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Funny story: New York Knicks Star Jeremy Lin Says Kim Kardashian Asked Him Out On A Date

New York Knicks Star Jeremy Lin Says Kim Kardashian Asked Him Out On A Date

NEW YORK CITY - New York Knicks rookie sensation Jeremy Lin informed Rufus Reno of Sports Balls Illustrated Weekly that he received a phone call from Kim Kardashian. The 23-year-old Lincredible player said that Kardashian told him that she got hi...

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Funny story: Kim Kardashian Denies The Scandalous Rumors About Her, Russell Brand, and Third Base

Kim Kardashian Denies The Scandalous Rumors About Her, Russell Brand, and Third Base

VENICE BEACH - Kim Kardashian says that lately it seems like she is having to spend more time denying rumors than taking care of her many business ventures. Kim recently made International headlines when she divorced her professional NBA basketbal...

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Funny story: Kim Kardashian Swears That She Is Finished With Dating Sports Figures and From Now On She Is Sticking To Hollywood Celebrities

Kim Kardashian Swears That She Is Finished With Dating Sports Figures and From Now On She Is Sticking To Hollywood Celebrities

WEST HOLLYWOOD - Kim Kardashian recently remarked that after her 72-day marriage to NBA basketball star Kris Humphries ended in her filing for divorce she has sat down and thought about what she really wants in a man. The Hollywood celeb who is pe...

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Funny story: Kimmie 'Cries The Blues'

Kimmie 'Cries The Blues'

Don't let the bikini Twitter pic fool you or any on else. Nor the vow that she's totally committed to "new beginnings, somewhere, somehow and someplace."  The totally shocking revelation is out! Kimmie  Kardishian says she is is totally alone and...

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Funny story: Kim Kardashian Reportedly Has Her Sights Set On Kobe Bryant

Kim Kardashian Reportedly Has Her Sights Set On Kobe Bryant

BEVERLY HILLS - Kim Kardashian was shopping on Rodeo Drive at the famed Dolce & Gabbana Store for a winter purse. She was quickly approached and assisted by the store's assistant manager Evangeline Tucker-Waterseason, 42. Kardashian was thr...

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Funny story: Kim Kardashian Has Invited Rob Pattinson To Travel With Her Down To Cabo San Lucas, Mexico

Kim Kardashian Has Invited Rob Pattinson To Travel With Her Down To Cabo San Lucas, Mexico

HOLLYWOOD - Rob Pattinson, the star of the Twilight series, has just received what he is calling one of the best offers he has ever had. Pattinson said that out of the blue he received a phone call from Kim Kardashian. She asked him how his brand...

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Funny story: Khloe Kardashian and Lamar Odom Want To Adopt The E-Trade Baby

Khloe Kardashian and Lamar Odom Want To Adopt The E-Trade Baby

DALLAS - The past few months have not been very good for the tallest of the Kardashian sisters, 5-foot-10-inch Khloe, and her husband Dallas Mavericks player Lamar Odom. First in early December Lamar was suddenly traded from the Los Angeles Lakers...

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Funny story: Kim Caught 'Recycling'

Kim Caught 'Recycling'

The Kardishian train wreck continues to churn and burn. The fame-chasing rear end family is now dealing with low life claims that they have become "poison ivy in the reality industry," with the Daily Post recently reporting that ratings for the famil...

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Funny story: NBA Star Lamar Odom's Barhopping Has Wife Khloe Kardashian Hopping Mad!

NBA Star Lamar Odom's Barhopping Has Wife Khloe Kardashian Hopping Mad!

WASHINGTON, D.C. - The way things are going, there very well could be another basketball divorce in the future for yet another one of the infamous Kardashian attention-seeking sisters. Bedroom Pillow Talk has learned that Khloe Kardashian is seeki...

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Funny story: 'CSI: Kardashian' Puts the Madcap Back into Murder

'CSI: Kardashian' Puts the Madcap Back into Murder

Hollywood, California - CBS has launched a fourth version of its Crime Scene Investigation series, but with a twist. This time, the show plays forensics for fun, with members of America's least talented but most publicized showbiz family filling the...

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Funny story: Kardishian Sisters Get 'Dolled-Up'

Kardishian Sisters Get 'Dolled-Up'

Kimee, Khloee and Kourtnee Kardishian are about to get all dolled up. Literally! A source tells Star Talk Weekly that Matt-Tell will immortalize these super deluxe mega sisters via an upcoming limited-edition 'Boobie' line that "will reflect the g...

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Funny story: Romney Compares Obama to Kim Jong-il: "wacky, elusive and probably dead"

Romney Compares Obama to Kim Jong-il: "wacky, elusive and probably dead"

Mitt "Madman" Romney flung the gauntlet at President Obama yesterday, comparing him to dead North Korean cartoon character Kim Jong-il II. "I've been looking at some video clips on YouTube of President Obama, then supermodel Obama, traipsing thro...

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Funny story: Sinead O'Connor Mimics Kim Kardashian, Dumps Husband after 16 Days

Sinead O'Connor Mimics Kim Kardashian, Dumps Husband after 16 Days

Former trailblazing, pissed off but still bald, pop protest singer, Sinead O'Connor, announced a separation from her husband after just two weeks and two days of marriage. The controversial 80's ballad queen was the toast of Ireland and the world...

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Funny story: New Year's Resolution Suggestions For Some Famous and Infamous Celebrities

New Year's Resolution Suggestions For Some Famous and Infamous Celebrities

Every new year, millions of people make New Year's resolutions which they fully intend to keep. Some people resolve not to drink as much, or smoke as much, or make fun of the faults of their spouses, significant others, or love interests. Many of these New Year's promises have actually lasted as long as four or five weeks, most however do have a tendency of falling by the wayside within 48...

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Funny story: Kim Kardashian Says She's Been Secretly Fantasizing Doing The Horizontal Hokey Pokey With Ex-Boyfriend Reggie Bush of The Miami Dolphins

Kim Kardashian Says She's Been Secretly Fantasizing Doing The Horizontal Hokey Pokey With Ex-Boyfriend Reggie Bush of The Miami Dolphins

BEVERLY HILLS - Kim Kardashian was getting her nails done at the Haven of Hair Salon when she was asked how she was holding up with the circus spectacle of her divorce from NBA player Kris Humphries. Kim replied that she has really taken it hard,...

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Funny story: Kim Denies Big Booty Sweatshop

Kim Denies Big Booty Sweatshop

The Kardishians -- who make zillions of bucks off of their teeny tiny shoe and big booty fashion lines -- use "unscrupulous labor practices" and have been known to turn a blind eye to shocking working conditions ... this according to a national news...

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Funny story: Kim Kardashian Denies That She's The Reason Why Kobe Bryant's Wife Filed For Divorce

Kim Kardashian Denies That She's The Reason Why Kobe Bryant's Wife Filed For Divorce

HOLLYWOOD HILLS - Since announcing that she was divorcing her philandering Los Angeles Lakers husband Vanessa Bryant has been keeping a very low profile. So much in fact that even FedEx deliverymen cannot seem to contact her to deliver Christmas p...

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