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Funny story: Pope Benedict Says George Bush "Will Burn In Hell" for Iraq War, Endorses Barack Obama For President

Pope Benedict Says George Bush "Will Burn In Hell" for Iraq War, Endorses Barack Obama For President

WASHINGTON (FMLiveWire) - At the end of his visit to America, Pope Benedict XVI said that President George Bush, Dick Cheney and John McCain "Will All Burn in Hell" for starting the war in Iraq.

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Funny story: Cardinal Law, the Dick Cheney of the Benedict Administration

Cardinal Law, the Dick Cheney of the Benedict Administration

Bush and Benedict have so much in common that observers find it ridiculous.

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Funny story: TSA agents to be outfitted with Dick Cheney's X-Ray comic book glasses

TSA agents to be outfitted with Dick Cheney's X-Ray comic book glasses

Washington, DC - A photo of Dick Cheney testing out a pair of new TSA X-Ray glasses was accidentally leaked to the press today. The new glasses are the latest security measure to be introduced to the TSA to help search for any weapons or bombs that t...

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Funny story: What's that reflection in Dick Cheney's glasses? Naked woman? Space Alien? Osama Bin Laden? What the blog is it?

What's that reflection in Dick Cheney's glasses? Naked woman? Space Alien? Osama Bin Laden? What the blog is it?

Snake River, Idaho - The Internet is once again a blaze with controversial pictures, only this time its not just with the standard photos of a naked woman (although that has not been ruled out). It is on fire with photos of Vice President Dick Cheney...

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Funny story: Tumescent Cheney in naked 'woman's' sunglasses

Tumescent Cheney in naked 'woman's' sunglasses

Washington DC - (Naked Ass Mess): A client pal of Eliot Spitzer's Holy Roman Emperor VSOP* escort agency is auctioning a photograph of a tumescent Dickless Cheney seen reflected in the Raybans of a naked 'woman'.

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Funny story: Vice President Cheney Exits 'Der White House Bunker' to Advise Bush

Vice President Cheney Exits 'Der White House Bunker' to Advise Bush

In a rare gesture of believing he is actually Vice President of the U.S and is being paid $220,000 per year to function as such, VP Dick Cheney, recently exited 'Der Bunker' in the White House.

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Funny story: US Announces 1000 Year Iraqi Rule… Dick Cheney at the Helm…

US Announces 1000 Year Iraqi Rule… Dick Cheney at the Helm…

A secret document has been leaked where it reveals that the US plans to rule Iraq, Iran and any other oil bearing nation for the next 1000 years with Dick Cheney at the helm.

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Funny story: Cheney gives unprecedented tour of "Veep Cave."

Cheney gives unprecedented tour of "Veep Cave."

Two weeks ago, Vice President Dick Cheney gave Washington Times reporter Bob Cobb an exclusive, first ever tour of the VP's secure residence where he stays between speeches and appearances on FOX news shows. The location is obviously top secret, and Cobb had to endure hours wearing a blindfold and earplugs before reaching his destination.

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Funny story: John McCain Gets Dick

John McCain Gets Dick

Stunning the electorate and sending a defiant message, Senator John McCain announced today that he has selected current Vice President Dick Cheney to be his running mate. The move sets Cheney up to be the only Vice President to serve under consecutiv...

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Funny story: Analysis of New Bin Ladin Tape Reveals Dick Cheney's Voice

Analysis of New Bin Ladin Tape Reveals Dick Cheney's Voice

Cambridge, Massachusetts Few people have ever heard US Vice President Dick Cheney's voice. He characteristically sits glumly behind the podium at US Senate proceedings, silently glaring at everyone, as if to remind them that th...

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Funny story: The New Movie Hit: George & Dick Go To Jordan

The New Movie Hit: George & Dick Go To Jordan

(Washington, D.C.) Was it meant to add eight more Republican years in the White House come November? Or has someone started paying visits to the office of Dr. Jack Daniels again? Whatever the reason, the buzz has been nonstop since...

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Funny story: Cheney on 10 day Tour of the Mideast

Cheney on 10 day Tour of the Mideast

Rock star and Oil Magnate Dick "Whips" N. Cheney has launched a 10 day concert tour of MidEast venues.

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Funny story: Spitzer demanded kosher blowjob from Dick Cheney's dummy corporation

Spitzer demanded kosher blowjob from Dick Cheney's dummy corporation

Washington AC/DC - (Bare Ass Mess): Email transcripts show that beleaguered New York Governor Eliot Spitzer demanded a $80,000 once-in-a-lifetime blowjob from the Emperors Club VIP's top kosher hooker.

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Funny story: Dick Cheney Invites PGA golfer, Tripp Isenhour, to Bush's Ranch for Duck Hunting; looks forward to picking up some hunting tips from Tripp

Dick Cheney Invites PGA golfer, Tripp Isenhour, to Bush's Ranch for Duck Hunting; looks forward to picking up some hunting tips from Tripp

Washington, DC - The Office of Vice Prudent, Dick Cheney, confirmed today that Pro Golfer, Tripp Isenhour, has been officially invited to Bush's ranch in Waco, Texas for some duck hunting. The announcement came shortly after Cheney learned of Ise...

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Funny story: Cheney reveals post-VP plans: Evil, Inc.

Cheney reveals post-VP plans: Evil, Inc.

Washington, D.C. - At a news conference today, Vice President Cheney discussed his career plans once he leaves office.

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Funny story: Cheney Opposed to Gun Control in the District of Columbia

Cheney Opposed to Gun Control in the District of Columbia

WASHINGTON, DC - Vice President Cheney signed on to a brief filed by a majority of Congress yesterday that urged the Supreme Court to uphold a ruling that the District of Columbia's handgun ban is unconstitutional, breaking with his own administr...

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Funny story: Bush and Cheney to give Spears backing in presidential race

Bush and Cheney to give Spears backing in presidential race

Britney Spears last night announced her bid to become George W Bush's predecessor as president of the USA. In a bizarre twist, Spears (26), will become the USA's youngest and most well known president since Bill Clinton.

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