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Funny story: Katie and Peter to sell divorce photos to magazine

Katie and Peter to sell divorce photos to magazine

Exchange and Mart have come out as the clear bidders in the socialite war to cover the divorce of Katie Price from Peter Andre after three plus years of sharing exotic holidays, appearing lovey-dovey on talk shows and showing off their respective tra...

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Funny story: Peter Andre and Jordan predictably split up - no-one surprised!

Peter Andre and Jordan predictably split up - no-one surprised!

Peter Andre and Jordan have split up after four years of marriage and hilariously have called for privacy. Holding a press conference in their underwear the pair of privacy dodging celebrities asked reporters to respect their privacy as they allo...

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Funny story: Man Who Touched Katie Price Book Grows Big Tits

Man Who Touched Katie Price Book Grows Big Tits

A man who touched a book written by Katie Price aka Jordan, found to his disdain, that he started to grow enormous breasts, says a report. Robin Johnson, 48, from Woking, was rummaging around the shelves of a secondhand bookshop in the town, as he...

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Funny story: Katie Price Has One Tit Bigger Than The Other

Katie Price Has One Tit Bigger Than The Other

Katie Price, aka 'Jordan', has startled her fans and millions of 'laptop wankers', by emerging from her latest round of plastic surgery in Los Angeles with one tit bigger than the other. Price, who is married to that Peter Andre, had the tit-enlar...

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Funny story: Katie Price Horse Couture Range Comes A Cropper

Katie Price Horse Couture Range Comes A Cropper

Katie Price came a cropper earlier today when shares in her clothes-horse business plummeted after several related accidents across the UK. Katie aka model Jordan unveiled her "horse couture" range earlier this week, which basically involved dress...

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Funny story: Katie Price (aka Jordan) to receive Nobel Prize.

Katie Price (aka Jordan) to receive Nobel Prize.

Katie Price, formerly the hard-faced glamour model Jordan, has hit back at critics after she was tipped to receive the Nobel Prize for Physics instead of Professor Stephen Hawking.

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Funny story: Jordan arrested for Breast-terrorism

Jordan arrested for Breast-terrorism

On a flight to Australia, Katie Price was arrested when her over sized breasts exploded, covering several passengers in a gel like substance.

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Funny story: Katie Price Writes Some More Crap Books

Katie Price Writes Some More Crap Books

Katie Price, the wife of tiny little Australian singer Peter Andre, has released another batch of books she has been busy writing, just in time for Christmas, and those all-important stocking fillers...

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Funny story: Mr & Mrs Andre Name Their Daughter

Mr & Mrs Andre Name Their Daughter

Pop star Peter Andre and his buxom wife Katie Price, pronounced J-O-R-D-A-N, have named their wonderful new bouncing baby girl Princess Tiaamii.

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