NEW HAVEN, Connecticut - A Connecticut judge has ruled that gay couples can now legally marry in the 'Nutmeg' state. The ruling is a victory for gay marriage advocates who were disappointed by the California referendum that banned same-sex unions...
Replacing what was a landmark public house to the local community of Castletroy outside of Limerick, Ireland, owners of the former McAllister's Brass Rail Pub are searching for a new pub name. Taking advantage of the growing population of alternativ...
Not content with targeting gay people (sometimes called lesbians or homosexuals) the Church of England is now targeting thespians throughout the country. Archbishop Richard Head - Dick to his friends - of Telford has condemned thespians throughout...
Adelaide, Australia/ Lesbian Times - A free lance writer with dual citizenship in this country and the UK claims he was held captive by a band of Lesbians in this small town and forced to father over 30 children in a 2 week span. The unnamed spe...
(New York--New York) Publishing giant Random House today announced the title of Lynne Spears, mother to Britney and Jamie Lynn Spears, new book on parenting, "I'm O.K, My Kids' Suck!" (New Dehli--India) An Indian court has suspended an arrest warrant against Richard Gere for publicly kissing a Bollywood actress. Reacting to the sudden dismissal, the Buddhist "American Giglio"'s ex-wife, Cindy...
Hollywood, California - Apparently, Lindsay Lohan has been sleep walking these past few months while out on the town being photographed by the paparazzi holding hands with gal pal, Samantha Ronson (apparently the only lesbian among the two). Or perha...
The government plans to offer 14 year old girls vaccinations against the sexually transmitted disease: lesbianism, after research showed that as many as 1 in 8 women will have a homosexual experience at some point during their lives, in the UK. Th...
Bosses are urging male applicants to include details of participation in threesomes with two women, on their curricula vitae on the grounds that there is no greater achievement for a man. "We like our applicants to graduate with first class honour...
The female pop star responsible for "I kissed a girl and I liked it" has been chosen to receive the next Vanguard award for her contribution to promoting equal rights for the LGBT community. Katy Perry reached the number one spot with her single a...
Cardiff, UK - Children in the Welsh capital of Cardiff claim that they have contacted the long-dead wife of King Offa through a ouija board. 'Offa's Dyke' was an ancient Welsh fortification similar to Hadrian's wall. In 2002, noted Oxford Professo...
Many ancient authors, Cicero among them, wrote about a magnificent machine possibly invented by Archimedes. Archaeologists believe that they have found this device amid the wreckage of an ancient ship off the coast of the Greek Island of Lesbos.The m...
(Washington, D.C.)Consider that less than a year ago presumptive Republican Presidential nominee John McCain actually looked to George Bush to school him on the "internets" and "the Google". Now, Senator McCain's recent blog entries have gotten him n...
From the titillating world of archaeological research Ancient Greece has yielded up some gems this week! Investigations into Roman Emperor Nero and his Olympic obsession in this dictatorial Olympic year revealed that the fiddler of Rome had the Greek...
Los Angeles - (Ass Mess): "Sure, ya gonna get them little pubic hairs stuck between yer teeth now and then, but so what? It ain't so different from sex with guys. Apart from the penis bit of course. Plus ya don't have to swallow."...
Greece's third biggest island, Lesbos, has 100,000 people living on it; plus another 250,000 expatriates who claim that their human rights are violated when the term 'Lesbian' has been given international dominance in i...
Campaigners from Greece's third biggest island today won a court injunction banning the use of the word Lesbian.
A Greek court has been asked to draw the line between numerous annoying gay women on television and the natives of the Aegean Sea island of Lesbos.
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