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Funny story: London Kiddies Plan Toddle On Whitehall Over Playground Cuts

London Kiddies Plan Toddle On Whitehall Over Playground Cuts

Hundreds of London's youngsters are planning a mass toddle in protest at spending cuts which threaten the future of the capital's adventure playgrounds. Borough councils in the Greater London area say playgrounds will have to close if no Governmen...

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Funny story: George Osborne Proposes '1.9 Children Per Family' Limit

George Osborne Proposes '1.9 Children Per Family' Limit

Conservative Chancellor of the Exchequer George Osborne has caused outrage in a speech in which he says that, rather than scrapping Child Benefit, he is to put a proposition to the House of Commons that a 'childbirth limit' is to be set, to prevent p...

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Funny story: US Children Concerned Parents Becoming More Money Minded

US Children Concerned Parents Becoming More Money Minded

A new alarming trend shows that parents in America, far from inculcating good moral values in their God-fearing children have actually started to become more materialistic. The kids seem to be worried. "They always have money on their mind and the...

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Funny story: Mucky Book Found Under Boy's Bed

Mucky Book Found Under Boy's Bed

A mum in Staffordshire had her worst fears confirmed this morning when, cleaning under her son's bed, she found, to her horror, what can only be described as 'a mucky book'. Karen Low-Cal, 46, from Stoke, made the grim discovery as she hoovered un...

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Funny story: Impala Found Under Boy's Bed

Impala Found Under Boy's Bed

There was a real 'safari feel' to the discovery made by intrepid mum Karen Low-Cal in Stoke this morning, when, during her daily clean-up of her son's bedroom, she discovered what appeared to be an impala. Karen, the mum of pesky 15-year-old Child...

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Funny story: New Canadian 3D Speed Bump Outside Junior School Increases the Accident Rate but is a Massive hit with Kiddie-Fiddlers.

New Canadian 3D Speed Bump Outside Junior School Increases the Accident Rate but is a Massive hit with Kiddie-Fiddlers.

School Gates Clogged as Optical Illusion Draws Spectators from Miles Around. An elementary school in West Vancouver has caused a sensation after painting the illusion of a little girl chasing a ball in the middle of the street outside. The paintin...

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Funny story: Children Who Eat Alpha-Bits Cereal 30% Smarter Than Those Who Don't

Children Who Eat Alpha-Bits Cereal 30% Smarter Than Those Who Don't

Here is another story about your tax dollars being put to good use. A research scientist in Battle Creek, Michigan, home of a couple of the largest cereal manufacturers in the United States, has just concluded a year-long study into the effects certa...

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Funny story: US Navy's Newest Headache: Terror Infant-ry

US Navy's Newest Headache: Terror Infant-ry

(UPIS) The oceanic divisions of the United States Armed Forces-the Navy, Marines, Coast Guard, and Seals (both Regular and Elephant)-could be facing a brand-new threat: killer anchor babies. The State Department today issued a warning detailing th...

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Funny story: Hog Jaw, Arkansas toddler walks two miles to get her daddy a beer

Hog Jaw, Arkansas toddler walks two miles to get her daddy a beer

HOG JAW, Arkansas -- Tafoya Saunderson's parents have been teaching their daughter some valuable lessons, and one of those came in mighty handy today when her father lost consciousness in their Hog Jaw, Arkansas home. Frank Saunderson told local a...

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Funny story: Answer to drug abuse among youths found, Ban youth, not drugs.

Answer to drug abuse among youths found, Ban youth, not drugs.

Being young will be banned immediately for 12 months under new Home Office powers to halt the escalating use of drugs among young people. Tougher penalties will be brought in, with youths facing 14 years in prison and an unlimited fine if they are...

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Funny story: The Late Mr. Rogers Was Top Military Fighter, Well Hung!

The Late Mr. Rogers Was Top Military Fighter, Well Hung!

While most people watching their little kids watch "Mr Roger's Neighborhood" on television, knew that the kids were enjoying the show and Mr. Rogers, deep inside every husband and father watching was the thought, "What a wimp!" The guy comes on th...

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Funny story: Isle of Wight News - Ventnor Childrens Festival in Doubt

Isle of Wight News - Ventnor Childrens Festival in Doubt

Tomorrow (Wednesday) is the Ventnor Children's Carnival, that point in the Isle of Wight's social calendar that all children on the island look forward to, coming into Ventnor from as far away as Shanklin and Sandford. This year's was set to be th...

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Funny story: Texas Mother of Twins Asks For DNA Test Claims She Isnt The Mother

Texas Mother of Twins Asks For DNA Test Claims She Isnt The Mother

Mesquite TX - A Mesquite mother of twins claims she isnt the mother of the babies born two weeks ago and demands DNA tests to prove it. Doctor Phil Good from The Texas Regional Medical Center explains " the mother is the mother I delivered them, b...

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Funny story: Letters from Summer Camp

Letters from Summer Camp

Hi Mommy, Greetings from Camp Wigwam. Did you know how dangris this camp was befor you sent me her? Timmy my bunk buddey got bit by a snake today but dont worey, he aint dying or nothin. Tomorrow we get to go rock climbing at the gorge. I know you aint religos, but plese say a prayer, ok? In case I cant say it later, I love you a lot, mom, and don't worey, I aint that scared. Yur so...

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Funny story: Can we avoid a 'Fork-lift ambulance' future?

Can we avoid a 'Fork-lift ambulance' future?

The government is finally to get tough on greedy, lazy children after years of useless guidance and advice. "You can lecture an 8yr old about healthy eating until you are blue in the face but it won't stop them wanting fried chicken or sweets. Th...

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Funny story: Orwell's Crystal Ball

Orwell's Crystal Ball

Back in the sticks, we kids all had heroes. Mean Joe Greene turned us on to Coke, f'rinstance. Bruce Jenner had us heaving birch-branch javelins until we realized that Wheaties kinda sucked. Little Davey up the block had it bad for Hondo, the leader-guy on S.W.A.T. And in my tree-fort, God's name (and the password) was Robert Craig Knievel. (Hey, c'mon. This was before I found out about...

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Funny story: Nadya Suleman Gives Her 14 Children More Reasons not to ever Google their mother

Nadya Suleman Gives Her 14 Children More Reasons not to ever Google their mother

Nayda Suleman, the woman who dropped a litter of 8 babies sometime back, has scraped the last fibers of dignity off of her name by landing a gig for an ad agency in which she launches flying baby dolls from between her legs at some guy's face. The...

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