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Funny story: Tarot clue as 'Hanged Man' found outside Buckingham Palace

Tarot clue as 'Hanged Man' found outside Buckingham Palace

London - The discovery of a dead person impersonating a major arcana Tarot card is baffling London cops. Reports that the number 12 card, the Hanged Man, was seen dangling from a redwood sequoia slap bang opposite Buck House were published this mo...

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Funny story: Execution Drugs Withdrawn - too dangerous

Execution Drugs Withdrawn - too dangerous

Two of the suppliers of the drugs used by the execution industry are withdrawing their use after it was discovered that they can cause death. "We never realised," said Bridget Tofar, lawyer for Smasho-Glyph-Kind. "We've been making Sodium Pentatho...

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Funny story: Alex 99 vs Alex Duggan-60 Murders Plus (M.O.R.P.H. Remix)

Alex 99 vs Alex Duggan-60 Murders Plus (M.O.R.P.H. Remix)

Last week I arranged a meeting with Kim Jong Ill on the set of the new Internet TV show called 60 Murders Plus. Since the world is a stage the set can be anywhere you like. Kim is a wonderful guy who after murdering his father is now in mismanagement and is currently Emperor of North Korea. He tasked me to find a serial killer at work and interview him. It seemed dangerous to mention that I was a...

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Funny story: 'He was my rock' says Cameron amid dead Tory 'cocaine claims'

'He was my rock' says Cameron amid dead Tory 'cocaine claims'

Oxon - Officials at Central Orifice are said to be 'cracking up' amid admittedly unsubstantiated reports that Christopher Shale 'had traces of the class-A drug on him'. The 56 year-old Tory appartchick (sic) vanished for some 20 hours before being...

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Funny story: How Dying Can Lower Your Cholesterol

How Dying Can Lower Your Cholesterol

It seems everyday there is a new way to lower your Cholesterol. You may have heard of eating Cheerios, but that would take weeks of eating and a great-deal of money spent on cereal boxes. What if there was a way to lower your cholesterol instantly with little effort. I met with Dr. Juan Hingo of Harvard University who explained to me that after numerous studies, the institute was able to au...

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Funny story: Queen fires tarot reader over 'treasonous' prediction of her RIP

Queen fires tarot reader over 'treasonous' prediction of her RIP

London - The trusty retainer's 10-card spreads have seen her alright for nigh on 30 years. Now Monty Liverish-Gusset RVM (and bar) has been told to bugger orf amid predictions 'the Queen's about to drop dead'. His latest reading showed 'loads...

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Funny story: New "Death Cards" To Be Released

New "Death Cards" To Be Released

Greetings cards have been shared between people for thousands of years. Archeologists believe that the first greetings card was sent by ancient Egyptian Pharaoh Amenhotep to his cat Mrs Whiskers, in the 13th century BC. Since then, the greetings c...

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Funny story: Dr. Death Dies Unassisted Death in Assisted Living Center

Dr. Death Dies Unassisted Death in Assisted Living Center

Jack Kevorkian, the controversial M.D. who promoted assisted suicide, is dead of non-assisted and non-suicidal causes. He expired in an assisted-living center for non- suicidal seniors. He was 83. A spokesman for "Assisted-Living Is Better tha...

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Funny story: Enforcement Droid ED-209 Kills Company Executive In Horrific Demonstration

Enforcement Droid ED-209 Kills Company Executive In Horrific Demonstration

ED-209, the futuristic police Enforcement Droid designed and operated by OCP, today went berserk and killed a high ranking company executive. The board meeting was going well, when Senior President Dick Jones demonstrated his latest creation, the...

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Funny story: Grease Star Jeff Conaway Dies Of Acute Pinsky Syndrome

Grease Star Jeff Conaway Dies Of Acute Pinsky Syndrome

Actor Jeff Conaway, the beloved star of the movie "Grease", has passed away at age 60, five days after being hospitalized for APS, this according to his hangers-on. APS (Acute Pinsky Syndrome) is a rare disease that usually only affects those who...

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Funny story: Princess Diana Death Photos Offered To Disreputable News Organisation

Princess Diana Death Photos Offered To Disreputable News Organisation

Photos of a dying Princess Diana being extraced from a crashed vehicle in a Paris underpass close by the Pont D'Alma have been offered to controversial UK based news agency, Skoob News International, for a substantial sum. Following a lengthy meet...

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Funny story: Bill Shankly Given New Liverpool Deal

Bill Shankly Given New Liverpool Deal

Bill Shankly has been given the manager's job at Liverpool on a more permanent basis. This follows a dramatic turnaround following a corpse replacing Roy Hodgson as manager. Liverpool fans were quick to point out that Shankly's dead body still had...

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Funny story: Man Fails to Reconnect With Mother Again

Man Fails to Reconnect With Mother Again

(Portland, Ohio) - After failing last year, Stephen Young was not willing to be rejected by his mother again this year on Mother's day. Stephen, 32, spent the last 364 days contemplating on what he did wrong and on what he needs to do this year i...

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Funny story: Notable Deaths of 2009

Notable Deaths of 2009

Fraternal twins, Hope and Change: Died within months of each other after protracted illnesses. Born prematurely, some years before the Common Era, the twins frequently suffered health problems but both also hit stunning heights during their lifetimes. Hope, always feeble, caught a cold while watching President Obama's marathon 5 hour inaugural parade. Hope never recovered and died in Februar...

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Funny story: Study Finds New Top Cause of Death Worldwide

Study Finds New Top Cause of Death Worldwide

Scientists at Cedars-Sinai Medical Center in Los Angeles, California rocked the foundation of the medical community earlier this afternoon at a press conference revealing the results of their most recent study. "We have significant proof that the...

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Funny story: Bin Laden Death Pictures Released As Conspiracy Theories Mount

Bin Laden Death Pictures Released As Conspiracy Theories Mount

The US Government are under increasing pressure to publish the rumoured photographs of recently killed Al-Qaeda kingpin Osama Bin Laden, as suspicions grow over the true nature of his death. Molly Bridgend, 57, a local landlady, told us "we want e...

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Funny story: O'Reilly's fish and chip shop in Bridlington claim Osama Bin Laden alive and well

O'Reilly's fish and chip shop in Bridlington claim Osama Bin Laden alive and well

The proprietor of O'Reilly's, Bridlington's premier fish and chip takeaway, who strangely enough is called Mr O'Reilly, claims that famous Saudi prince of darkness and bomb-making equipment, Osama Bin Laden, is not in fact dead, but has been spirited...

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