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Funny story: Third Secret of Fatima: 'A miracle that no-one's been busted yet' gets JP1 saintly gong

Third Secret of Fatima: 'A miracle that no-one's been busted yet' gets JP1 saintly gong

Vatican City - (Associated Mess): The apocalyptical Third Secret of Fatima came tantalisingly close to fulfillment yesterday with the announcement that Pope JP1 will be canonised because the prophecy's prediction that Nazis in the Curia will '...

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Funny story: Somme like it hot

Somme like it hot

London - (Associated Mess): A Ministry of Defence spokesman confirmed this morning that known relatives of Adolf Hitler and Joseph Stalin who have made stellar careers from impersonating members of the British royal family will be representing the U...

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Funny story: David Irving: "Hitler mowed my lawn for free!"

David Irving: "Hitler mowed my lawn for free!"

The controversial 'revisionist' historian, Gruppenfuhrer David Irving, has added fuel to his personal pyre by claiming to be a 'beneficient philanthropist' who would 'do anything for anyone'. "Once, when I spilt mustard o...

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Funny story: Food Allergens A Hoax

Food Allergens A Hoax

A shocking report released yesterday by controversial nutritionalist, Professor Sol T. MacAdamias, claims that food allergens are a hoax, like Piltdown Man and Hitler's Diaries.

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Funny story: Hitler's dentist describes Adolf's final days

Hitler's dentist describes Adolf's final days

SUMMERVILLE, N.J. -- Adolf Hitler was a shivering, boney, weakened man who sang to himself in the days before his suicide in 1945, according to a newly published account of Adolf's dentist, Emil Brustermeister, who cared for Adolf's mouth as Allied f...

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Funny story: Hitler's Sensitive Side Revealed

Hitler's Sensitive Side Revealed

New evidence has revealed things about Adolf Hitler that we never new before. Long have we known that Hitler was a vegetarian as he couldn't bear to eat a living creature, but did you know that every week Hitler would give half the money he got from...

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Funny story: Britain Acquires Hitler's Bunker

Britain Acquires Hitler's Bunker

New Labour, as part of it's preperation for what is thought to be an inevitable attack by Islamic militants, have acquired the bunker used by Adolf Hitler in World War II. The bunker, still in mint condition has been sited in an "appropriate...

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Funny story: Humane Treatment for Hitler's Offspring?

Humane Treatment for Hitler's Offspring?

Hitler's putative offspring liked to talk about destroying anencephalic infants. They claimed that beings like the anencephalic are useless. They believed that such infants should be allowed to die, unlike the medical society in this country which believes in providing warmth and ventilation until such infants expire naturally. Sure, the young Hitler’s had the influence of Herr Fuh...

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Funny story: Hitler poised to become new Chelsea boss

Hitler poised to become new Chelsea boss

EX NAZI boss Adolf Hitler is to be sensationally named as the new Chelsea manager within the next week.

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Funny story: Crazy Hitler Lawn Service

Crazy Hitler Lawn Service

Do you come home from a long hard week just dreading having to cut the grass. Does your yard resemble the salad bar at a cheap steak restaurant?...

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Funny story: Cat alleged to have Hitler's soul

Cat alleged to have Hitler's soul

Bremem, Germany-A cat belonging to Hess Guelfer is believed to posses the soul of Nazi felon Adolf Hitler. Suspicions began when the cat selectively attacked Jews near the community.

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Funny story: Hollywood Considers Special Award For Hitler

Hollywood Considers Special Award For Hitler

HOLLYWOOD, California: In a move that has created considerable controversy in the short time since it was suggested, Hollywood Producers have asked the Motion Picture Academy to consider awarding a special Posthumous Achievement Award to Adolf Hitle...

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Funny story: Brazilian Judge awarded prize from Hitler Commemoration Institute

Brazilian Judge awarded prize from Hitler Commemoration Institute

Julier Sebastiao da Silva, the Brazilian Federal judge who contended that fingerprinting of particular foreigners travelling by air into the United States recalled the "worst horrors committed by the Nazis," was awarded the 2003 'Errine...

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Funny story: Hitler ad compares MoveOn.org to Bush

Hitler ad compares MoveOn.org to Bush

A shocking and strongly worded advertisement placed in The New York Times and signed by "A. Hitler" has compared MoveOn.org to President Bush. All sides are now offended.

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Funny story: Bush Vows to Find Hitler

Bush Vows to Find Hitler

President Bush stated in a press conference today that Adolf Hitler, the head of the Nazi party, is still at large, but the US military is "making progress" in pinpointing him.

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