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Funny story: American Bald Eagle Snatches Up, Eats Glenn Beck's Dachshund

American Bald Eagle Snatches Up, Eats Glenn Beck's Dachshund

NEW CANAAN, Connecticut -- Glenn Beck never thought twice about the safety of little Adolph when he let him outside to poop in the back yard of their home in one of the most affluent, safe and secure communities in America. Now, his overweight 8-m...

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Funny story: Bill Bailey's dog tweets

Bill Bailey's dog tweets

It's true; I swear on all that is currently visiting the UK from Vatican City. You heard it here first. That's right, Bill Bailey's doggy TWEETS! And I'm not enunciating like Jonathan Ross either and just to prove it, I didn't spell his last name 'Woss', which is just cheap and demeaning to both Jonathan and me as a respected journalist. What I am doing however is making a humorous play on wor...

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Funny story: Geneticists develop puppy without poo

Geneticists develop puppy without poo

Most people agree that a bouncing and blundering puppy is about as cute as animals gets - except for the smelly downside - number twos. For their size, puppies burn an inordinate amount of energy - spending most of the day chewing anything with co...

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Funny story: Now we can understand what dogs are saying

Now we can understand what dogs are saying

Using technology to help the infirm control wheelchairs, computers and air conditioning, scientists in Hog Jaw, Arkansas, have developed a cap for dogs that allows their owners to understand what the barks mean. "I got fed up checking to see if a...

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Funny story: Bo Obama, First Dog, Weds at the White House

Bo Obama, First Dog, Weds at the White House

The Rose Garden was the scene of the marriage yesterday of Bo Obama, a Portuguese Water Dog, to Abbie Gayle Turdblossom (pictured here), a Heinz 57 Dog from New Mexico. The bride will keep her name. The brides's namesake, Abigail Adams, came back...

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Funny story: John Boehner Admits He Hates Poor People, Babies and Puppies

John Boehner Admits He Hates Poor People, Babies and Puppies

WASHINGTON, DC - Bob Schieffer, host of CBS's "Face The Nation" was able to get his guest, US Minority House Leader John Boehner, to admit that he and all Republicans hate poor people, babies, puppies and everything else that is not related to the we...

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Funny story: Emma Watson Farted At By Family Puppy

Emma Watson Farted At By Family Puppy

Consternation in America today, as Harry Potter actress Emma Watson, who played Hermione in the Harry Potter movies was farted at by a cuddly family pet dog named Abbie Gayle. A visibly shaken Miss Watson, who was vacationeering and studying sand...

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Funny story: Local Chav gets bummed senseless by own pit bull

Local Chav gets bummed senseless by own pit bull

A 17 year old chav has told how he thought he was going to die during a horrific bumming that left him with an inability to walk straight, but has cleared his speech impediment right up. The boy, who would rather be referred to as a "man" but has...

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Funny story: Squirrel Holler County Community College Names Dog As Valedictorian

Squirrel Holler County Community College Names Dog As Valedictorian

Squirrel Holler County Community College, serving the greater Hog Jaw, Arkansas area, has just named a dog as the school valedictorian. This is the first time the school has named an animal to the position since Buttercup the horse got special points...

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Funny story: Rottweilers Savaged By Jack Russell

Rottweilers Savaged By Jack Russell

There were renewed calls for a further tightening of the Dangerous Dogs Act 1991 last night after two Rottweilers needed hospital treatment after being savagely attacked by a Jack Russell in a Dundee park. The Rottweilers, Gripper and Killer - the...

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Funny story: Puppy throwing and cat-binning most popular videos on U T**E!

Puppy throwing and cat-binning most popular videos on U T**E!

The latest crazes to hit our internet viewing screens called "Puppy Throwing" and "Cat Binning" are proving so popular that U T**E (who?) have decided to support these latest extreme sports. After the recent showing of how to "bin a pussy" reached...

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Funny story: Cat in bin - Puppies in river - Horse in stable...but for how long?

Cat in bin - Puppies in river - Horse in stable...but for how long?

The latest fashion of cruelly tormenting innocent animals continues to take the world by storm. After the instant celebrity enjoyed by Mary Bale, it seems that everyone wants a piece of the action. The Internet has become flooded with videos of wa...

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Funny story: Pet Fashion Week in NYC Turns Chaotic, Dogs Protest

Pet Fashion Week in NYC Turns Chaotic, Dogs Protest

The Metropolitan Pavilion in Manhattan was the scene of a protest yesterday as a group of dogs barked, ran around, and refused to continue to participate in the various activities of Pet Fashion Week. Disgusted owners, frustrated spectators, and furi...

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Funny story: Lassie Leaves Timmy Down The Well

Lassie Leaves Timmy Down The Well

Through an interpreter (the Dog Whisperer), Lassie has informed local police the she has no plans to tell them which well Timmy is in. The famous collie, who has saved the boy from caves, fires, storms, lions, wolves, bears, snakes, wells, collapsin...

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Funny story: Puppies: "A Threat to Our Way of Life" Says GOP

Puppies: "A Threat to Our Way of Life" Says GOP

Senator Mitch McConnell, minority leader of the US Senate, stated today on the Senate floor that "Puppies are a threat to our way of life. At the least, poor people, those on un-employment compensation and welfare recipients should not be allowed to...

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Funny story: Dog Looks Over Gate

Dog Looks Over Gate

There was uproar in the village this morning when the news got out that a dog was seen looking over a gate. The bizarre event became a major talking point amongst the residents of the quiet seaside area of Cockleshell Bay. What was he looking...

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Funny story: The Dog That Talked

The Dog That Talked

The Dog That Talked It really was a miracle I just stood and gawped Left paralysed and speechless When I met the dog that talked He asked me many questions For hours we just walked A scholar, statesman, acrobat He was the dog that talked Times were hard, I saw my chance, This novelty I hawked, Customers would queue for miles, To pat the dog that talked! After we were married,...

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