A new comedy about Stewball the Race Horse (song) is in the works according to "The Hollywood Word" that went on the stands this morning. Despite her legal troubles, actress Lindsay Lohan has agreed to co-star in the musical comedy with Lady Gaga.
Sources close to Lindsay Lohan say the troubled former Hollywood star will tell jurors in her coming trial that she did, indeed, steal a $2,500 necklace from a jewelry store. "But she will also claim," said one source, "that she was just testing...
In what appears to be a match made in, well, let's call it heaven for lack of a better place, Rosie O'Donnell has offered to adopt and mentor troubled star Lindsay Lohan after the Judge in her latest trial has told her she needs to get a new guardian...
LOS ANGELES - Well it appears that the little lost girl, Lindsay Lohan has finally come up against someone who is not the least bit impressed with her celebrity status. Los Angeles Judge Keifer "Coconuts" Quartzenbaum told the freckle-faced drama...
This morning it was announced that Lindsay Lohan and Paris Hilton will appear in an updated movie based upon the old 1960's underground comic, "Weird Socks", that came out in the 1960's. The idea isn't new as Stephen King once did a trilogy movie...
Getting into trouble once again by stealing a bracelet and doing some more rehab seems to have really helped Lindsay Lohan this time. "She's like a new person", says her mother, Dina Lohan. "Maybe the tenth time is the charm. She acts so much more...
WEST HOLLYWOOD - Lindsay Lohan, the little lost girl who has most definitely lost her way, does not appear to be anywhere close to finding it. The troubled starlet who has had more ups and downs than a day care pogo stick was seen dancing the nigh...
Of all people, Lady Gaga told reporters today that she doesn't think Lindsay Lohan should receive any jail time for her theft of a necklace. "Like the girl is all messed up, see? Look at her past year or two. She needs help, not another jail sente...
Dr. Phil McGraw, known for his sometimes unorthodox approach to human interactions, has just come out with a new pamphlet that he is touting as a breakthrough in dealing with what he calls the "spoiled brat syndrome." The pamphlet is entitled "Sl...
Another twist and turn in the Lindsay Lohan trial over a "stolen necklace" has been out this morning to go alongside all the other weird stuff, but that seems to describe the young lady's life over the past year or so. This time, according to her...
LOS ANGELES - Superior Court Judge for Los Angeles County Keifer K. Quartzenbaum made it crystal clear to Miss Lindsay Lohan that he, unlike other pantywaisted county officials, is not going to be treating her with kid gloves just because she thinks...
Yesterday Egyptians in Tahrir Square went berserk with joy as Hosni Mubarak fled to Orlando and bought Hosniworld. The New York Times wrote "New Era dawns in Egypt and Across the Arab World: Cairo: A new era dawned in Egypt on Saturday as this nation...
BEVERLY HILLS - Paris Hilton who really hasn't done much of anything for quite sometime told her hairdresser Mr. Tabby of Topanga Canyon that she will soon begin filming the motion picture Freckles - The Lindsay Lohan Story. Hilton was asked by Pa...
Alleged shoplifter Lindsay Lohan says she will obey a judge's order "to maintain a distance of 300 feet from all jewelry stores at all times." The troubled ex-starlet is accused of stealing a $2,500 necklace from a Hollywood jeweler. "I agre...
Lindsay Lohan has once again appeared in a Los Angeles court in relation to the alleged theft of a necklace from a Rodeo Drive store. Since 2007, Lohan has been charged with numerous counts of drug possession and driving while under the influence...
A New Jersey man who does absolutely nothing with his Law School education says that the mainstream media has missed a vital part of the Linsday Lohan Calvacade of F--k-ups: Under California's Three-Strike Law, Firecrotch is facing life in prison.
The Sh-tty Parents Alliance of America, a watchdog group for parents who are only interested in keeping their kids alive until they're eighteen, has taken the bold step of releasing its recommended dietary guidelines for children. "The guidelines...
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