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Funny story: 'Dancing With The Stars' Sends The Little Rapper Romeo Hip Hoppin' On Home

'Dancing With The Stars' Sends The Little Rapper Romeo Hip Hoppin' On Home

HOLLYWOOD - And then there were four. Dancing With The Stars has shown its latest castoff the door. The young rap singer simply known as Romeo is the latest in a long line of celebrity dancers to dance on off the DWTS stage. And not only are h...

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Funny story: Kendra Wilkinson and Louis Van Amstel To Dance A Suggestively Risque Dance Number On 'American Idol' To Help Boost Their Ratings

Kendra Wilkinson and Louis Van Amstel To Dance A Suggestively Risque Dance Number On 'American Idol' To Help Boost Their Ratings

LOS ANGELES - Former Playboy Playmate Kendra Wilkinson, who was recently eliminated from Dancing With The Stars, was extremely thrilled to reveal that she has been asked to appear in the next Twilight Saga movie. Wilkinson who is 25, pointed out t...

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Funny story: Former Playboy Playmate Kendra Wilkinson's Beautiful Booty Sent Dancing Home On 'Dancing With The Stars'

Former Playboy Playmate Kendra Wilkinson's Beautiful Booty Sent Dancing Home On 'Dancing With The Stars'

HOLLYWOOD - The sensuously erotic woman who called herself just a plain old tomboy at heart was the sixth contestant to be sent home on this years edition of Dancing With The Stars. Kendra Wilkinson, 25, a former Playboy playmate literally danced...

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Funny story: Hugh Hefner Wants Pippa Middleton To Become One Of His Playboy Mansion Playmates

Hugh Hefner Wants Pippa Middleton To Become One Of His Playboy Mansion Playmates

HOLMBY HILLS - Hugh Hefner, who at 84 years of age, shows no visible signs of slowing down in the bedroom department has just instructed his personal assistant, Luxina Fitzinwell, to contact Pippa Middleton and offer to fly her out to California so t...

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Funny story: After Watching Sultry Playmate Kendra Wilkinson's Sexy Dance Routine On 'Dancing With The Stars' Hugh Hefner Confesses He Wants Her Back!

After Watching Sultry Playmate Kendra Wilkinson's Sexy Dance Routine On 'Dancing With The Stars' Hugh Hefner Confesses He Wants Her Back!

HOLMBY HILLS - Hugh Hefner who is a big fan of the reality show Dancing With The Stars recently revealed to his maid that watching his ex-girlfriend Kendra Wilkinson's last sexy dance performance made him realize exactly how much he misses her. A...

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Funny story: World Wrestling Champion Chris Jericho "Tossed Off" Dancing With The Stars

World Wrestling Champion Chris Jericho "Tossed Off" Dancing With The Stars

HOLLYWOOD - Well now there are only a half dozen celebrity contestants left on Dancing With The Stars as the latest 'Results Show' saw wrestling champ Chris Jericho 'thrown off' the show. Jericho, whom host Tom Bergeron said was one of the nicest...

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Funny story: Dancing With The Stars: Ralph "The Karate Kid" Macchio's Partner Karina Smirnoff Takes A Very Nasty Fall During Their Live Performance

Dancing With The Stars: Ralph "The Karate Kid" Macchio's Partner Karina Smirnoff Takes A Very Nasty Fall During Their Live Performance

HOLLYWOOD - There have been more spills, falls, lost shoes, and popped off bras during this year's edition of Dancing With The Stars than any of the previous years. Several weeks ago Maksim Chmerkovskiy fell after he was kicked in his Ukrainian family jewels by Kirstie Alley's humongous left foot. The following week Kirstie lost one of her shoes after Maks flung her across the dance floor a...

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Funny story: Dancing With The Stars: Petra Nemcova, The Nicest Woman To Ever Appear On The Show Is Eliminated

Dancing With The Stars: Petra Nemcova, The Nicest Woman To Ever Appear On The Show Is Eliminated

HOLLYWOOD - One of the nicest celebrity contestants to ever appear on Dancing With The Stars, model Petra Nemcova, was eliminated along with her partner Dmitry Chaplin, no relation to Charlie or Woodrow. Nemcova, who has a pair of legs that rival...

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Funny story: Dancing With The Stars: Pittsburgh Steelers Wide Receiver Hines Ward "Scores" Big With Partner Kym Johnson

Dancing With The Stars: Pittsburgh Steelers Wide Receiver Hines Ward "Scores" Big With Partner Kym Johnson

HOLLYWOOD - There are now only eight dance couples left on Dancing With The Stars after boxing legend Sugar Ray Leonard got "Knocked Out" last week. This week's best score was attained by the team of Hines Ward and Kym Johnson. The dancing duo rec...

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Funny story: Kirstie Alley Reveals She Has Developed An "X-Rated Crush" On Her 'Dancing With The Stars' Dance Partner Maksim Chmerkovskiy

Kirstie Alley Reveals She Has Developed An "X-Rated Crush" On Her 'Dancing With The Stars' Dance Partner Maksim Chmerkovskiy

HOLLYWOOD - Dancing With The Stars contestant Kirstie Alley who until recently was tilting the weight scales at an astounding 409 pounds has confessed that she is falling head-over-heels for her dance partner, Maksim Chmerkovskiy, of Russia who is kn...

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Funny story: Dancing With The Stars: Sugar Ray Leonard Gets "Knocked Out"

Dancing With The Stars: Sugar Ray Leonard Gets "Knocked Out"

HOLLYWOOD - The boxer who holds championship belts in five different weight classes will not be getting this years Dancing With The Stars coveted Mirror Ball Trophy. Sugar Ray Leonard and his professional dance partner Anna Trebunskaya, a native o...

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Funny story: Kirstie "Bad Luck" Alley Has A 'Footwear Malfunction' And Loses Her Left Dancing Shoe On 'Dancing With The Stars'

Kirstie "Bad Luck" Alley Has A 'Footwear Malfunction' And Loses Her Left Dancing Shoe On 'Dancing With The Stars'

HOLLYWOOD - In the twelve seasons that Dancing With The Stars has been on the air there has never been a celebrity dancer who has had the bad luck that Kirstie Alley is experiencing so far this year. Last week her partner Maksim "The Ukrainian Kid...

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Funny story: Dancing Elephants

Dancing Elephants

Sociologists have long since claimed that dancing in humans is a form of courtship display, no different from the dancing done by Birds of Paradise or Blue Footed Boobies. However, this is hotly contested with dancing a common feature across all huma...

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Funny story: Dancing With The Stars And American Idol Face The Axe

Dancing With The Stars And American Idol Face The Axe

And that's not all - the future of X-Factor USA also appears to be in doubt, and neither Cheryl Cole nor Simon Cowell is to blame. Sitting in a comfortable leather upholstered swivel chair, Ryan Seacrest declared that the problems permeating the s...

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Funny story: Selena Gomez Performs Her Latest Hit "Who Says?" On Dancing With The Stars

Selena Gomez Performs Her Latest Hit "Who Says?" On Dancing With The Stars

HOLLYWOOD - Selena Gomez appeared on Dancing With The Stars and stole the show as she performed her latest hit "Who Says?" Selena, Justin Bieber's girlfriend even received a louder applause from the young males in the audience than another Disney...

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Funny story: The Dancing With The Stars 'Results Show' - Talk Show Host Wendy Williams And Her "Girls" Heading Back To New York City

The Dancing With The Stars 'Results Show' - Talk Show Host Wendy Williams And Her "Girls" Heading Back To New York City

HOLLYWOOD - After receiving the lowest scores of the year, Wendy Williams, aka "The Biggun" was the second celebrity dancer to be eliminated from this year's edition of Dancing With The Stars. Williams' professional partner, Tony "My Chest Hurts L...

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Funny story: Kirstie Alley and Her Partner Maksim Chmerkovskiy Take Quite A Tumble On 'Dancing With The Stars'

Kirstie Alley and Her Partner Maksim Chmerkovskiy Take Quite A Tumble On 'Dancing With The Stars'

HOLLYWOOD - Maksim Chmerkovskiy, better known as "The Bad Boy of The Ballroom" took the entire blame for his and partner Kirstie Alley's fall on Dancing With The Stars. As the marimba player played the music to "Somewhere Over The Rainbow" Maksim...

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