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Funny story: Lindsay Lohan denies she is a Celesbian: "Only my 'girlfriend' is gay, I'm not," says Lohan

Lindsay Lohan denies she is a Celesbian: "Only my 'girlfriend' is gay, I'm not," says Lohan

Hollywood, California - Apparently, Lindsay Lohan has been sleep walking these past few months while out on the town being photographed by the paparazzi holding hands with gal pal, Samantha Ronson (apparently the only lesbian among the two). Or perha...

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Funny story: New vaccine against lesbianism soon to be available on the NHS

New vaccine against lesbianism soon to be available on the NHS

The government plans to offer 14 year old girls vaccinations against the sexually transmitted disease: lesbianism, after research showed that as many as 1 in 8 women will have a homosexual experience at some point during their lives, in the UK. Th...

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Funny story: Men encouraged to include threesomes on their CVs

Men encouraged to include threesomes on their CVs

Bosses are urging male applicants to include details of participation in threesomes with two women, on their curricula vitae on the grounds that there is no greater achievement for a man. "We like our applicants to graduate with first class honour...

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Funny story: Katy Perry honoured by the gay community

Katy Perry honoured by the gay community

The female pop star responsible for "I kissed a girl and I liked it" has been chosen to receive the next Vanguard award for her contribution to promoting equal rights for the LGBT community. Katy Perry reached the number one spot with her single a...

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Funny story: "I'm not a lesbian!" claims ancient Welsh Queen

"I'm not a lesbian!" claims ancient Welsh Queen

Cardiff, UK - Children in the Welsh capital of Cardiff claim that they have contacted the long-dead wife of King Offa through a ouija board. 'Offa's Dyke' was an ancient Welsh fortification similar to Hadrian's wall. In 2002, noted Oxford Professo...

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Funny story: Antikythera Mechanism Proves to Have Had Important Role on Ancient Isle of Lesbos!

Antikythera Mechanism Proves to Have Had Important Role on Ancient Isle of Lesbos!

Many ancient authors, Cicero among them, wrote about a magnificent machine possibly invented by Archimedes. Archaeologists believe that they have found this device amid the wreckage of an ancient ship off the coast of the Greek Island of Lesbos.The m...

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Funny story: John McCain: Lindsay Lohan, not about being gay, but dating Jews

John McCain: Lindsay Lohan, not about being gay, but dating Jews

(Washington, D.C.)Consider that less than a year ago presumptive Republican Presidential nominee John McCain actually looked to George Bush to school him on the "internets" and "the Google". Now, Senator McCain's recent blog entries have gotten him n...

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Funny story: From Ancient Greece: Nero's Fall and Lesbians Galore

From Ancient Greece: Nero's Fall and Lesbians Galore

From the titillating world of archaeological research Ancient Greece has yielded up some gems this week! Investigations into Roman Emperor Nero and his Olympic obsession in this dictatorial Olympic year revealed that the fiddler of Rome had the Greek...

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Funny story: Hayden: My Lezzie Three In A Bed Fantasy Paychecks

Hayden: My Lezzie Three In A Bed Fantasy Paychecks

Los Angeles - (Ass Mess): "Sure, ya gonna get them little pubic hairs stuck between yer teeth now and then, but so what? It ain't so different from sex with guys. Apart from the penis bit of course. Plus ya don't have to swallow."...

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Funny story: Not So Gay Lesbians to Take Court Action

Not So Gay Lesbians to Take Court Action

Greece's third biggest island, Lesbos, has 100,000 people living on it; plus another 250,000 expatriates who claim that their human rights are violated when the term 'Lesbian' has been given international dominance in i...

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Funny story: Greeks win Lesbos Case - Lesbian Banned!

Greeks win Lesbos Case - Lesbian Banned!

Campaigners from Greece's third biggest island today won a court injunction banning the use of the word Lesbian.

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Funny story: Lesbos rejects lesbians, especially Rosie O'Donnell

Lesbos rejects lesbians, especially Rosie O'Donnell

A Greek court has been asked to draw the line between numerous annoying gay women on television and the natives of the Aegean Sea island of Lesbos.

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Funny story: N.O.W. Protests Use of Cocks

N.O.W. Protests Use of Cocks

The National Organization of Women (N.O.W.) has filed a motion to limit the use of cocks in daily American life. The group, made up of mostly radical feminists and bull-dyke lesbians, feel that cocks are too plentiful and are over-saturating the mar...

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Funny story: Hilary Out, Bill Jealous

Hilary Out, Bill Jealous

In political news, Bill Clinton is filing for divorce from President hopeful Hilary Clinton. There is much scandal and question as to why Bill would do something like this, when he has a good chance of being back in the White House. Sources close to...

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Funny story: Kate Nash and Leona Lewis team up for Terry's Chocolate Orange campaign

Kate Nash and Leona Lewis team up for Terry's Chocolate Orange campaign

Pop divas Kate Nash and Leona Lewis are said to be on the brink of signing a multi million pound sponsorship deal to promote Terry's Chocolate Oranges to a worldwide audience.

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Funny story: Self-confessed fat woman

Self-confessed fat woman

Boy-lady lesbian confesses to being fat and not having a boyfriend because men don't want freaks of nature.

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Funny story: Britney Spears in training to become lesbian

Britney Spears in training to become lesbian

Britney Spears is looking to rebuild her image after her much publicised break down and damaging relationship with Princess Diana's former servant (see story

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