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Funny story: Robert Pattinson Is Tired Of Twilight

Robert Pattinson Is Tired Of Twilight

Twilight franchise star Robert Pattinson continues to sweep all before him when it comes to being a top star and even topper sex symbol. You would think he would be cock-a-hoop. But Robert Pattinson is not completely cock-a-hoop. It's unlikely Rob...

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Funny story: The Latin Babes Feud Between Penelope Cruz and Eva Longoria Is Getting Very Nasty

The Latin Babes Feud Between Penelope Cruz and Eva Longoria Is Getting Very Nasty

HOLLYWOOD - Well it appears that the nicey-nicey relationship between Latina beauties Penelope Cruz and Eva Longoria has exploded and the two "Muchachas" have taken off the gloves. And what has caused the two actresses to start their badmouthing f...

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Funny story: Colonel Moammar Gadhafi Has Agreed To Make A Guest Appearance On "The Vampire Dairies"

Colonel Moammar Gadhafi Has Agreed To Make A Guest Appearance On "The Vampire Dairies"

TRIPOLI, Libya - A spokeswoman for The Vampire Diaries has announced that the rumor about Libya's Colonel Moammar Gadhafi, 68, making an appearance on the Nina Dobrev - Ian Somerhalder show are in fact true. Loretta L. Luftnagle did in fact confir...

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Funny story: Rooney And Cole Set For Hollywood Stardom

Rooney And Cole Set For Hollywood Stardom

Breaking News from the Film & Entertainment world and it has just been confirmed that Guy Ritchie and Vinnie Jones are to team up and direct and produce the popular 80's crime series 'Miami Vice' as a blockbuster film. In the role made famous...

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Funny story: The Academy Awards: Kirk Douglas Announcing The Winner of The Best Supporting Actress Award Marks The First Time The Orchestra Actually Had To Play The "Hurry Up And Finish" Music

The Academy Awards: Kirk Douglas Announcing The Winner of The Best Supporting Actress Award Marks The First Time The Orchestra Actually Had To Play The "Hurry Up And Finish" Music

HOLLYWOOD - One of Hollywood's legends, Kirk Douglas, who during his career made close to 3,000 movies, was on hand at The 83rd Annual Academy Award Show. Douglas presented the award for Best Supporting Actress. But it was not in the usual...and t...

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Funny story: Natalie Portman Wins The Best Actress Award For The "Black Swan" And Immediately Calls Off Her Upcoming Marriage

Natalie Portman Wins The Best Actress Award For The "Black Swan" And Immediately Calls Off Her Upcoming Marriage

HOLLYWOOD - Natalie Portman is quite aware of 'The Curse of The Best Actress Academy Award Winners.' After winning the Best Actress Oscar at The 83rd Annual Academy Award Show, which took place in Hollywood's Kodak Theater, Portman, who won for h...

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Funny story: Colin Firth Wins The Academy Award For Best Actor And Announces He Will Give The 'Oscar' To Prince William and Kate Middleton As A Wedding Present

Colin Firth Wins The Academy Award For Best Actor And Announces He Will Give The 'Oscar' To Prince William and Kate Middleton As A Wedding Present

HOLLYWOOD - English actor Colin Firth and his Italian-born wife Livia Giuggioli had been wondering what to get Prince William and Kate Middleton as a wedding gift. Well at about 8:30 p.m. (Pacific Standard Time) on Sunday, February 27, at The 83r...

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Funny story: Oscar Winner Colin Firth's Hotel Room Tagged By Banksy

Oscar Winner Colin Firth's Hotel Room Tagged By Banksy

It was all good a couple of hours ago for Brit actor Colin Firth, as he collected the Oscar for Best Actor in The King's Speech and went on to a proper Hollywood knees up with Billy Crystal and a holographic projection of the late and greatly lamente...

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Funny story: Wooden Teeth To Make Comeback

Wooden Teeth To Make Comeback

Top Hollywood dentist Dr. Denver Colorado II has hailed his new technique as a 'genius breakthrough' for all his up and coming Hollywood actors.Denver takes up the story. 'It all started with my Father,Denver The 1st who invented Wooden Teeth for the likes of Walt Disney back in the early days of Hollywood. Walt was fed up with always brushing his teeth so Dad came up with the wooden teeth idea...

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Funny story: Judge to Lohan: You Need a New Guardian - Rosie O'Donnell Makes Adoption Offer!

Judge to Lohan: You Need a New Guardian - Rosie O'Donnell Makes Adoption Offer!

In what appears to be a match made in, well, let's call it heaven for lack of a better place, Rosie O'Donnell has offered to adopt and mentor troubled star Lindsay Lohan after the Judge in her latest trial has told her she needs to get a new guardian...

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Funny story: Hollywood Interest in Solar Storms

Hollywood Interest in Solar Storms

Several Hollywood Directors are trying to persuade Britain's Chief Scientific Adviser, Sir John Beddington, to leave his post and join them in organising the blockbuster to beat all block busters. This follows Sir John's address to the Association...

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Funny story: Christian Bale's Ego, Too Big For Christian Bale, Doctors' Warn

Christian Bale's Ego, Too Big For Christian Bale, Doctors' Warn

Anxious scenes tonight, as a team of surgeons try to separate Christian Bale from his own overinflated ego. The controversial procedure, known as a Twatendectomy, is only performed in the most severe of cases, when all other interventions have failed...

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Funny story: Hollywood execs admit blunder over mix up with Danny and Frankie Boyle

Hollywood execs admit blunder over mix up with Danny and Frankie Boyle

Hollywood executives have today admitted their blunder in hiring the wrong Mr Boyle to direct one of their blockbuster movies! The error occurred last year when they made the trip to the UK to meet Mr Boyle to discuss his interest in directing a mov...

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Funny story: Ricky Gervais Signs On To Host The 2012 Golden Globe Awards

Ricky Gervais Signs On To Host The 2012 Golden Globe Awards

HOLLYWOOD - Ricky Gervais who was a hit as the host of the recent 2011 Golden Globe Awards has just announced that he has already been approached about being the host for the 2012 Golden Globe Awards. Gervais who has been described as having a raz...

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Funny story: Hollywood Promise For Katie Price

Hollywood Promise For Katie Price

Shrinking violet Jordan, or Katie Price when she wants to be taken seriously, has just announced she is well on the way to becoming a Hollywood actress. Speaking from the opening of an envelope in Covent Garden Katie said, 'I've been sent hun...

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Funny story: Wally For Hollywood

Wally For Hollywood

Exclusive Film News in today from Hollywood where Stephen Spielberg has finally agreed to make 'Where's Wally?' Based on the popular puzzle idea where people spend ages wasting their time trying to find a bespectacled loser, then pointing and shou...

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Funny story: Hairapy Sweeps the US

Hairapy Sweeps the US

A new shopping complex has opened up in Hollywood's Bel Air. But it is no ordinary shopping mall. It is run entirely by nurses and trained professionals in psychology and psychotherapy. It covers ten acres, is four stories high and houses many shops,...

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