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Funny story: Eiffel Tower renamed

Eiffel Tower renamed

It has just been reported, that a Taco chain has just bought up rights to the Eiffel Tower in Paris, France and are preparing to renovate it to resemble a large taco. The people of this beautiful,romantic city are in tears and standing around wrin...

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Funny story: Crisis In Monaco Over Pronunciation Issue

Crisis In Monaco Over Pronunciation Issue

There was trouble in the south western European Principality of Monaco tonight, when thousands of people took to the streets demanding to know exactly how the country's name should be pronounced. Monaco, in French La Principauté de Monaco, has alw...

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Funny story: France Adopts A Brand New Flag

France Adopts A Brand New Flag

PARIS - The French government realizing that they have to get with the program and become politically correct has decided to replace their country's traditional flag with one that is much more appropriate and in keeping with the modern day French att...

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Funny story: The real lyrics of the French national anthem released today

The real lyrics of the French national anthem released today

Here are the original lyrics to the national anthem of France, 'La Mayonnaise': 'Come children surrender to the Fatherland The day of glory's yet to come Collaborating with the Nazis Losing to England once again Do you hear all round the countryside The sound of the brave Maqis? Ten brave Frenchmen and their dog What a feeble country! Surrender, while the Brits fight! Drink wine, w...

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Funny story: Republic Of Ireland Threaten To Withdraw From World Cup

Republic Of Ireland Threaten To Withdraw From World Cup

Injustice in football is a terrible thing, and it can prove very costly, but the Irish FA have thrown caution to the wind this afternoon in an official statement regarding the injustice served upon them by referee Martin Hansson in last week's World...

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Funny story: Ireland to declare war on France

Ireland to declare war on France

The Irish Government is today,EU rules permitting,expected to declare war on France.It will be a wildly popular move amongst a financially, emotionally and psychologically traumatized Irish people. The road to war has been inevitable since Wednesd...

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Funny story: Thief'ry Hand'ry: "France 'accidently' qualified for the 2010 World Cup Finals!"

Thief'ry Hand'ry: "France 'accidently' qualified for the 2010 World Cup Finals!"

Stade De France: France 1-1 Rep. of Ireland. Thief'ry Hand'ry handles the ball twice before laying the ball off to William Gallas to put into the net, and give France an all important match equaliser and aggregate lead minutes from the end of extra-...

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Funny story: French arrogance hits all time low as they admit Tokyo is planet's best place to eat, yumm, yumm!

French arrogance hits all time low as they admit Tokyo is planet's best place to eat, yumm, yumm!

The French renowned for their arrogance have now received the ultimate insult, Tokyo is the best place on the planet to eat and Paris stinks literally, it's the sewers you know! Actually, French arrogance has received several blows lately: Ex-p...

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Funny story: French world record breaking Tirimisu: Italy pissed off

French world record breaking Tirimisu: Italy pissed off

Tensions are wearing thin as Italy accuses France of the heinous crime of 'Theft of record breaking dessert'. Italy claims the French conducted a secret mission to steal the tasty dessert to pass off as their own. France was then awarded the World...

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Funny story: French birth rate boost: Aphrodisiac bread and V.A.T. on condoms

French birth rate boost: Aphrodisiac bread and V.A.T. on condoms

French M.P.s, worried that France has become a nation of old people, have voted two measures to boost the nation's birth rate. One measure is that the French baguette is to be enhanced with an aphrodisiac substance, while V.A.T. is to be slapped o...

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Funny story: France follow Kenya and clear out their slum in Calais full up with, well, crap

France follow Kenya and clear out their slum in Calais full up with, well, crap

France has followed a Kenyan initiative and agreed to clear out its major slum in Calais (appropriately known as "the Jungle!"), filled with vermin, rubbish, crap, (and that's just the illegals!) dried up turds and pools of stenching piss, etc! Fo...

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Funny story: Venezuelan Troops Invade France

Venezuelan Troops Invade France

PARIS, France - The French National News Agency Ooh La La has reported that Venezuelan troops have landed in the English Channel town of Barfleur and have captured the city without firing a single shot. The Venezuelan troops are led by General Cor...

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Funny story: France Declares War on US...Immediately Surrenders...Requests US Aid to Rebuild Shattered Economy

France Declares War on US...Immediately Surrenders...Requests US Aid to Rebuild Shattered Economy

France declared war upon the United States, Wednesday, surrendered unconditionally, and requested US financial aid to rebuild its devastated economy-all within ninety seconds. A humbled Sarkosky signed the instrument of surrender before United Natio...

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Funny story: Nicolas Sarkozy Identified As Source Of Swine Flu

Nicolas Sarkozy Identified As Source Of Swine Flu

French President Nicolas Sarkozy has been identified as the source of Swine Flu in France after he was taken ill whilst out jogging in Paris today. The 54-year-old pig was running around the Chateau of Versailles, when he started to have convulsio...

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Funny story: French President, Sarkozy, Hospitalized with Erection Lasting Over 4-hours

French President, Sarkozy, Hospitalized with Erection Lasting Over 4-hours

Paris, France - French President, Nicolas Sarkozy, collapsed while jogging today. Reports are that it was shortly after he and his wife Carla Bruni-Sarkozy had a lover's quarrel over lovemaking. Sarkozy disclosed to his attending physician at the hos...

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Funny story: "Nuke the French" replaces "The Star Spangled Banner" as US National Anthem

"Nuke the French" replaces "The Star Spangled Banner" as US National Anthem

In a move that surprised no one, a joint session of the US House and Senate today approved dropping the Star Spangled Banner as the National Anthem and replacing it with Nuke the French, a song written by Frank E. Jordan, Poet Laureate of West Virgin...

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Funny story: Statue of Liberty - France demands its return

Statue of Liberty - France demands its return

France has demanded the return of the Statue of Liberty. The Statue has spent nearly one hundred and thirty years welcoming visitors, immigrants and folks returning home. But France says that the statue bestows an iconic status for the fundamental ri...

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