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Funny story: Hulk Hogan's Ex-Wife Linda, 50, To Wed Her Little Toy Boy Boyfriend Charlie "Peanuts" Hill

Hulk Hogan's Ex-Wife Linda, 50, To Wed Her Little Toy Boy Boyfriend Charlie "Peanuts" Hill

CLEARWATER, Florida - It is being reported that Terry Gene Bollea, better known as wrestler Hulk Hogan, is literally fit to be tied. It seems that the Hulkster has just been informed that his ex-wife, Linda has announced that she will be marrying...

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Funny story: Sherri Shepherd: Pictures of Hubby Having Sex Confused Me

Sherri Shepherd: Pictures of Hubby Having Sex Confused Me

Sherri Shepherd, the amorphous blob best known for firing bean farts into Star Jones' old chair on ABC's The View, announced in divorce court today that she found photos of her husband having sex with another woman. "At first, I didn't know what...

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Funny story: Guys From 117 Different Countries Are Lining Up To Date "The $750 Million Woman" Elin Nordegren!

Guys From 117 Different Countries Are Lining Up To Date "The $750 Million Woman" Elin Nordegren!

NEW YORK CITY - The soon-to-be rich ex-Mrs. Tiger Woods, Elin Nordegren has confessed to a very close friend that since the announcement that she would be receiving $750 million in her divorce settlement she has received over 13,900 date proposals fr...

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Funny story: Tiger Woods To Give Elin Nordegren a $750 Million Settlement But She Has To Promise To Keep Her Mouth Shut - "I Promise! I Promise! I Effen Promise!"

Tiger Woods To Give Elin Nordegren a $750 Million Settlement But She Has To Promise To Keep Her Mouth Shut - "I Promise! I Promise! I Effen Promise!"

ORLANDO - Elin Nordegren, aka Rich, Rich, Rich Bitch Elin Nordegren will be receiving the unbelievable sum of $750 million in a divorce settlement from her husband Tiger Woods, aka "The Dick With Feet." Nordegren said that she has one of the fines...

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Funny story: Mark Croft: I'll show Kerry Katona sex tapes to judge

Mark Croft: I'll show Kerry Katona sex tapes to judge

Ex-Atomic Kitten, and ex-face of Iceland, Kerry Katona pleaded with ex-husband, Mark Croft, not to show the world the naughty sex tapes that he made during their time together. The two are engaged in a bitter custody battle for their children, and...

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Funny story: It Is Now Official: Jesse James Is No Longer Mr. Sandra Bullock

It Is Now Official: Jesse James Is No Longer Mr. Sandra Bullock

AUSTIN - Sandra Bullock filed for a divorce from her husband, aka Jesse "The Shithead" James back in April and it is now official. Sandra said that "Old Ass-Wipe" is no longer Mr. Sandra Bullock, and she said that he can now go back to being Jesse...

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Funny story: Larry David: 'Here's an Inconvenient Truth, Gore Was Shagging my Ex!"

Larry David: 'Here's an Inconvenient Truth, Gore Was Shagging my Ex!"

So much for the remaining sugary myth of the ever perfect Al Gore and his College Sweetheart Tipper living in matrimonial bliss for 40 years. It turns out that for the last two years the noxious carbon footprint was unable to 'curb his enthusiasm'...

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Funny story: Las Vegas Oddsmakers Taking Book On Reasons For Al And Tipper Gore Divorce

Las Vegas Oddsmakers Taking Book On Reasons For Al And Tipper Gore Divorce

Las Vegas oddsmakers are making book on the real reason why the 40 year marriage between Senator and Former Vice President Al Gore and his wife Tipper is ending. While the two have issued a joint statement saying that the marriage has dissolved...

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Funny story: Tipper to Receive Half of the Internet as Gores Divorce

Tipper to Receive Half of the Internet as Gores Divorce

As the forty year relationship between Al and Tipper Gore comes to an end, the long and tedious task of dividing up the Internet between the two parties is underway. Tipper is requesting full control over the social side of web although did offer...

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Funny story: Tipper Gore Dumps Al for Real Inventor of the Internet

Tipper Gore Dumps Al for Real Inventor of the Internet

Sharing a warm and fuzzy "Adios" as they lifted a finger in salute to one another while leaving their residence in separate cabs, Tipper Gore, wife of the self proclaimed inventor of the Internet, has left hubby Al for true Internet maven, Tim Berner...

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Funny story: Larry King Holds Team Meeting & Cancels Divorce; Says: We've Decided to Keep It All In the Family!

Larry King Holds Team Meeting & Cancels Divorce; Says: We've Decided to Keep It All In the Family!

Aging Cougar Manager Larry King, under pressure for striking out in the clutch lately, held a closed door team meeting with his wife, mistress, and 7 former wives to 'clear the air' in an effort to raise team morale, and stop his current slump at the...

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Funny story: Larry King Divorce Heads for Extra Innings as Little League Coach Talks About Scoring on Squeeze Play with Wife!

Larry King Divorce Heads for Extra Innings as Little League Coach Talks About Scoring on Squeeze Play with Wife!

Just as the King Divorce frenzy appeared to be settled in the late innings, a pinch hitter has stepped up to blow the game wide open with revelations of a 'torrid' affair with the 76 year old septuagenarian's wife. King's 7th or 8th wife, (who'...

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Funny story: Tweeting Divorce Plans Now Subject to Pre-nup Rules

Tweeting Divorce Plans Now Subject to Pre-nup Rules

At its conference in Iceland yesterday, the Get Me Outta Here Association (GMOHA), an international group of divorce attorneys, announced that its membership had added a new recommendation about what should be included in pre-nups: proper etiquette...

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Funny story: Larry King, 76, Files For Divorce From Wife #8 On Grounds of Irreconcilable Wrinkles

Larry King, 76, Files For Divorce From Wife #8 On Grounds of Irreconcilable Wrinkles

BEVERLY HILLS - Larry King, the 76-year-old host of CNN's Live With Larry King has just announced that he has filed for divorce from his eighth wife Shawn Southwick King. King, joked that he was giving that other King from England, Henry VIII, a b...

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Funny story: Coming Soon: "Larry King Dead" New Talk Show Hosted by Larry's Soon to be 8th Ex Wife After Scandal Involving Her Hot Sister!

Coming Soon: "Larry King Dead" New Talk Show Hosted by Larry's Soon to be 8th Ex Wife After Scandal Involving Her Hot Sister!

Geriatric fans and viewers were in a state of 'suspended' disbelief today after it was announced the late night talk show host and serial philanderer Larry King was embroiled in yet another 'trouser worm' scandal leading to divorce court. The 76...

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Funny story: Elin Nordegren - The Smart Money Says Its A $200mil Divorce

Elin Nordegren - The Smart Money Says Its A $200mil Divorce

Sources close to Elin Nordegren are drip feeding us with snippets of information which appear to suggest that Elin Nordegren will initiate divorce proceedings against errant husband Tiger Woods. We cannot stress too highly here that the news we're...

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Funny story: Divorce can be a bitch!

Divorce can be a bitch!

Curtain rods --- Priceless! She spent the first day packing her belongings into boxes, crates and suitcases. On the second day, she had the movers come and collect her things. On the third day, she sat down for the last time at their beautiful dining room table by candle-light, put on some soft background music, and feasted on a pound of shrimp, a jar of caviar, and a bottle of spring-wat...

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