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Funny story: 'Bigbullshit' Hits Internet

'Bigbullshit' Hits Internet

Babelfish, the translation service from Alta Vista is to launch an exciting new service in the summer that will help the global community of internet users.

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Funny story: New Languages to Be Taught in Schools.

New Languages to Be Taught in Schools.

During the past few months, school boards across the nation have been in meetings. The topic of these meetings? The new language course curriculum. Spanish, French, German, and in some schools Japanese will still be taught. But with the breakdown in...

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Funny story: Panic After English Is Confused With Japanese

Panic After English Is Confused With Japanese

March 4, New York-Employees of the Metropolitan Transit Authority were amused to learn "the train will be moving shortly, please be patient," sounds remarkable similar to the Japanese equivalent to "run you maggot motherf*&^%$s run,&qu...

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Funny story: English and the Art of Wildebeest Hunting

English and the Art of Wildebeest Hunting

I was recently delighted to be invited to the annual English Language Society Award Ceremony to accept their prestigious Prize for Promotion of the English Language.

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Funny story: One Million English Words Soon!

One Million English Words Soon!

Global Language Monitor has been counting words like there's no tomorrow. Paul Payack's website and internet dictionary predicts that soon the English language will give birth to its 1,000,000th word.

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Funny story: Pets Able to Speak Human Languages

Pets Able to Speak Human Languages

Melbourne, Florida (IPP) - A science team composed of a brother and sister who specialize in animal behavior have made an astounding discovery about how animals behave outside the presence of their human masters.

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Funny story: James Blunt issues rhyming slang writ

James Blunt issues rhyming slang writ

James Blunt has hit back at his many critics by applying to the courts to make it illegal to use his name in rhyming slang.

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Funny story: George Bush Says It's the Patriotic Duty of American Children to Learn Hebrew

George Bush Says It's the Patriotic Duty of American Children to Learn Hebrew

WASHINGTON (FMLiveWire) - President George Bush told a well-attended White House news conference on Friday that "it is the patriotic duty of every American Child to learn Hebrew."...

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Funny story: Immigrants to face English test so they can understand Jade Goody

Immigrants to face English test so they can understand Jade Goody

Gordon Brown is expected to announce today that all skilled workers entering the UK will have to have the equivalent of at least a grade C standard in English language GCSE before they are to be allowed to work in the country.

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Funny story: American Tourist Arrested After Crossing Language Barrier

American Tourist Arrested After Crossing Language Barrier

Londonengland, England - A vacationing Ohio doctor found himself on the wrong end of British law yesterday when coming to the aid of a woman that had fallen heavily on her backside at Kings Cross Station.

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Funny story: Illiteracy Rate Highest Among Illiterates

Illiteracy Rate Highest Among Illiterates

A study by Heartland State University has concluded that illiteracy rates are highest among those who can neither read or write.

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Funny story: KRYPTOS Just a Bunch of Cockamamie Gibberish, Creator Reveals

KRYPTOS Just a Bunch of Cockamamie Gibberish, Creator Reveals

Langley, Virginia (The Agency Gazette) - Controversial news arrived this week when the creator of KRYPTOS, a large ciphertext work of art located near CIA headquarters, revealed that the cryptic sculpture is just a bunch of gibberish.

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Funny story: Hyphens-Perish In New-Oxford-Dictionary

Hyphens-Perish In New-Oxford-Dictionary

Ra-ma-ra-ma- -Ding-dong-, England-- (IP)-- 16,000 - hyphens -have -disappeared -from -the -Oxford -English-dictionary- and- London- Yard- is- on- the -look -out -for - the- maniac -who -stole -them. He- said- it- will-be- difficult- to-manage- all-...

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Funny story: The Top 5 Greatest Rhyming Greetings/Questions Ever

The Top 5 Greatest Rhyming Greetings/Questions Ever

We're always trying to be original and cool while greeting our friends and coworkers and we've realized that the common "Hello" just doesn't cut it anymore. Hello isn't cool and it certainly isn't original. Over a billion people use that old rag everyday in every language. So here are few greetings that will definitely earn you some street cred out there in the jungle...

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Funny story: Americans to learn 'English'

Americans to learn 'English'

The US Government has announced that it will adopt English as its national language. English will be taught at schools. The business of government will be conducted in English. Even Hollywood

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Funny story: Mixed Reviews for Review

Mixed Reviews for Review

An actor, famed for his tantrums has given a savage review a mixed review himself.

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Funny story: America to ban the letter U from the Alphabet

America to ban the letter U from the Alphabet

Senators in America have agreed with a 90% majority to remove the letter U from the Alphabet. They said in a statement released to the press...

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