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Funny story: Martha Coakley Gets Lost On Last Day of Campaigning: Rallies People in Rhode Island Who Were Happy to Get the $50 to Vote!

Martha Coakley Gets Lost On Last Day of Campaigning: Rallies People in Rhode Island Who Were Happy to Get the $50 to Vote!

A strange thing happened to the Martha Coakley cavalcade as it headed to a rally in Fall River Massachusetts today, when a confused bus driver took a wrong turn and wound up in the unmarked suburb of East Providence, R.I. Coakley's Campaign Aides,...

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Funny story: Weather Channel Deploys Jim Cantore to Cover Impending Cape Cod Tsunami Set to Swamp Obama & Dems!

Weather Channel Deploys Jim Cantore to Cover Impending Cape Cod Tsunami Set to Swamp Obama & Dems!

Democrat Politicians have been bracing for a monumental voter storm as Hair Apparent Martha Coakley, the Kennedy' Anointed One' for his very large Senate Seat has been responsible for calling up monumental storm clouds for the future of Obamamania.

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Funny story: Police: Two Donkeys, Not Jackasses, Escaped Live Nativity Scene

Police: Two Donkeys, Not Jackasses, Escaped Live Nativity Scene

A living nativity scene near the Colorado ski resort of Vail almost had to go without two crucial actors when two donkeys escaped. "We put out an all-points bulletin on the donkeys", stated Sheriff Mort Jabowski, but people kept bring in these pol...

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Funny story: Democrats Resort To Torture

Democrats Resort To Torture

Washington, D.C. - Democrats in the senate broke out in shouts of joy, having succeeded in garnering the 60 votes needed to pass the Healthcare Reform bill. 'We had to use some less than friendly persuasion to get the votes, but the ends justify t...

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Funny story: Far Left repudiates Far Right's surrender

Far Left repudiates Far Right's surrender

SALT LAKE CITY, Utah - Pope Rush Limbaugh of the Far Right Conservative Christian Republicans attempted to surrender to Pope Michael Shermer of the Far Left Liberal Secular Humanist Democrats today, prompting an outcry from Lefties throughout Ame...

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Funny story: Senate Democrats to sell votes on Craigslist

Senate Democrats to sell votes on Craigslist

Senate Democrats on The Senate Finance Committee revealed today that they are putting their votes up for sale on Craigslist. The announcement came amid speculation that the work on the Health Care bill was finally winding down. Senator Max Baucus...

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Funny story: Democrats New Health Care Strategy: If it don't fit, force it!

Democrats New Health Care Strategy: If it don't fit, force it!

WASHINGTON, DC (ABSNN) - President Barack Obama called together a meeting of the top Democratic Party Leaders from the House and Senate and unveiled his new strategy for passing Universal Health Care in this session of congress. Known as "If it don'...

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Funny story: Republicans and Democrats to Change Party Symbols

Republicans and Democrats to Change Party Symbols

Washington DC - The elephant and donkey communities are breathing a collective sigh of relief. No longer will their likenesses be associated with either of the major US political parties. Republicans and Democrats announced today they are changing...

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Funny story: Sanford Accepted as First Democratic SC Governor in 50 Years!

Sanford Accepted as First Democratic SC Governor in 50 Years!

Greenville, SC/ Far Left Puffington Post Blog - Claiming that it was just another Fraternity Initiation Road Trip, former Republican Governor Mark Sanford, celebrated today as he announced he was accepted by the DNC to be a full fledged Democrat aft...

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Funny story: Thanks to Democrats, America May Lose War on Environment

Thanks to Democrats, America May Lose War on Environment

WASHINGTON, D.C. - House Democrats on Friday effectively smothered the Republican-backed "Atmosphere of Change" bill, which could have increased the carbon footprint of the US by allowing Americans to ignore the continued devastation of our planet, e...

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Funny story: Arlen Specter Party Switch Serves as Wake-up Call to GOP; Republicans Hit "Snooze"

Arlen Specter Party Switch Serves as Wake-up Call to GOP; Republicans Hit "Snooze"

WASHINGTON, D.C. - Veteran Pennsylvania Senator Arlen Specter recently shed himself of the GOP, joining ranks with the Democratic party. He says the switch serves as "a wake-up call" to Republicans, who collectively rolled over, hit the snooze butto...

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Funny story: Republicans and Democrats Desperate For New Recruits.

Republicans and Democrats Desperate For New Recruits.

Republican and Democrats are actively recruiting fresh meat for their parties. Both need to beef up their numbers and make sure that no one sneaks off to join third parties. But it is not a cake walk to get into their ranks. They have certain standards that must be met. Republican grunts must be able to present a good front, pretending to have a strong interest in the common good, and then...

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Funny story: DEMS Bloodletting Continues Even After Ides of March Passes!

DEMS Bloodletting Continues Even After Ides of March Passes!

Washington,DC/ Senatorial News - Genocide amongst Democrats continues apace, as panic attacks threaten to freeze progress in the New Administration, and Liberals continue to flail out with long sharp knives to keep from having their short comings dis...

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Funny story: Petulant Pelosi Demands Blue Angles Escort Her on All US Flights!

Petulant Pelosi Demands Blue Angles Escort Her on All US Flights!

Washington,DC/ Washington Post Society Travel & Leisure Page - Citing national security as well as personal safety concerns, House Speaker Nancy Pelosi has demanded that the 7 plane FA-18 squadron of the Blue Angles escort her commandeered Depart...

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Funny story: Obama Urges Americans To "Trust in Their Financial Institutions", Is This a Spoof?

Obama Urges Americans To "Trust in Their Financial Institutions", Is This a Spoof?

Fort Knox, KY/ Site of Last American Dollar Under Siege - Coached by a Teleprompter hastily installed on the mini-bar on Air Force I, President Obama presided over a rambling, self aggrandizing political speech to adoring "Journalists" on his way to...

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Funny story: Rabble-Rousing Republican Rebel Retards

Rabble-Rousing Republican Rebel Retards

Republicans, upset over their loss of power in the last election, have decided upon some new political tactics. Tactics that anyone who went through Kindergarden should recognize. Right wingers are ganging together and going against everything...

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Funny story: House Speaker, Nancy Pelosi, gets earmarks for her pet peeve pork barrel project to build a Miniature Marsh Mouse Super Train to Las Vegas

House Speaker, Nancy Pelosi, gets earmarks for her pet peeve pork barrel project to build a Miniature Marsh Mouse Super Train to Las Vegas

Death Valley, California - According to Right Wing Radio Spin Doctors, the Obama's stimulus package that is intended to prevent the economy from diving headlong into the shallow end of the pool is instead filled with pet peeve pork barrel projects li...

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