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Funny story: Michele Bachmann Says That Chaz Bono Should Not Be Allowed To Appear On 'Dancing With The Stars'

Michele Bachmann Says That Chaz Bono Should Not Be Allowed To Appear On 'Dancing With The Stars'

WAHOO, Nebraska - Michele Bachmann had just finished talking to a group of about 29 people at the Happy-Go-Lucky Corncob Trailer Park in the Nebraska town of Wahoo, when she was approached by a reporter for The West Hollywood Flaming Gazette. Coqu...

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Funny story: The New Cast of 'Dancing With The Stars' Includes Los Angeles Lakers "Bad Boy" Ron Artest

The New Cast of 'Dancing With The Stars' Includes Los Angeles Lakers "Bad Boy" Ron Artest

HOLLYWOOD - ABC has just announced the new cast for season number 13 of Dancing With The Stars. Sangria Wine, a reporter for TV ClickerWorld wrote that perhaps a more realistically appropriate name would actually be Dancing With Some Little Known...

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Funny story: Stephen Hawking to replace Chaz Bono on Dancing with the Stars

Stephen Hawking to replace Chaz Bono on Dancing with the Stars

An ABC spokesperson has declared that Chaz Bono will not in fact be participating in Dancing with the Stars this season, and that he will be replaced by famed physicist Dr. Stephen Hawking. The decision represents a significant reversal that some...

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Funny story: Thoughts of Nancy Grace on "Dancing with the Stars" making many fans throw up in their mouths

Thoughts of Nancy Grace on "Dancing with the Stars" making many fans throw up in their mouths

HARFOLD, Vermont.--"One of these things is not like the other," or so goes the old Sesame Street ditty, and this song could be played on the first episode of Season 13 of "Dancing with the Stars (ABC). In a season which will feature very leggy and...

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Funny story: Dancing With The Stars Announces The 12 Celebrities For Season 13

Dancing With The Stars Announces The 12 Celebrities For Season 13

HOLLYWOOD - The twelve contestants who will be appearing on season 13 of Dancing With The Stars have been announced and most are not exactly household names. DWTS Producer Bernadette Penderlicki stated that it is getting harder and harder to get c...

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Funny story: George Clooney Admits To Putting The Stunningly Sexy Stacy Keibler In Some Intimate Wrestling Holds

George Clooney Admits To Putting The Stunningly Sexy Stacy Keibler In Some Intimate Wrestling Holds

BEVERLY HILLS - George Clooney and Stacy Keibler, the gorgeously sexy former WWE wrestler, were seen having dinner at The Gunfight At The OK Corral Steakhouse in Beverly Hills. An employee of the popular restaurant stated that the two sat at an is...

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Funny story: The Jersey Shores' Nicole "Snooki" Polizzi Is Rejected By 'Dancing With The Stars'

The Jersey Shores' Nicole "Snooki" Polizzi Is Rejected By 'Dancing With The Stars'

HOLLYWOOD - It is extremely rare that the top rated dance show Dancing With The Stars rejects a celebrity who actually asks to appear on the show. But the shows producer Bernadette Penderlicki informed Hollywood Vis-a-Vis reporter Hacienda Dakota...

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Funny story: Reality Shocker: Kate Gosselin Wants It To Go Back To 'Jon and Kate Plus 8'

Reality Shocker: Kate Gosselin Wants It To Go Back To 'Jon and Kate Plus 8'

READING, Pennsylvania - Kate Gosselin has appeared on Dancing With The Stars where she pretty much showed America that she ain't no dancer. Then she traveled up to Alaska with the eight kiddoes and visited the Palins and went wilderness camping an...

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Funny story: Kirstie Alley Has Just Become America's Most Popular "Cougar"

Kirstie Alley Has Just Become America's Most Popular "Cougar"

WEST HOLLYWOOD - Kirstie Alley has shyly admitted that she has literally gone from not having dated in over a decade to dating up a storm. The 60-year-old who recently took second place on the dance reality show Dancing With The Stars has been as...

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Funny story: Miley Cyrus Says She Loves "Lap Dancer" The Pet Snake That She Was Given By Maksim Chmerkovskiy of 'Dancing With The Stars'

Miley Cyrus Says She Loves "Lap Dancer" The Pet Snake That She Was Given By Maksim Chmerkovskiy of 'Dancing With The Stars'

ALBUQUERQUE, New Mexico - Miley Cyrus finished performing before a standing room only crowd at The Mescalero Apache Warpaint Auditorium and was backstage relaxing with a 32 oz. bottle of 7-Up and a large bag of Cheetos. She was asked by Vodka Verm...

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Funny story: Cheryl Cole Dropped By X-Factor, Dumped By Derek Hough, Divulges She'll Now Be Managed By will.i.am

Cheryl Cole Dropped By X-Factor, Dumped By Derek Hough, Divulges She'll Now Be Managed By will.i.am

LOS ANGELES - Cheryl Cole has been through quite a bit the past year. She was cheated on by her husband Chelsea footballer Ashley Cole. And she finally ended up divorcing the 'what was he thinking' womanizer. She then fell into the arms of her BFF...

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Funny story: Celebrity Shocker: Derek Hough Dumps His Girlfriend Cheryl Cole

Celebrity Shocker: Derek Hough Dumps His Girlfriend Cheryl Cole

HOLLYWOOD - Dancing With The Stars dancer Derek Hough has admitted that his relationship with Cheryl Cole has hit the rocks and their sultry ship has sunk to the bottom. Hough explained to Tittle Tattle Tonight's Pico de Gallo that he just got to...

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Funny story: Justin Bieber and Selena Gomez Have Both Agreed To Appear On The Next Edition of Dancing With The Stars

Justin Bieber and Selena Gomez Have Both Agreed To Appear On The Next Edition of Dancing With The Stars

TARZANA, California - Due to the amazing success that Dancing With The Stars had with two very young dance contestants this year, the producers have approached teen stars Justin Bieber and his girlfriend Selena Gomez about appearing on the next seaso...

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Funny story: Kirstie Alley, 60, Says That She and Her Boyfriend Shancie Boyd, 21, Are History

Kirstie Alley, 60, Says That She and Her Boyfriend Shancie Boyd, 21, Are History

WEST HOLLYWOOD - Kirstie Alley, who recently took second place in the 2011 edition of Dancing With The Stars, was spotted at a local Burger Doll Restaurant minus her boy toy Shancie Boyd. According to Taffeta Kixx of iRumors the 60-year-old Alley, who is now known as "The Dancing Cougar" has ended her relationship with her boyfriend hip hop artist Shancie Boyd who at 21, was young enough to be...

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Funny story: Kirstie Alley Says That Being On Dancing With The Stars Has Helped Her Go Down To A Size 6 - Hmmm

Kirstie Alley Says That Being On Dancing With The Stars Has Helped Her Go Down To A Size 6 - Hmmm

HOLLYWOOD HILLS - Kirstie Alley has said that she was actually thrilled at the fact that she managed to make it all the way to The Dancing With The Stars finals and end up finishing number two. Alley and her partner, Maksim Chmerkovskiy, aka "The Bad Boy of The Ballroom," were beaten by Pittsburgh Steelers wide receiver Hines Ward and his pro partner Australia's Kym Johnson. Kirstie entered...

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Funny story: Hines Ward Wins Dancing With The Stars With Risky 'Fracture Kym Johnson's Neck' Routine.

Hines Ward Wins Dancing With The Stars With Risky 'Fracture Kym Johnson's Neck' Routine.

Pittsburgh Steelers' alligator-arming wide receiver Hines Ward and professional dancer Kym Johnson were announced as the season 47 winner of ABC's Dancing With The Stars, and the couple believe that it was a shocking dance maneuver that sealed their...

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Funny story: Bristol "The Pistol" Palin Admits That Her And Fellow Dancing With The Stars Contestant Kyle "Tootsie Roll" Massey Are A 'Hot and Steamy' Item

Bristol "The Pistol" Palin Admits That Her And Fellow Dancing With The Stars Contestant Kyle "Tootsie Roll" Massey Are A 'Hot and Steamy' Item

MARICOPA, Arizona - By all first-hand accounts it does appear that Sarah Louise Palin is reportedly not a happy (Alaskan) camper at the moment. It seems that "Snowflake" has just learned that her 20-year-old daughter Bristol is dating star and fel...

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