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Funny story: Pope's Position On Condoms Still Not Clear

Pope's Position On Condoms Still Not Clear

Despite being welcomed as a step in the right direction, the Pope's relaxation of the Roman Catholic church's total ban on contraceptives has still left questions unanswered. Last week, Pope Benedict, surprised observers world-wide by suggesting t...

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Funny story: Charlie Sheen Threatens Suit over Pix of his 2 1/2" Winkie!

Charlie Sheen Threatens Suit over Pix of his 2 1/2" Winkie!

Embattled star of TV's popular sitcom, "Two & a Half Men", Charlie Sheen, says he's been forced to sue after his hired date threatened to reveal pictures of his Teeny Weenie taken over dessert in his hotel suite. An attorney for Sheen says t...

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Funny story: NHS Reforms Spark Revolution In Leafy West London

NHS Reforms Spark Revolution In Leafy West London

Riot police are preparing for a running battle with angry residents in the leafy west London suburb of Chiswick. Patients at Chiswick Health Centre are angry at changes to the National Health service proposed by Health Secretary Andrew Lansley.

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Funny story: Get In: Drugs Mule Detained At Heathrow

Get In: Drugs Mule Detained At Heathrow

A drugs mule was detained in Heathrow this morning, moments before boarding an aeroplane to the USA. The mule, Dean, an ex Brighton donkey, was caught carrying over 40 kilos of cocaine in two panniers strapped across his back. Airport staff bec...

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Funny story: Oxygen more harmful than crack, says former drugs adviser

Oxygen more harmful than crack, says former drugs adviser

Oxygen is more harmful than crack cocaine when used from an early age, according to a study in the Glancet. The report was authored by Professor Arthur Tuttykins, a former drugs adviser to the government who was sacked in 2007 for reporting findin...

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Funny story: Drugs are far healthier than booze claim "Junkies Anonymous"!

Drugs are far healthier than booze claim "Junkies Anonymous"!

"Junkies Anonymous" formed by a group of ex-heroin, crack and cocaine addicts claim that their particular habit is much healthier than boozing themselves to death with guess what, booze! AA, Alcoholics Anonymous, also claim that taking drugs is fa...

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Funny story: Drug rules 'Potty' says Professor

Drug rules 'Potty' says Professor

An article in the 'Lancet' has reported the findings of a drugs study which delares alcohol is more of a danger to the public that Cannabis and Ecstasy. Your idefatigible reporter inmthe local pib has been interviewing regulars. 'Whatt a load o...

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Funny story: Lindsay Lohan Released From Rehab, Already Stoned.

Lindsay Lohan Released From Rehab, Already Stoned.

Lindsay Lohan, released today in preparation for tomorrow's court appearance, is already stoned off her ass, claims paparazzi waiting to photograph her and sell the images to Inside Edition for $500 a pop. Dear Lindsay Lohan: Stay clean and enjoy...

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Funny story: Mexican Bud Will Cost $350 an Ounce After Authorities Seize 105 tons

Mexican Bud Will Cost $350 an Ounce After Authorities Seize 105 tons

A--hole policia in the Mexican border city of Tijuana, who should be shooting illegals launching themselves over the border, or arresting the 245,409 tranny hookers who roam the streets -- not that they can't, you know, suck-- have instead seized 105...

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Funny story: Nigerian Athlete Passes Drugs Test

Nigerian Athlete Passes Drugs Test

There was more controversy at the Commonwealth Games in Delhi earlier today when a Nigerian athlete was given the all-clear after a drugs test. This came after earlier news that Nigeria's 400m relay runner Folashade Abugan had failed a drugs test.

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Funny story: TLC to Air This Old Crack House Hoarder Bridezilla Special

TLC to Air This Old Crack House Hoarder Bridezilla Special

The Learning Channel keeps coming up with bigger and better ideas to try and garner the lion's share of ratings in the reality television business. With Bravo shows such as the wildly famous "Real Housewives" series and "Chef" series, it is getting i...

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Funny story: UK Government to ban bananas?

UK Government to ban bananas?

News is emerging from 10 Downing Street that bananas are about to join the ever growing banned substances list, and not just because they already have 'ban' in their name. It turns out that the stringy bits that are normally discarded on account o...

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Funny story: Drug Mule "Deep Ass" To Give Evidence In Court

Drug Mule "Deep Ass" To Give Evidence In Court

Finally some direct evidence on the Mexican Drug Cartel will be given by "Henrietta" in a court in Arizona this morning. Henrietta is a direct descendant of "Francis The Talking Mule" and is one of only three talking mules left in the world. "I'l...

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Funny story: Obama Credits Open Border Policy for Reducing Debt as 58 M Denied Cost of Living Allowance Increase!

Obama Credits Open Border Policy for Reducing Debt as 58 M Denied Cost of Living Allowance Increase!

Vowing to take charge of the faltering economy after 20 months in office, and just 3 weeks before Obamanomics is expected to be repudiated in the mid term elections, Obama took credit for denying millions of retired Americans a Cost of Living Allowa...

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Funny story: Lindsay Lohan Drug Dealer Caught Filing for Government Assistance

Lindsay Lohan Drug Dealer Caught Filing for Government Assistance

The fallout from Lindsay Lohan's relapse, recapture and rehab, a new twist on the three R's, has put quite a few people out of work. None more so than her own private Idaho drug dealer, who was so busy just supplying Li-Lo and her entourage with qual...

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Funny story: Shocking! New-York Based Roast Comedian Dead After... Wait for it... A Drug Overdose.

Shocking! New-York Based Roast Comedian Dead After... Wait for it... A Drug Overdose.

Prescription-drug dealers throughout Queens County, NY are in shock over the death of a local roast-based comedian, after the funnyman died from a drug overdose. The comedian died today --sources report he was in his mid-forties-- just a few da...

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Funny story: Mexico's Most Powerful Drug Cartel, In Order To Show That It's Not So Bad, Vows To Ban Bullfighting In Mexico

Mexico's Most Powerful Drug Cartel, In Order To Show That It's Not So Bad, Vows To Ban Bullfighting In Mexico

TULUM, Mexico - Nestled just outside of the ancient Mayan village of Tulum is Casa Buckingham, the exquisite fortress like headquarters of one of Mexico' top drug cartels, The Green Guacamole Drug Cartel of the state of Yucatan. The castle-like en...

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