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Funny story: David Beckham & Victoria's secrets!

David Beckham & Victoria's secrets!

Los Angeles: As we all know, today, Friday the 13th, is the day David Beckham joins his new team, LA Gay-Lexi. But what most of you'll probably do not know is how David Beckham made his entry into the world of fo...

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Funny story: David Beckham Statue Stolen From West Midlands Back Garden

David Beckham Statue Stolen From West Midlands Back Garden

A statue of footballer David Beckham with a valuation of more than £15, has been stolen from the back garden of a home in the West Midlands town of Halesowen.

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Funny story: Premier Football Star Naked Pin-Up

Premier Football Star Naked Pin-Up

Eager to replicate the massive success of his former team mate David Beckham, Manchester United Football Club's Ji-sung Park has turned to a lucrative modelling career to augment his already fabulous income.

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Funny story: David Beckham scraps L.A deal and is on his way to Bolton!

David Beckham scraps L.A deal and is on his way to Bolton!

David Beckham is not going to L.A galaxy! In an exclusive interview with TheSpoof.com, Becks' agent told us he will instead be going to Bolton Wanderers FC, that the contract has been signed and every thing is in place.

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Funny story: Beckhams Join Scientologists

Beckhams Join Scientologists

Soccer star David Beckham and his celebrity wife Victoria stunned a press conference in Fresno, California today by announcing that Scientology (who some claim is a dark psychologically manipulative cult), was "not too bad really as religions go...

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Funny story: Queen Leaves For Dubai

Queen Leaves For Dubai

HRH Queen Elizabeth II is preparing to leave for Dubai following the purchase of the entire Royal Family by the Gulf state.

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Funny story: Beckhams poised to announce Scientology conversion

Beckhams poised to announce Scientology conversion

Los Angeles - (Ass Mess): Just hours after partying in a Madrid night club into the small hours with Tom Cruise and Katie Holmes ex-England football captain David Beckham and wife Victoria are poised to announce their conversion to Scientology after...

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Funny story: Beckham in training for five thousand mile free-kick, say L.A Galaxy

Beckham in training for five thousand mile free-kick, say L.A Galaxy

David Beckham is in training to produce the world's first trans-atlantic free-kick, according to sources at his new club L.A Galaxy, thus removing the need for him to travel to Europe to represent his country.

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Funny story: England Players Demand Pay Increase

England Players Demand Pay Increase

England footballers, including captain John Terry and his Chelsea team mate Frank Lamppost, have told the Football Association that they will not play for England again unless they are given a

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Funny story: David Beckham Acquires Fast Plane To Beat DVT

David Beckham Acquires Fast Plane To Beat DVT

After a warning by health experts that making too many flights between Los Angeles and London could constitute a health risk, footballer David Beckham has acquired a rather novel mode of transport to deal with the pr...

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Funny story: England Deal Crushing Blow To Baltic Oiks

England Deal Crushing Blow To Baltic Oiks

England football manager Steve McClanger was "over the moon" this morning after his team systematically dismantled Estonia in their Euro 2008 qualifier in Tallinn.

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Funny story: David Beckham Could Represent USA at World Cup - Bending the Rules Like Beckham

David Beckham Could Represent USA at World Cup - Bending the Rules Like Beckham

Soon to be LA Galaxy star, David Beckham, who made a decent comeback for England against Brazil, could amazingly be running on to the field for the USA at the next World Cup.

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Funny story: Beckham 'needs to score at least twice against Brazil' to get that knighthood

Beckham 'needs to score at least twice against Brazil' to get that knighthood

Wembley Stadium - (Ass Mess): David Beckham, who is poised to secure his 95th England cap tonight in the friendly against Brazil 'needs to score at least two damned good goals before the rumored knighthood is in the bag' according to Whiteha...

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Funny story: Republicans want Beckham's Visa Denied

Republicans want Beckham's Visa Denied

Congressional republicans want to deny David Beckham a working visa to play soccer in the United States.

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Funny story: Liverpool set to sign David Beckham, Ronaldo and Eto'o

Liverpool set to sign David Beckham, Ronaldo and Eto'o

According to various reports, Liverpool are set to sign David Beckham, Christiano Ronaldo, Samuel Eto'o, Daniel Alves, Carlos Tevez and a host of other players in what can only be described as bad journalism.

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Funny story: Herewego, herewego, herewego! Glory days as Becks, Sven recalled for England

Herewego, herewego, herewego! Glory days as Becks, Sven recalled for England

FA HQ, London - (Ass Mess): The England dream ticket of striker David Beckham and coach Sven Goran Ericksson has been recalled after FA bosses admitted they got it wrong by tossing out the pair for failing in two consecutive World Cup bids.

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Funny story: Manchester United's Alex Ferguson To Retire Early After FA Cup Final

Manchester United's Alex Ferguson To Retire Early After FA Cup Final

Sir Alice Ferguson, the Manchester United manager, has dropped an untimely Old Trafford bombshell only days before the FA Cup Final with Chelsea, by announcing that he will retire early

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