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Funny story: Lohan's Defense: "I Wanted to Buy That Jewelry Store"

Lohan's Defense: "I Wanted to Buy That Jewelry Store"

Sources close to Lindsay Lohan say the troubled former Hollywood star will tell jurors in her coming trial that she did, indeed, steal a $2,500 necklace from a jewelry store. "But she will also claim," said one source, "that she was just testing...

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Funny story: Judge to Lohan: You Need a New Guardian - Rosie O'Donnell Makes Adoption Offer!

Judge to Lohan: You Need a New Guardian - Rosie O'Donnell Makes Adoption Offer!

In what appears to be a match made in, well, let's call it heaven for lack of a better place, Rosie O'Donnell has offered to adopt and mentor troubled star Lindsay Lohan after the Judge in her latest trial has told her she needs to get a new guardian...

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Funny story: Lindsay Lohan's Judge Tells Her - "I Don't Care If You Are Lindsay Lohan, You're Going To Effen Prison!"

Lindsay Lohan's Judge Tells Her - "I Don't Care If You Are Lindsay Lohan, You're Going To Effen Prison!"

LOS ANGELES - Well it appears that the little lost girl, Lindsay Lohan has finally come up against someone who is not the least bit impressed with her celebrity status. Los Angeles Judge Keifer "Coconuts" Quartzenbaum told the freckle-faced drama...

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Funny story: Lindsay Lohan, Paris Hilton, Sam Ronson to do Movie Based on Old Weird Socks Adult Underground Comics

Lindsay Lohan, Paris Hilton, Sam Ronson to do Movie Based on Old Weird Socks Adult Underground Comics

This morning it was announced that Lindsay Lohan and Paris Hilton will appear in an updated movie based upon the old 1960's underground comic, "Weird Socks", that came out in the 1960's. The idea isn't new as Stephen King once did a trilogy movie...

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Funny story: Lindsay Lohan Back at Old Club, Leaves with Ronson

Lindsay Lohan Back at Old Club, Leaves with Ronson

Getting into trouble once again by stealing a bracelet and doing some more rehab seems to have really helped Lindsay Lohan this time. "She's like a new person", says her mother, Dina Lohan. "Maybe the tenth time is the charm. She acts so much more...

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Funny story: Lindsay "LaLaLand" Lohan Back In The Arms of Her Boyfriend, Samantha Ronson

Lindsay "LaLaLand" Lohan Back In The Arms of Her Boyfriend, Samantha Ronson

WEST HOLLYWOOD - Lindsay Lohan, the little lost girl who has most definitely lost her way, does not appear to be anywhere close to finding it. The troubled starlet who has had more ups and downs than a day care pogo stick was seen dancing the nigh...

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Funny story: Lady Gaga Defends Lindsay Lohan

Lady Gaga Defends Lindsay Lohan

Of all people, Lady Gaga told reporters today that she doesn't think Lindsay Lohan should receive any jail time for her theft of a necklace. "Like the girl is all messed up, see? Look at her past year or two. She needs help, not another jail sente...

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Funny story: Dr. Phil Claims Slapping Someone is Acceptable Behavior

Dr. Phil Claims Slapping Someone is Acceptable Behavior

Dr. Phil McGraw, known for his sometimes unorthodox approach to human interactions, has just come out with a new pamphlet that he is touting as a breakthrough in dealing with what he calls the "spoiled brat syndrome." The pamphlet is entitled "Sl...

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Funny story: Lindsay Lohan Misunderstood "Necklace" Reference, Tried to Return It!

Lindsay Lohan Misunderstood "Necklace" Reference, Tried to Return It!

Another twist and turn in the Lindsay Lohan trial over a "stolen necklace" has been out this morning to go alongside all the other weird stuff, but that seems to describe the young lady's life over the past year or so. This time, according to her...

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Funny story: Lindsay Lohan Informs The Judge Hearing Her Case That She Can't Go To Prison Because Simon Cowell Wants Her To Be A Judge On "X-Factor"

Lindsay Lohan Informs The Judge Hearing Her Case That She Can't Go To Prison Because Simon Cowell Wants Her To Be A Judge On "X-Factor"

LOS ANGELES - Superior Court Judge for Los Angeles County Keifer K. Quartzenbaum made it crystal clear to Miss Lindsay Lohan that he, unlike other pantywaisted county officials, is not going to be treating her with kid gloves just because she thinks...

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Funny story: Lindsay Lohan and Egypt Celebrate a new Brutal Military Dictatorship

Lindsay Lohan and Egypt Celebrate a new Brutal Military Dictatorship

Yesterday Egyptians in Tahrir Square went berserk with joy as Hosni Mubarak fled to Orlando and bought Hosniworld. The New York Times wrote "New Era dawns in Egypt and Across the Arab World: Cairo: A new era dawned in Egypt on Saturday as this nation...

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Funny story: Paris Hilton Has Agreed To Portray Lindsay Lohan In "Freckles - The Lindsay Lohan Story"

Paris Hilton Has Agreed To Portray Lindsay Lohan In "Freckles - The Lindsay Lohan Story"

BEVERLY HILLS - Paris Hilton who really hasn't done much of anything for quite sometime told her hairdresser Mr. Tabby of Topanga Canyon that she will soon begin filming the motion picture Freckles - The Lindsay Lohan Story. Hilton was asked by Pa...

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Funny story: Lindsay Lohan Banned from Jewelry Stores

Lindsay Lohan Banned from Jewelry Stores

Alleged shoplifter Lindsay Lohan says she will obey a judge's order "to maintain a distance of 300 feet from all jewelry stores at all times." The troubled ex-starlet is accused of stealing a $2,500 necklace from a Hollywood jeweler. "I agre...

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Funny story: Lindsay Lohan In Court Again

Lindsay Lohan In Court Again

Lindsay Lohan has once again appeared in a Los Angeles court in relation to the alleged theft of a necklace from a Rodeo Drive store. Since 2007, Lohan has been charged with numerous counts of drug possession and driving while under the influence...

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Funny story: Lindsay Lohan Faces Life in Prison After Felony Charge

Lindsay Lohan Faces Life in Prison After Felony Charge

A New Jersey man who does absolutely nothing with his Law School education says that the mainstream media has missed a vital part of the Linsday Lohan Calvacade of F--k-ups: Under California's Three-Strike Law, Firecrotch is facing life in prison.

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Funny story: New Children Dietary Guidelines Released By Sh-tty Parents Alliance Of America

New Children Dietary Guidelines Released By Sh-tty Parents Alliance Of America

The Sh-tty Parents Alliance of America, a watchdog group for parents who are only interested in keeping their kids alive until they're eighteen, has taken the bold step of releasing its recommended dietary guidelines for children. "The guidelines...

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Funny story: "NecklaceGate" May End Up Sending Lindsay Lohan To Prison

"NecklaceGate" May End Up Sending Lindsay Lohan To Prison

VENICE BEACH - Well it appears that Lindsay Lohan's 'Flamingo Breeding Program' did not quite work. Last week Lohan traveled down to the San Diego Zoo and purchased a dozen flamingos (six male and six female) in order to breed them in her Hollywoo...

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