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Funny story: Football Gossip & comments 8th July 2012

Football Gossip & comments 8th July 2012

Manchester Evening News Manchester City defender Pablo Zabaleta says controversial team-mate Mario Balotelli can become one of the best players in the world if he starts using his brain more. What brain - The one in his penis? Liverpool Echo New Liverpool boss Brendan Rodgers has no intention of selling Welsh forward Craig Bellamy. Instead, he's going to swap him for half a dozen tracksui...

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Funny story: MP Louise Mensch tells of drug misery

MP Louise Mensch tells of drug misery

MP Louise Mensch has admitted taking hard drugs in her youth that "messed with my brain". The high-profile Tory backbencher and chick-lit author told of her past after being asked about Justice Secretary Ken Clarke's claim that Britain is losing t...

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Funny story: Cameron Accused Of Offering 'Jam Tomorrow' Over Europe

Cameron Accused Of Offering 'Jam Tomorrow' Over Europe

David Cameron is facing renewed backbench disquiet over the European Union after he tried and failed to satisfy Conservative demands for a referendum. Conservative MPs warned that the prime minister had not gone far enough by declaring that he wou...

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Funny story: David Cameron is a puppet of the Mitfords says influential stink tank

David Cameron is a puppet of the Mitfords says influential stink tank

London - The Prime Monster is a cocky bastard loyal only to himself and the British Blackshirt family of fascists known as the Mitfords. That's the bottom line in a report issued by BigBastardsAnonymous.con, an influential stink tank that checks u...

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Funny story: Cameron Diaz to marry British Prime Minister David Cameron

Cameron Diaz to marry British Prime Minister David Cameron

Men have been trying to pin her down for years, and now she has finally cracked. The hair-raising star of 'There's Something About Mary' Cameron Diaz has agreed to marry the British Prime Minister David Cameron, after a whirlwind romance. They me...

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Funny story: Lord Cameron To Outlaw Poorlessness

Lord Cameron To Outlaw Poorlessness

Tory leader, Lord Cameron of Snooty, announced the largest shake up of welfare reforms this week since Hitlers' rise to power in 1930's Berlin. In a speech, clearly designed to appease the Conservative Right, Lord Cameron launched a blistering at...

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Funny story: Cameron haunted by 'It's Not Like We're Brothers!' jibe about Nick Clegg

Cameron haunted by 'It's Not Like We're Brothers!' jibe about Nick Clegg

London - Secret DNA-harvesting sensors installed in House of Commons urinals have finally registered their biggest hit. Months of meticulous 'taking the piss' have thrown up new data on Nick Clegg's bloodlines, first flagged up as suspicious follo...

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Funny story: Government Sack Benefit Cheats

Government Sack Benefit Cheats

Government officials have outlined plans to sack benefit cheats and replace them with people that might have cheated, but did not have the bottle to do so. The change in circumstances for many fraudsters means they will no longer be able to sustain t...

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Funny story: Euro 2012: England prepare to fly home after Italy defeat

Euro 2012: England prepare to fly home after Italy defeat

England players are today packing their suitcases and preparing to fly back home after the 4-2 penalty defeat to Italy last night. Ashley Cole and Ashley Young who both missed their crucial kicks, have already been offered a pizza advert, followin...

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Funny story: Cameron Likely To Be Replaced As Prime Minister Within Days!

Cameron Likely To Be Replaced As Prime Minister Within Days!

According to an ex-cabinet Tory minister the recent gaffs by Prime Minister David Cameron, his latest being when he referred to an immoral scheme being used by a famous British comedian as a way of paying as little tax as possible, is causing such co...

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Funny story: London Ban On Men Over 40 Wearing Tracksuits During 2012 Olympics!

London Ban On Men Over 40 Wearing Tracksuits During 2012 Olympics!

The government has announced that all men over the age of 40 are to be banned from wearing tracksuits in London as from midnight 27 July to midnight 12 August this year. Police will be out in force on the streets of London throughout the duration...

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Funny story: Government Think Tank. Phew what a bunch of loonies!

Government Think Tank. Phew what a bunch of loonies!

A Government think tank has released a report on how it will reduce the carbon footprint of the United Kingdom. In the report Professor Lance Loony expresses concerns about the impact of maintaining current infrastructure policies and recommends cut...

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Funny story: David Cameron's Bank Account Depleted to Zero By Computer Hackers

David Cameron's Bank Account Depleted to Zero By Computer Hackers

David Cameron's bank account has been depleted to zero by a Robin Hood Style Computer Hacker. The attack came just 20 minutes after the Tory without a heart declared war on the Under 25s and tiny children who have already been abandoned by their fa...

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Funny story: Rebekah Brooks denies love tryst with Rupert Murdoch

Rebekah Brooks denies love tryst with Rupert Murdoch

Former editor of the News of The World Rebekah Crooks today flatly denied a love tryst with former boss Rupert 'Rumpy Pumpy' Murdoch. The former News International CEO who resigned last year and was arrested 'by appointment' has been in and out of...

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Funny story: Prime Minister kicks off over tax avoiders

Prime Minister kicks off over tax avoiders

Prime Minister Jimmy Ka today accused top comedian David Cameroon of evading tax by investing in notorious night club, "The House of Conmen". Former owner, Cameroon, despite knowing the club would go into receivership, continued to invest heavily and...

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Funny story: David Cameroon employs Alan Car

David Cameroon employs Alan Car

Top entertainer David Cameroon apologised today for spending his cabaret clubs profits on fast cars, free travel, expensive holidays, fine wine, women and gambling. He made the statement after it emerged that the club was now bankrupt and would be ta...

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Funny story: Stand-up comedian Carr falls over his tax-three million!

Stand-up comedian Carr falls over his tax-three million!

Stand-up comedian Jimmy Carr has 3 million quid hidden away in a legal tax scam and now he's apologised for not paying his Jews (oops sorry wrong Jews; dues!). The scam allowed him to ship his dosh over to Jesrsey and ship it back in legally only having to pay 1% tax, pretty cool if you've got 3 million, but how the hell did he earn so much? If stand-up comedians can earn that much, Spoof write...

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