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Funny story: Donald Trump Is Suing Bill Maher For $50 Million

Donald Trump Is Suing Bill Maher For $50 Million

NEW YORK CITY - Billionaire Donald Trump, who is obsessed with trying to stay in the headlines, has just filed a $50 million lawsuit against Bill Maher. It appears that Trump did not appreciate Maher telling Whoopi Goldberg on The View that Donald...

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Funny story: Justin Bieber May Become a NASCAR Driver

Justin Bieber May Become a NASCAR Driver

NEW ORLEANS - Justin Bieber performed to a sold-out crowd at The Voodoo Arena in the city known as The Big Easy. After the concert he and several members of Team Bieber went down to Bourbon Street to have dinner. They went to the Giggle Giggle...

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Funny story: Justin Bieber Shaves Head After Being Caught Smoking Pot

Justin Bieber Shaves Head After Being Caught Smoking Pot

Pop star Justin Bieber has shaved her head and offered a filmed apology after being filmed smoking pot, in an eerily similar gesture of stupidity as Japanese pop star Minami Minegishi; who shaved of her hair after being caught sneaking out of her boy...

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Funny story: Selena Gomez Says Justin Bieber Is History

Selena Gomez Says Justin Bieber Is History

CHICAGO - Selena Gomez traveled to Chicago to visit an old high school friend. While in the Windy City, she was asked by Hollywood Innuendo's Margarita Mixx how she was doing now that her and Justin Bieber are no longer an item. Selena smiled a...

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Funny story: Justin Bieber Explains The Pot Photo: I Was Just Holding It For A Friend

Justin Bieber Explains The Pot Photo: I Was Just Holding It For A Friend

HOLLYWOOD - Many of Tinsel Town's entertaiment publications and news agencies are beginning to refer to Justin Bieber as the Male Version of Lindsay Lohan. The 18-year-old Canadian singer has apparently decided that he would much rather travel in...

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Funny story: Justin Bieber caught smoking dope? Maybe the Mayans were right!

Justin Bieber caught smoking dope? Maybe the Mayans were right!

HOLLYWOOD - Holy effin' shit--finally something coming out of Glitztown more interesting than Kim K.'s baby bump. Teenager Justin Bieber has been caught on film partaking of marijuana. Perhaps the Mayans were right--perhaps the world is coming to...

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Funny story: The Highlights of 2012

The Highlights of 2012

Every year, going back to the beginning of time, has had its highlights and even its lowlights. Tittle Tattle Tonight's Senior Reporter Pico de Gallo has poured over hundreds of stories which appeared in 2012, in such celebrity publications and entertainment news programs as Bedroom Pillow Talk, iRumors, Hollywood Innuendo, The Tinsel Town Times Tribune, The Cucamonga Chit Chat Chronicle, and T...

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Funny story: Celebrity Kidnap Plot Foiled

Celebrity Kidnap Plot Foiled

A gang in America has been arrested after plotting to kidnap Justin Bieber and castrate him, thus saving the future world from thousands of "Bieber Baby's" polluting TV with endless reality shows about living in their dad's shadow. Unfortunately the gang involved in the ambitious plot had the combined brain capacity of a bottle of mulled wine and were caught before they could even get in the s...

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Funny story: Royal baby bollocks 'is PR distraction from David Cameron/Rebekah Brooks scam'

Royal baby bollocks 'is PR distraction from David Cameron/Rebekah Brooks scam'

London - A spin doctors' dream cooked up by Illuminati scoundrels is one NATO soothsayer's take on the latest Brit crap. "Nothing like schmoozing the brain-dead masses with a massive dose of phoney royal stuff," Brigadier General Sir Monty Dambust...

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Funny story: Justin Bieber's joy as birth mum Kate Middleton 'gestating again'

Justin Bieber's joy as birth mum Kate Middleton 'gestating again'

Canada - "Wow, what a fantastic early Christmas present!" pals of the Canadian entertainer said today amid news that his real birth mother the Douchesse of Cambridge is expecting again. Millions of dollars have been spent by British and Canadians...

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Funny story: Justin Bieber song brings woman back from dead

Justin Bieber song brings woman back from dead

Apparently cats aren't the only ones with nine lives. A woman in Kansas is lucky to be alive after dying eight times, and credits Justin Bieber for bringing her back. Marlene Wilson, 44, of Great Bend, Kansas, had been cleaning a hunting rifle...

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Funny story: LA DA says 'Bieber too big a pussy to have hurt a guy in a fight last May'

LA DA says 'Bieber too big a pussy to have hurt a guy in a fight last May'

LOS ANGELES, California (ABSNN) - The LA County District Attorney's office declined to charge "tween star" Justine Bieber, 18, for a "fight" he had with a photographer last May. According to an Assistant District Attorney, "In all seriousness, we c...

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Funny story: Taylor Swift Lends Her Shoulder To Selena Gomez

Taylor Swift Lends Her Shoulder To Selena Gomez

BEVERLY HILLS - Selena Gomez knows that Taylor Swift is no stranger when it comes to having relationships end. And for that reason, Taylor was the first person that Gomez called after her breakup with long time boyfriend Justin Bieber. Tay-Ta...

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Funny story: The Justin Bieber - Jenny McCarthy Rumors Are Flying

The Justin Bieber - Jenny McCarthy Rumors Are Flying

LOS ANGELES - The Nokia Theater rumor mills wasted no time as they started churning away before the final goodbyes at the 40th Annual American Music Awards. One of the highlights of the show was when Justin Bieber won the Entertainer of The Year A...

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Funny story: Boom! Victoria's Secret Supermodel Dumps Justin Bieber

Boom! Victoria's Secret Supermodel Dumps Justin Bieber

NEW YORK CITY - Like they used to say about Superman, "Faster than a speeding bullet," is how long the Justin Bieber - Barbara Palvin relationship lasted. According to Ashburn Wasabi with The Right Coast Illustrated Revue the Biebs did not even ha...

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Funny story: Justin Bieber 'much too young and immature' for lovely Barbara Palvin says loyal boyfriend

Justin Bieber 'much too young and immature' for lovely Barbara Palvin says loyal boyfriend

New York - "Back home in Budapest we have this saying," Hungarian model Kristof Somfai explained this morning, "from the outside a handsome youth may look like he's already shaving but on the inside he's still - how you say? - an unripened, er, fruit...

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Funny story: The Justin Bieber and Selena Gomez Relationship Is History

The Justin Bieber and Selena Gomez Relationship Is History

TARZANA - Selena Gomez took one of her nieces to The Tarzan & Jane Petting Zoo in Tarzana in an effort to help get her mind off the break up between her and Justin. Gomez, 20, talked with Carolina Chipotle of Bedroom Pillow Talk as she careful...

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