Mark Zuckerberg has come out fighting against the persistent rumours and allegations that he is in fact a Geek. The rumours have been flying around the net, following the release of 'The Social Network', a Hollywood dramatization of Facebook foun...
Neptune, NJ--Rev. Cedric Miller claimed that God told him in a dream that people shouldn't use Facebook, because it leads to too much gossip and unforgivable sins, such as married people hocking up with their ex's. Rev. Miller is the pastor and l...
The 16-year-old daughter of Sarah Palin, the 2008 Republican nominee for Vice-President and guaran-f--king-teed 2012 Tea Party candidate for President, has been diagnosed with a mild form of mental retardation after doctors analyzed her recent homoph...
London - (Reuterus & Sorry Ass Mess): Their five and a half years of shambolic wedlock had been spun as the bedrock of heterosexual bliss. That mythology was shattered today as disgusted royal humbug debunkers left their comments on the royal...
Diplomatic tension between Britain and France has increased after it was revealed that Nicolas Sarcozy, the President of France has declined Queen Elizabeth's friend request on Facebook. Elizabeth the Second, or Lizzy2 as she is known on Facebook...
Amidst reports that the Queen is using Facebook, Satirical Writer Queen Mudder recently revealed she's been using it for seven years. Top writer Mudder was annoyed that the news was only just coming out, revealing "That bloody hypocrite's lying. I...
The Queen of England will be using Facebook, as of Monday. The Queen will start a marathon 24 hour Facebook fest accepting requests from the general public. Her first moves? Continuously poking David Cameron until he gives her a new corgi. The Que...
Cyberspace - (The Final Affroniere): Struggling hasbeen and octogenarian self-publicist to the Illuminati Elizabeth Vagina has cracked. The lure of social nitworking site Faecesbook has finally grasped her in its clutches - for a reported $5 milli...
Despite plentiful warnings from internet and security experts, Facebook users continue to post and share detailed personal information, which is available to 500 million users, seemingly without any awareness of the consequences this may have for the...
In an effort to save money, five cash-strapped states have temporarily shut down all their voting precincts, opting instead to allow voters to decide elections through Facebook. Between now and election day in November, voters in Californi...
Following a successful deal with Skype, Facebook are now aiming to move into the next dimension: Virtual Reality. Users can now experience further time-wasting in a new dimension. Converse with your friends in a virtual chatroom: and watch as peop...
Few people realise that Emma Watson, better known as Hermione Granger from Harry Potter, and Rob Pattinson, better known as the blood sucking hearthrob from Twilight, actually went to school together, the Tower House school in London. Both Watson...
(October 15, 2010 -- Palo Alto, CA) …Amidst a rampant increase in reports focused on America's bullying problem, the social networking powerhouse decided to unveil a revolutionary new feature that Facebook claims will revolutionize an industry in de...
In local news, an old man has befuddled the local library by requesting a book about face, "I have been reading about it a lot in the paper recently" said the perplexed pensioner "I don't really know what a face book is, but what with that new film o...
High seas pirates tired of battling high seas and all those US and French Naval ships have decided to become landlubbers again and do what their fellow continental Nigerians are doing, scamming people from solid ground. They've opened a new operat...
The Facebook Movie, which is currently being made in America, is missing several relevant plot points, according to movie critics. Our expert, Jake Povah, watched 90 minutes of the film before throwing up into his popcorn out of disgust. Coming ou...
in 1923, The US Government's Bureau of Prohibition sought to have Bell Telephone suspend the telephone privileges of those who were heard on party lines discussing the repeal of Prohibition. "Thank Goodness that worked," said a Bureau Agent at th...
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