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Funny story: Prediction markets now betting big on McCain coronary

Prediction markets now betting big on McCain coronary

Off-the-Wall St, NYC - (Psychic Mess): Dow Jones-listed internet bookmaker Aintgottaprayer.con has reported a (Wailing) wall of money for GOP presidential wannabe John McCain having a fatal coronary ahead of the 4 November election. The spread-bet...

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Funny story: McCain Dodges Eggs and Watermelons in Letterman's Parking Lot

McCain Dodges Eggs and Watermelons in Letterman's Parking Lot

With hat in hand, John McCain returned to "The Late Show" hosted by David Letterman after ditching a scheduled appearance in favor of an interview with Katy Couric. McCain was expected to be apologetic upon his arrival and at the mercy of the host,...

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Funny story: McCain Invokes Joe The Watergate Plumber!

McCain Invokes Joe The Watergate Plumber!

Post Nixonian Republicans have run from the Watergate scandal the way moose flee a Palin hunting party. But not John McCain... the desperate soon to be ex-candidate actually enlisted one of the Watergate " plumbers " to illustrate his economic plan.

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Funny story: McCain Calls Kennedy Assasination: The Intervention in Dallas!

McCain Calls Kennedy Assasination: The Intervention in Dallas!

For years, conspiracy theorists have speculated that the Republican party was involved in the Kennedy assassination. Tonight before millions of viewers, John McCain in a senior moment let the murderous cat out of the body bag. He actually called...

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Funny story: McCain-Palin Dirty Tricks To Include Playing The Race Card! Here's Johnnie!

McCain-Palin Dirty Tricks To Include Playing The Race Card! Here's Johnnie!

Black Motha' News - Sources within the Baltimore, Maryland headquarters of the NAACP have been informed by concerned sources within the Democratic Party/Presidential-Vice Presidential Team that on October 31 in the midst of Halloween distractions, th...

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Funny story: McCain Changes Name to McCane in Bid for Elderly Voter Support

McCain Changes Name to McCane in Bid for Elderly Voter Support

Sun City, Arizona - In a desperate bid to prop up his ailing presidential campaign, Senator John McCain has changed his name to McCane. The name change follows a similar one by the Obama camp to remove Hussein as his middle name. According to Ral...

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Funny story: Obama Claims that Willie Horton Endorses McCain - Palin

Obama Claims that Willie Horton Endorses McCain - Palin

A prisoner in a Federal penitentiary near Boston, William Horton, was granted a furlough by the US prison authorities. Mr Horton then went on a violent crime spree of horrendous proportions. Democratic Governor Dukakis of Massachusetts who had no...

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Funny story: McCain and Palin Stand in White House Portico with Axe Handles

McCain and Palin Stand in White House Portico with Axe Handles

John McCain and Sarah Palin claim to have reduced their rabble rousing of the Republican racist refuse. That is until their appearance in the White House Portico today axe handles in hand. In a frightening flashback to the days of southern opposi...

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Funny story: Final Presidential Debate Focuses on Economic Reform

Final Presidential Debate Focuses on Economic Reform

Last night's debate between Presidential candidates, Barrack Obama and John McCain, heavily focused on their vision for helping the nation out of economic trouble. Barrack Obama pledged to only raise taxes for those Americans making more than $...

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Funny story: Cindy McCain To Pose Nude

Cindy McCain To Pose Nude

CASA GRANDE, Arizona - Several months ago Cindy McCain received a call from Hugh Hefner telling her that he was going to be putting out a brand new men's magazine. He told her that it would be just like his original magazine, with the exception that...

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Funny story: Will a Turkey Win the Election?

Will a Turkey Win the Election?

According to an unidentified military source, presidential hopeful John McCain may be planning to step up efforts to raise the specter of terrorism in a last-ditch attempt to distract the public from the economic fiasco and his running-mate's plummet...

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Funny story: McCain Claims: I'm That Troubled One to Lead a Troubled Nation!

McCain Claims: I'm That Troubled One to Lead a Troubled Nation!

Washington had whalebone teeth. Lincoln suffered from depression. Grant was often drunker than W in the frat days. Arthur was ginormous and Roosevelt was in a wheelchair and had a really homely wife which is why he gave so much dictation to his secretary, but that's a spoof for another time. Truman blew up cities. Eisenhower was boring. Kennedy watched too many movie starlets and Nixon was a crook...

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Funny story: McCain: Having Survived Torture Key Issue In 2008

McCain: Having Survived Torture Key Issue In 2008

At a campaign dinner in Virginia Beach, Virginia, republican presidential candidate John McCain identified "having survived being tortured for over five years," as THE key issue in the upcoming November presidential election. "Look at my opponent...

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Funny story: McCain and Palin Poll Surge

McCain and Palin Poll Surge

John McCain and Sarah Palin's popularity have surged in recent weeks when news of their previous exploits emerged. Whilst visiting his wife at her office in LA, McCain became embroiled in a terrorist plot. The terrorists were holding the employees...

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Funny story: The Exciting Adventures of UBERDOG! Part-2

The Exciting Adventures of UBERDOG! Part-2

Überdog awoke. It was quiet up in his Basket of Solitude up at the North Pole, the axis of Earth's rotation-Überdog had recently lubricated the Pole and now Earth rotated silently again. He had to sleep wearing eye covers, however, because he hadn't figured out yet how to put out those annoying Northern Lights caused by the continual partying in Alaska ever since The Arctic Cat got hitched to Üb...

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Funny story: McCain denies Obama is an Arab: "He's decent!"

McCain denies Obama is an Arab: "He's decent!"

John McCain seems to have more than his share of hoof in mouth disease lately. He addressed his campaign rally supporters as "My fellow prisoners". (Though that may have been just commentary on this American life in the final days of worst US pre...

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Funny story: Three Most Unmentionable Subjects become One in 2008

Three Most Unmentionable Subjects become One in 2008

Everyone knows that the three most unmentionable subjects are politics, religion, and sex. But with new figures at hand, The Judge is eager to report the latest findings on the subject. In 2008, the latest polls clearly show politics, religion, an...

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