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Funny story: Harry Potter was originally porn fiction

Harry Potter was originally porn fiction

J.K. Rowling has admitted that the Harry Potter books were originally meant to be porno books for adults.

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Funny story: Harold Bloom Melts Down in Front of Bewildered Harry Potter Crowd

Harold Bloom Melts Down in Front of Bewildered Harry Potter Crowd

According to witnesses, prominent literary and cultural critic Harold Bloom "snapped like a dry branch," in front of a New York bookstore, where legions of Harry Potter fans have been queueing up to purchase the latest Potter novel, Harry P...

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Funny story: Dumbledore and Gandalf brawl at the senior citizens center

Dumbledore and Gandalf brawl at the senior citizens center

What began as a simple game of wizarding chess turned out to be the greatest wizarding duel the Magically Fragile Senior Citizens Center had ever seen. Albus Dumbledore and Gandalf the very Grey (as nicknamed by his friends in the center due to his a...

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Funny story: JK Rowling 'Carries On Writing Books' Shock

JK Rowling 'Carries On Writing Books' Shock

Juvenile Korner, or JK, Rowling, the authoress of the now-defunct Harry Potter children's series of books, has said she is already back at work penning two new works as she bids to leave the days of Hogwa...

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Funny story: New Bible uncovered - could outsell Harry Potter

New Bible uncovered - could outsell Harry Potter

A church jumble sale revealed a first edition copy of the bible, it was discovered today.

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Funny story: J.K. Rowling's 'Deathly Hallows' breaks all records, selling 8 million copies while last tree in Amazon forest is cut down; flooding in Central England ensues

J.K. Rowling's 'Deathly Hallows' breaks all records, selling 8 million copies while last tree in Amazon forest is cut down; flooding in Central England ensues

Buenos Aires, Brazil - Late last Saturday night, Harry Potter fans turned mob rule, rushed into the Amazon rainforest cutting down every tree in sight, after bookstore owner, Juan Miguel-Sanchez, said he ran out of copies of the book, 'The Deathl...

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Funny story: Rowling: "The Printed Harry Potter 7's A Fake"

Rowling: "The Printed Harry Potter 7's A Fake"

LONDON --- Popular fiction writer J.K. Rowling, known for her epic "Harry Potter" series, admitted in a press conference today that the printed version of the seventh and final in the series, Harry Potter and the Deathly Hallows, w...

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Funny story: Harry Potter Crisis Hotline gets badly needed assistance from Dr. Kevorkian

Harry Potter Crisis Hotline gets badly needed assistance from Dr. Kevorkian

London, England - The Harry Potter Crisis Hotline is setup to take calls from fans, many whom are emotionally ill-equip to handle the conclusion of the series, let alone the rumored loss major charters in J.K. Rowling's final installation, "...

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Funny story: World's Most Important Event - Harry Potter's Last Book

World's Most Important Event - Harry Potter's Last Book

CCN (Crazy Cal News) - Earth - A Harry Potter artifact was found just as J. K. Rowling's last Harry Potter book has rolled off the shelf, proving that Harry Potter was a real sorcerer. Ms. Rowling has cautioned everyone not to read the last chap...

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Funny story: Harry Potter Ripped Me Off Says Mr Mop

Harry Potter Ripped Me Off Says Mr Mop

Those copyright lawyers are rubbing their hands with glee as today sees what could be the biggest book battle ever.

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Funny story: Winner Announced In Harry Potter Look-Alike Contest

Winner Announced In Harry Potter Look-Alike Contest

July 20th saw Harry Potter Look Alike-Contest take place in every Barnes and Noble, Borders, Hastings, and every other major book store/retailer in the U.S., Canada, and the United Kingdom. Pictures from those contest winners were all e-mailed to J.

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Funny story: Harry Potter Ending Revealed By Hackers

Harry Potter Ending Revealed By Hackers

Hackers who broke into J.K. Rowling's laptop posted copies of the final pages of Rowling's new Harry Potter and the Deathly Hallows book. In the book's ending a prominent character is killed, namely ... oh, wait ... if I tell you...

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Funny story: Harry Potter related to Emily Rose

Harry Potter related to Emily Rose

Some critics...well mostly me...ok only me say that there are certain relations between HPOOTP (Ootp that is so funny I shit myself everytime I hear that...oh crap well that's what's in my pants right now) between Harry Potter Five and the Exorcism of Emily Rose the scene in Harry Potter Five where Harry Potter (Pothead) is possed by he who smells (Barry Trotter Series by Michael Gerber) a...

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Funny story: Harry Potter committs suicide in final chapter of last book

Harry Potter committs suicide in final chapter of last book

London - (Rioters): Sources close to publisher Bloomsbury have conceded today that the rumor that children's storybook hero Harry Potter commits suicide in the final paragraph of the seventh book "The Deathly Shallows" is true.

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Funny story: Harry Potter books "copied from Grange Hill"

Harry Potter books "copied from Grange Hill"

Writer and celebrity hoodwinker J.K. Rowling finally admitted what everyone has long suspected, that the Harry Potter books are really copied from storylines in 70s and 80s television series Grange Hill.

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Funny story: Find a Harry Potter and the Deathly Hallows Book Preview Party Near You!

Find a Harry Potter and the Deathly Hallows Book Preview Party Near You!

Harry Potter and the Deathly Hallows preview parties are planned to begin at midnight in thousands of bookstores around the world. During these parties, copies of the new book will be sold to those in attendance and everyone will quickly sit and rea...

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Funny story: 'Darker' Potter drug orgy scene set to shock parents

'Darker' Potter drug orgy scene set to shock parents

The eighteenth instalment of JK Rowling's Harry Potter series will shock it's young fans critics are warning. Harry Potter and the Elixir of Rave will show teen heart-throb Daniel Radcliffe's character 'up to his pimply neck in high quality drugs...

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