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Funny story: Fairytale Marriage To Be Annulled - Shock!

Fairytale Marriage To Be Annulled - Shock!

The Royal Family, David Cameron, The people of the quintessentially English and Berkshire village Bucklebury, and that mental bloke who camped out for days on the pavement outside Westminster Abbey last week, have all been left reeling today followin...

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Funny story: Where's Wally Type Book produced with Wills' and Kate's Wedding photos

Where's Wally Type Book produced with Wills' and Kate's Wedding photos

Mullins, the publishers behind the Where's Wally books have paid William and Kate one million pound Stirling to use their wedding photographs in a Where's Wally style book. "We're very excited," said Cullen Mullins, owner of Mullins. "There are th...

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Funny story: Prince And Princess Split Up

Prince And Princess Split Up

The Duke and Duchess of Cambridge have had their first argument and are undergoing a "temporary parting of the ways". The Duke is unhappy with the public perception of the former Kate Middleton as being "a lazy mare" as she has not worked since 20...

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Funny story: Royal Couple Stay At Secret Location

Royal Couple Stay At Secret Location

Prince William and his new bride Princess Catherine have spent their first weekend as a married couple at an unnamed location. The happy twosome decided to delay their honeymoon in order to give the former Miss Middleton the opportunity to learn s...

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Funny story: New Scottish Title For William And Kate

New Scottish Title For William And Kate

Prince William and Kate Middleton are taking a Scottish title to commemorate where they first met. The couple first met at St Andrews University 8 years ago and, ever since they decided to get married, they always intended to mark the start of the...

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Funny story: Prince William bares his Soul

Prince William bares his Soul

After a great day of pomp and circumstance watched by over 40 billion people worldwide (including over a million prisoners in the UK on their TV sets), namely his wedding to Kate Middleton, Prince William has announced that he is to postpone his imme...

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Funny story: Prince William Marries Katie Holmes By Mistake

Prince William Marries Katie Holmes By Mistake

The much anticipated Royal Wedding became a Royal Embarrassment Friday morning. The world watched in horror as Prince William married the wrong Kate--actress Katie Holmes. The Queen was overheard to whisper, "The horror! If he had to marry someon...

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Funny story: Tit for tat: William a target for Gaddafi ire as NATO kills son Saif

Tit for tat: William a target for Gaddafi ire as NATO kills son Saif

London - "It's a slim chance, of course, that the Colonel will now try nuking William's in-laws' pad in Bucklebury," an MoD bigwig told reporters this morning. "But the last minute honeymoon switch was a no-brainer...and the weather's said to be l...

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Funny story: Boy George Reveals That If He Was Straight He Would Definitely Want To "Boink" Pippa Middleton

Boy George Reveals That If He Was Straight He Would Definitely Want To "Boink" Pippa Middleton

LONDON - Pippa Middleton has just become the most famous maid of honor in the history of weddings. This according to Birmingham Cribworthy of The Bees Knees News Agency. He stated that over 2 billion people watched the Royal Wedding world wide and...

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Funny story: Pippa Middleton Admits She Fancies American NFL Quarterback Tony Romo

Pippa Middleton Admits She Fancies American NFL Quarterback Tony Romo

Pippa Middleton, the 27 year old younger sister of Princess Kate Middleton Windsor, has admitted to having an attraction to an American Football Player. Pippa rose to fame at her sister's wedding to Princess William due to her role as Maid of Honour...

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Funny story: TV cameras in Westminster Abbey prevent child abuse during Royal Wedding

TV cameras in Westminster Abbey prevent child abuse during Royal Wedding

Mums and Dads of the choirboys, drawn from expensive schools throughout the kingdom of London, rejoiced at the Royal Wedding. The extensive coverage of the occasion, by dozens of BBC cameras and microphones, gave them a rare respite from fears o...

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Funny story: Newlyweds reminded about Hex of Diana after Aston Martin foray without seatbelts

Newlyweds reminded about Hex of Diana after Aston Martin foray without seatbelts

London - The 1997 Pont d'Alma tragedy could have been avoided if Diana and Dodi had remembered to belt up. That's the stark message to a defiant Prince William pictured driving his bride without appropriate restraints. "Yeah, Kate really, reall...

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Funny story: Royal Wedding Whispered Conversations Decoded

Royal Wedding Whispered Conversations Decoded

While Prince William and Kate Middleton were being married,millions of viewers wondered what their royal whispers meant. Now professional lip reader Tina Lannin has deciphered their words for the rest of us. Here is a transcript: 10:20--William (to brother Harry): "Quite big, isn't it? This wedding." Harry: "Uh, yes. Now let's get on with it. 10:35--William (to Kate): "You look nice."...

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Funny story: After Queen Elizabeth Naps During Royal Wedding, Joe Biden Says "I Feel Your Pain"

After Queen Elizabeth Naps During Royal Wedding, Joe Biden Says "I Feel Your Pain"

Queen Elizabeth II was shown on television sets around the world taking a short nap during the royal wedding of her grandson Prince William to Kate Middleton. While this may be explained away due to advancing age and a really boring ceremony, it was...

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Funny story: Pippa Middleton Announces Engagement To Bargis Tryhol (The Man With The World's Largest Penis)

Pippa Middleton Announces Engagement To Bargis Tryhol (The Man With The World's Largest Penis)

Pippa Middleton, the younger sister of new Princess Kate Middleton, has announced her engagement to American Bargis Tryhol, Pippa became an international celebrity yesterday when her ass was the most photographed thing at Great Britain's most recent...

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Funny story: Pippa Middleton Upset Stories About Her Vagina Not Dominating "The Spoof!"

Pippa Middleton Upset Stories About Her Vagina Not Dominating "The Spoof!"

Pippa Middleton, sister of Kate Middleton and "star of the show" at the recent Royal Wedding, is upset that stories about her vagina are not dominating the most read, most shared, and most rated charts on the humor website "The Spoof!" Pippa, who's...

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Funny story: Carole Middleton A Big Hit With The More Mature Gentleman

Carole Middleton A Big Hit With The More Mature Gentleman

It wasn't only the stunning sisters, Kate and Pippa, who wowed a nation at yesterday's Royal Wedding proceedings, mum Carole picked up a more than respectable number of admiring male glances. Particularly from more mature gentlemen. Aside from...

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