Former White House Chief of Staff, ballet dancer, Mossad Agent and potty mouthed politician Rahm Emanuel did what the former Daley Family, both father and son. couldn't accomplish in 46 years, return Chicago to the 1930's...in just two weeks! Elec...
The NFL Security Office pledged today to 'take seriously' a threat by the Football Players Union that their former members, who allegedly "disbanded" , may be forced to return to a life of crime if they don't get back on the payroll! The threat of...
There is the old adage about a policeman's whistle. The sound of it either brings you comfort or fear. If you are comfortable in the first place it is reassuring to know that you are being protected from the revolutionary hordes - but if you are of a category that immediately causes the police to be suspicious you fear the sound of a police whistle. Now the Tories know which side of the fen...
A local man, whose identity can not be revealed even though the lying, fornicating Bastard was proven GUILTY beyond doubt in a Court of Law, claims he is the victim of a miscarriage of justice involving a confluence of fraudulent events, identify the...
It has been reported that top city banker John Farrington, CEO of Barkwest Bank was brutally robbed of his wallet last month. Mr Farrington was leaving the main entrance of the bank's city headquarters in order to go to lunch, when he was accosted...
The Spooof is doubling its efforts to end the kind of exploitation of writers which has recently been exposed in the 'Old Geezer Job Campaign.' (OGJC) An extra 10 Administrators are being hired by Mark Lowton to tackle rogue writers who fiddle stories and take advantage of Britain's 1.4m-strong army of wannabe Spoofers. The new Administrators are expected to raise an extra 2m points a year f...
The horrible problems created by capitalism that Karl Marx tried to fix in Europe have occurred again but in America after a decade since Marx first wrote his Communist Manifesto. Marx who was born into a wealthy family was concerned about his European brothers and sisters suffering under the deplorable conditions created by Capitalism. Two armed men who were desperate to pay for their gran...
Sir. Hamilton Krupt leader of the new Keep Britain Clean party has called for a major crackdown on pedophilia as part of his party's mandate to the people. The party came into existence on the back of the poor performances by The National Front in...
BIRMINGHAM - A teenager - those evil youths - was found to be helping within his community today. Rob Smith, 15, who is a teenager, and therefore a baby-eating monster - was helping an old lady across the road. "He came up to me," recalled Dais...
DALLAS, TX - A man was finally captured after a decade long search and a crime spree ranging in offenses from car theft to armed robbery to rape. Somewhere along the way, he also earned a nickname for his rather peculiar modus operandi. Last nigh...
It was a warm, clear day in early May. I had had a busy morning. Fruit bottling and goat-whispering were my great passions - when I was not assisting my friend Shylock Humes with his extraordinary cases - but there were times when it all became too much for my nerves. Kumquats can be uneasy bedfellows, I can assure you. And goats are not always easily whispered to, nor their owners easy to satisfy...
Normally ordering two bagels a day on his morning trek to work, Norman Spelnik, Wall Street Banker, enjoyed a touch of pure luck or perhaps more accurately stated, a benefit of his own poor memory when a forgotten day-old bagel left in his upper ches...
The Coalition Government has announced a new measure in the fight against cyber and more traditional forms of crime. At present, social networking sites Facebook and Twitter have tools such as Trusted Friends and other toolbars by which users can...
Following a debate that ran into the early hours of this morning, the Isle of Wight Council has narrowly voted in favour of granting all residents of the Island diplomatic immunity. The surprise move comes after a recent report by the Association of...
A 71-year-old paraplegic who killed two Riverside, California police officers nearly 28 years ago is challenging his recently reaffirmed death sentence citing the San Quentin death chamber's "non-compliance with the Americans with Disabilities Act of...
The voice of my friend Shylock Humes was like an icicle snapping in January in the Fenlands. "No, Inspector, it simply will not do", he said. "Mr Herring", he continued, addressing the ancient butler of Pwthylliggrionngngrdngnadd Hall, "Inspector Stanley Livingstone-Stanley may be said to have a well-constructed case against you in the matter of the death of Lord Clinker of Llandrinndrbdriod...
My friend Mr Shylock Humes was in determined mood, now that he could see his way forward. He was always more determined when he could see his way forward than when he could only see backwards. "There is no time to be lost", he cried. "The game's afoot. To the Drawling Room once more!" "Why did you repeat yourself Humes?" I asked, somewhat perplexed. "You said that at the end of Part Five."...
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