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Funny story: Nelson Knocked Off His Column By Myopic Yank - Londoners Horrified

Nelson Knocked Off His Column By Myopic Yank - Londoners Horrified

Trafalgar Square, London, just before tea time - Hundreds of shocked Londoners looked on in horror today as a pink Cadillac (but not a gay pink Cadillac) somehow surfaced in Trafalgar Square, seemingly lost, and looking for a way out. As a man got...

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Funny story: New control method for London trams goes amusingly wrong

New control method for London trams goes amusingly wrong

Yesterday, a new cost saving initiative to remove drivers from the London Tram network was unveiled. A spokesman explained, "The principle is much like an old Hornby train set. A five year old boy sits on top of a high tower where he has total vi...

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Funny story: London Mayor Orders Thames Dredged For Real Estate

London Mayor Orders Thames Dredged For Real Estate

London mayor Boris Johnson has ordered the Thames river to be dredged to save money. The news comes after London Underground omitted the river from their new Tube maps. Originally, the mayor insisted new maps be printed up with the river includ...

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Funny story: Robert Pattinson Finally Admits To "Vitamingate"

Robert Pattinson Finally Admits To "Vitamingate"

LONDON - Robert Pattinson, actor, model, singer, and part-time crumpets taster has admitted to BBC's Louella Buckinghamshire that he has been successfully treated for an addiction to vitamin pills. Pattinson said that he first started taking vitam...

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Funny story: Gangsta ATMs in South Central

Gangsta ATMs in South Central

Los Angeles, Ca, UEssay A trial program of placing specialty Automatic Teller Machines (ATMs) designed for specific neighborhoods began in South Central Los Angeles this week. The modifications were inspired by a similar program in Great Britain whi...

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Funny story: Mick Jagger Leaves The Rolling Stones

Mick Jagger Leaves The Rolling Stones

LONDON - The BBC is reporting that the lead singer for the Rolling Stones Mick Jagger has decided to strike out on his own. It seems that the 66-year-old Jagger got tired of hearing from his band mates that they were too tired to go on another 60-...

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Funny story: London set to close

London set to close

Prime Minister, Bordon Grown, 37 sensationally announced plans today, to '' follow the BBC'' and move the capital of England to Manchester. After the success of the BBC move up north, with over 14% of managers in favour, Brown thinks a move close...

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Funny story: Man 'Allergic To London' Dies

Man 'Allergic To London' Dies

A man who was allergic to London has died after coming into contact with the city. Frank Needler discovered this rare condition - Londinitis, known commonly as Capital Fever, at the age of 11 when he went on a school visit to the UK's most popular...

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Funny story: Mystery of London "Mothman"

Mystery of London "Mothman"

Londoners who regularly visit the South Bank will probably know of the existence of Mothman. For several years he has brought a brand of unusual and inspirational entertainment to passers by with his "dashing, dazzling moths". However, Mothman fa...

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Funny story: Second English Civil War breaks out after most blatant case of copying in British history

Second English Civil War breaks out after most blatant case of copying in British history

Just as Lord Protector Oliver Cromwell was enjoying a quiet retirement at his farm in Merrie England, growing potatoes and bigotry, and burning chaff and straw and Roman Catholics, a delegation of Puritans arrived at his humble 12,000 acre estate, to...

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Funny story: Thousands of Roundheads Converge on London in New Puritan Revolution

Thousands of Roundheads Converge on London in New Puritan Revolution

Once upon a time, they closed the theaters, enforced a narrow and stringent moralism and sported the crudest haircuts in Christendom. The Puritan Revolution led to the persecution of Catholics, Anglicans and liberal thinkers. It ushered in a distator...

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Funny story: Shaquille ONeal Loses Phone Box Cell Phone in London

Shaquille ONeal Loses Phone Box Cell Phone in London

London - Seven foot one NBA basketball star Shaquille ONeal recently misplaced his cell phone here while vacationing. The 15-time All-Star last recalls setting it down "somewhere near Regent's Park" and has not been able to find it since. The cell...

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Funny story: Giant Turd Brings M25 To Standstill

Giant Turd Brings M25 To Standstill

The M25 London orbital motorway today descended into gridlock following the discovery of a giant turd close to the Rickmansworth/Chorleywood turn off, where a Spoof.com writer almost once froze to death while hitchhiking after visiting his kids at Ch...

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Funny story: Great Britain To Be Renamed London

Great Britain To Be Renamed London

In a move welcomed by many, the government will vote today on the renaming of Great Britain. Possible suggestions on the list were Little America, America II and surprisingly New Birmingham, but yet again the capital centric government has seen sense...

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Funny story: South Carolina Governor Hiked from Home to London

South Carolina Governor Hiked from Home to London

South Carolina Governor Mark Sanford disappeared for ten days from the gubernatorial mansion in his home state. Staff members reported that they thought that he was off hiking on the Appalachian Trail. Sanford an inveterate walker and adulterer was f...

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Funny story: Gordon Bennet Hurt And Humiliated After London Trip.

Gordon Bennet Hurt And Humiliated After London Trip.

Gordon Bennet, an American tourist from Hackensack, New Jersey today told journalists in his home town that a recent trip to London was a humiliating experience. "I wasn't made welcome at all," Bennet said. "I was in a pub and some guy spilled his...

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Funny story: Fears Expressed For Mental Health Of London Mayor, Boris Johnson

Fears Expressed For Mental Health Of London Mayor, Boris Johnson

Staffers today expressed concerns over the mental health of London Mayor, Boris Johnson, after he dived into a river in Lewisham screaming that he was gagging for some fish. Johnson, present to promote an environmental initiative relating to clean...

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