Showing:

Funny satire stories about Kristen Stewart

Try another search?

Funny story: Kristen Stewart Says She Is Very Sorry About Her Stupid Ass Rape Remark

Kristen Stewart Says She Is Very Sorry About Her Stupid Ass Rape Remark

LOS ANGELES - The star of The Twilight Saga vampire movies Kristen Stewart has issued an apology apologizing about having made some way out of line remarks. Stewart reportedly said to a reporter for Great Britain's Elle Em En Ooh Pee Magazine that...

Read full story
Funny story: Kristen Stewart Is Trailer Trash

Kristen Stewart Is Trailer Trash

Pasty po-faced Twilight sulk-Queen Kristen Stewart is enjoying having a clean horizon, as the end of the Twilight saga approaches, and - though Kristen could never be accused of anything so non-cool as public thinking or any other kind of publicly effortful activity - it's fascinating to try to peer through the elegant skeins of Camel smoke at the washed-out waif and decipher her brattish behaviou...

Read full story
Funny story: Kristen Stewart Is Trailer Trash

Kristen Stewart Is Trailer Trash

Pasty po-faced Twilight sulk-Queen Kristen Stewart is enjoying having a clean horizon, as the end of the Twilight saga approaches, and - though Kristen could never be accused of anything so non-cool as public thinking or any other kind of publicly ef...

Read full story
Funny story: Robert Pattinson marries Kristen Stewart on Isle of Naboombu

Robert Pattinson marries Kristen Stewart on Isle of Naboombu

In news that is likely to shock the world and destroy the sweet-young-dreams of many a schoolgirl, chunk of hunk Robert Pattinson and Twilight co-star Kristen Stewart, were today secretly married. The ceremony was completed on the magical Isle of Nab...

Read full story
Funny story: Robert Pattinson and Kristen Stewart Say Their Zimbabwe Vine Flu Telethon Raised Over $100 Million

Robert Pattinson and Kristen Stewart Say Their Zimbabwe Vine Flu Telethon Raised Over $100 Million

MASVINGO, Zimbabwe - The stars of the Twilight vampire movie series Robert Pattinson and Kristen Stewart are thrilled to announce that their recent vine flu telethon in Zimbabwe was a tremendous success. The two young white folks helped raise over...

Read full story
Funny story: Will Kristen Stewart Be In "Twilight: The Prequel"?

Will Kristen Stewart Be In "Twilight: The Prequel"?

With all the rumors suddenly surfing that there may well be still one more Twilight, a prequel, many are wondering if Kristen Stewart in her role as Isabella Swan will appear. The answer is yes, IF they do the prequel. Isabella will be back in...

Read full story
Funny story: Kristen Stewart Wins Big Lawsuit Over Grandfather's Case

Kristen Stewart Wins Big Lawsuit Over Grandfather's Case

Although it happened nearly ten years ago before anyone knew anything much about Kristen Stewart, there was a case in court that has just now been settled. According to the records, Kristen's grandfather, Patrick, was in his late 60's at the time...

Read full story
Funny story: Robert Pattinson and Kristen Stewart Argue In A Pedicure Salon

Robert Pattinson and Kristen Stewart Argue In A Pedicure Salon

SOHO - The world's lovebirds have sort of turned into a couple of raving ravens. Rob and Kristen stopped in to each get a pedicure at The Yo Yo Girlfriend You Want We Make Your Pretty Feets To Look Dainty Like Girl Feet Should Be Salon. As Kriste...

Read full story
Funny story: Kristen Stewart Had Tourettes Until She Was, Sh*t! 13!

Kristen Stewart Had Tourettes Until She Was, Sh*t! 13!

"I thought someone would dig it out sooner or later", stated Kristen Stewart Friday after her appearance on Oprah Thursday. "So I thought I'd go ahead and tell the story myself before some idiot got half of it right and screwed it all up." After...

Read full story
Funny story: Robert Pattinson and Kristen Stewart Love Cameron and Clegg

Robert Pattinson and Kristen Stewart Love Cameron and Clegg

Fey, faery teenage vampyres Robert Pattinson and Kristen Stewart are revelling in the UK's new Cam-Clegg-Lib-Dem-Con-Dem Coalition, a source close to a tissue of falsehoods told The Daily Sphincter yesterday, writes Political Editor Carrie Onlying...

Read full story
Funny story: Robert Pattinson To Kristen: For Pete's Sake, He's An Old Man!

Robert Pattinson To Kristen: For Pete's Sake, He's An Old Man!

The jealousy bug has hit Robert Pattinson recently as he is very upset with co-star and girlfriend, Kristen Stewart. "I guess it was bound to happen after the shooting began on this last Twilight", stated one cameraman. "It's about using the chara...

Read full story
Funny story: Rob Pattinson's Face Appears on a Wedding Cake!

Rob Pattinson's Face Appears on a Wedding Cake!

CHICAGO, Illinois - Patrons of Chicago's Nouveau Moon Pattisserie were shocked this afternoon when Rob Pattinson's face suddenly appeared on a five-tiered wedding cake iced in Italian Meringue buttercream. "I told you to tie your shoelaces," said...

Read full story
Funny story: Pattinson, Kristen, Lautner May Appear In Vampire Movie After Last Twilight

Pattinson, Kristen, Lautner May Appear In Vampire Movie After Last Twilight

Rumor now is that the director of the final Twilight movie, "Breaking Dawn" has offered all three a role in a new set of three vampire movies based on another writer's books. At this point the book's names have not been listed but there are some g...

Read full story
Funny story: Kristen Stewart Loses Baby!

Kristen Stewart Loses Baby!

The latest from the Twilight Land is that star actress Kristen Stewart has lost her baby. Kristen's dad, actor Patrick Stewart, says that his daughter is doing fine but is very distraught over her loss and will not grant any interviews at the pres...

Read full story
Funny story: Lady Gaga Top of the World Robert Pattinson & Kristen Stewart not happy

Lady Gaga Top of the World Robert Pattinson & Kristen Stewart not happy

Lady Gaga has been named as the most important show biz star in the World, which has really pissed off Robert Pattinson, and Kristen Stewart who were totally convinced that they were the most important stars in the World. Pattinson thinks that the...

Read full story
Funny story: Kristin Stewart wants Robert Pattinson to move in before Gordon Brown moves out

Kristin Stewart wants Robert Pattinson to move in before Gordon Brown moves out

Kristin Stewart wants boyfriend Robert Pattinson, her co-star in the Twilight Movies, to move in with her in her home in Los Angeles, before Gordon Brown moves out permanently from his residence in Downing Street. Reports coming from Los Angeles,...

Read full story
Funny story: Noah More Popular Than Robert Pattinson And Kristen Stewart

Noah More Popular Than Robert Pattinson And Kristen Stewart

A surprise internet survey today revealed that Noah - the biblical character who took the animals two by two onto the Ark - is more popular than the Twilight duo of Robert Pattinson and Kristen Stewart. It seems that over the last few days, Noah,...

Read full story

Breaking news…
Mailing List

Get Spoof News in your email inbox!

Subscribe…
Go to top
readers are online right now!
Globey, The Spoof's mascot

We use cookies to give you the best experience, this includes cookies from third party websites and advertisers.

Continue ? Find out more