team GB Olympic outfits for 2012

Stella McCartney appointed creative director of Team GB Olympic outfits for 2012

"Designer Stella McCartney has been appointed creative director of Team GB's Olympic outfits for the London 2012 Olympic and Paralympic Games." So reads the headline. Women athletes are 'thrilled to bits' at the news just out from ADIDAS. Many...

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Funny story: Olympic Committee seeks advice from Simon Cowell

Olympic Committee seeks advice from Simon Cowell

The Worldwide Athletics Group (W.A.G), have confirmed that Caster Semenya can resume her athletics career for the time being. The 800mtrs World Champion was said to be delighted that her training could now get 'back on track', and that she'd been...

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Funny story: Seb Coe £1m bonus "An insult"

Seb Coe £1m bonus "An insult"

Sir Sebastian Coe has launched a vitriolic attack on the Olympics Remuneration Advisory Board for what he describes as an 'unrealistic' and 'insulting' pay offer. "First I slog my way round the track in daft athletic events, then I have to fly aro...

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Funny story: Red Scarf Brigade loses bid to design new Olympic Mascot

Red Scarf Brigade loses bid to design new Olympic Mascot

The Red Scarf Brigade are expected to be reeling with disppointment today when the news reaches them that their, hitherto shortlisted mascot design, has now been rejected and is no longer short-listed. A spokesman from the 'judging committee' is r...

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Funny story: Susan Boyle fans enter competition to design Olympic Mascot

Susan Boyle fans enter competition to design Olympic Mascot

Susan Boyle fanatics world-wide, are gathering on their beloved web-site, now up for auction to the highest bidder, to design the mascot for London 2012. They have been taking turns between watching the 'bids' for there beloved site, which are tak...

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Funny story: Hemlock and Mandible spark Olympic 'poison chalice' fears

Hemlock and Mandible spark Olympic 'poison chalice' fears

London - (Poll Vault Mess): "Think Teletubbies on mephedrome!" the head of the Olympic Livery Authority said today as the two bizarre totems were unveiled at a County (sic) Hole shindig. Designed by a Yoof Sports Awareness team the shiny one-eyed...

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Funny story: 2012 Olympic mascot unveiled - It's a one eyed trouser snake.

2012 Olympic mascot unveiled - It's a one eyed trouser snake.

The official 2012 Olympic mascot was unveiled today and its a one eyed trouser snake. Officials explained their choice: " The one eyed trouser snake is a fantastic concept. It's fun, it's tactile, it can be enjoyed by people of all ages, genders,...

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Funny story: Wii enters London Olympics

Wii enters London Olympics

LONDON'S 2012 Olympics will be embracing the digital age with a new class for computer sports. Talks between the London 2012 committee, Nintendo and the Inclusion department of the Department for Culture, Media and Sport (DCMS) have resulted in t...

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Funny story: Wenlock and Mandeville cheap mascots that mean nothing to nobody

Wenlock and Mandeville cheap mascots that mean nothing to nobody

Apparently, Wenlock is the birthplace of the modern Olympic Games. Much Wenlock to be precise, a town in Shropshire in England. Hence, the 2012 London Olympic mascots have been named as Wenlock and Mandeville. Anyone thinking that Peter, Lord M...

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Funny story: Thames To Close For Repairs

Thames To Close For Repairs

The Thames will be closed from next Tuesday for essential repairs, the River Authority announced today. Repairs will be carried out between the Thames Barrier and Kingston, with a 100% restriction on movements of water, boats, fish and sewage.

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