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Funny story: Political Views hard-wired into brain according to Scientific Study

Political Views hard-wired into brain according to Scientific Study

Scientists have found that people with conservative views have brains with larger amygdalas, almond shaped areas in the centre of the brain often associated with anxiety and emotions Yes, it appears to be true according to scientists, our politica...

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Funny story: Deputy Speaker Nigel Evans Admits He's A Snake Charmer

Deputy Speaker Nigel Evans Admits He's A Snake Charmer

Nigel Evans, deputy speaker of the House of Commons and Conservative MP for Ribble Valley has announced in an interview that he is gay - or what some refer to as a 'snake charmer' The plucky Tory has decided to play out, as they describe it in gay...

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Funny story: Coalition Government Disbands Over Shambolic Secret Santa

Coalition Government Disbands Over Shambolic Secret Santa

The UK has tonight been plunged into yet another political crisis as the coalition government has dramatically disbanded over a shambolic Secret Santa involving the most senior government ministers. According to breaking reports, the Secret Santa...

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Funny story: Tory Party to open London embassy in protest at Cameron/Clegg stitch-up

Tory Party to open London embassy in protest at Cameron/Clegg stitch-up

London - (Coalition Mess): The legation will open its doors this Friday after months of disgust at the latest deception. The move was triggered by supporters of Magna Carta and Habeus Corpus stalwart David Davis MP. His denouncement of UK leade...

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Funny story: British Rural diseases Worry

British Rural diseases Worry

British Cabinet Ministers are concerned about the spread of specific rural contaminations into Government Offices, and Parliament in particular. Secretary of State for the Home Department, and Minister for Women and Equalities - The Rt Hon Theresa...

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Funny story: Eric Pickles is 'too fat to talk about belt-tightening'

Eric Pickles is 'too fat to talk about belt-tightening'

Eric Pickles, Secretary of State for Communities and Local Government, has been replaced in the Cabinet following a vote of no confidence in the House of Commons. Despite being a major presence in the Conservative Party for over twenty years, Tory MP...

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Funny story: Pro Tuition Fee Raise Voters Told to Pay Back THEIR University Fees

Pro Tuition Fee Raise Voters Told to Pay Back THEIR University Fees

LONDON - After a stupidly narrow defeat of 21 votes, a tuition fee rise for next year's university students was met with severe irony as a clause was found in the document. All the party members who voted for the fee rise will have to pay their un...

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Funny story: The guy who should be in the headlines but the page isn't wide enough

The guy who should be in the headlines but the page isn't wide enough

As he sits with his Bob the Builder Advent Calender, the Right Honourable Eric Pickles, MP, Local Government Secretary, fantasises about the treats to come. The Tories do not call him the "Big Man" without reason. He is big, very big. As he ponder...

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Funny story: Tories failing to cut thousands of useless public sector jobs

Tories failing to cut thousands of useless public sector jobs

"Tories are failing to cut thousands of useless public sector jobs." Quote from English 'daily'. I know so little about politics around the world but with the recent snowfall I have seen and heard about, covering Britain, I don't see why there is a need to cut thousands of public sector jobs. The government should just change the job descriptions, give them all shovels and send these usele...

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Funny story: Goofy Flight by New Tory Peer

Goofy Flight by New Tory Peer

David Cameron is faced with another gaffe prone supporter. Newly appointed Peer, Howard Flight made the sort of boob his wife might envy when he said the Government policies were encouraging the poor to breed. By having more children those on low inc...

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Funny story: Tory peer Howard Flight apologises for slagging off benefit claimants

Tory peer Howard Flight apologises for slagging off benefit claimants

New Conservative peer Howard Flight has issued an "unreserved" apology for saying child benefit changes would encourage the poor to "breed". However, this kind of attitude should come as no surprise to those of us who hold the Tory Party as sexist...

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Funny story: A Return To Tory Values Sparks Violence On The Streets Of Britain - What A Surprise!

A Return To Tory Values Sparks Violence On The Streets Of Britain - What A Surprise!

It would appear that certain individuals pay no heed whatsoever to lessons which should have been learned long ago. As yesterday's student protest marches erupted in violence in a number of cities, tired critics of Conservative policy could only s...

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Funny story: George Osborne - I'm only doing this because I own half of Ireland

George Osborne - I'm only doing this because I own half of Ireland

Through gritted teeth, George Osborne announced to the House of Commons today the details and his rationale behind bailing out the neighbours over the Irish Sea. Then the Tory boys chucked their venom and anti EEC bile at Cameron and Osborne. T...

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Funny story: Superheroes Ask Ed Miliband to Save the World From the Tombies

Superheroes Ask Ed Miliband to Save the World From the Tombies

The International Union of Superheroes has called on Ed Miliband to save the World from a new breed of flesh eating monsters. The superheroes who include, Superman, Spiderman, Catwoman and George Galloway all believe the time has come to start t...

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Funny story: World Leaders Beware; Here Come Gingrich and Palin in 2012

World Leaders Beware; Here Come Gingrich and Palin in 2012

It's no surprise really that when a country is in peril and suffering from the worst economic conditions experienced in more than 60 years, that the public will tend to listen to anyone who promises "Change". Regardless of who was in power then or w...

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Funny story: Toy pigs banned from UK store, they snort too loud and upset Muslims!

Toy pigs banned from UK store, they snort too loud and upset Muslims!

A British high street store has banned all piggies, toys and real one's too! The store, the Easy Learning Centre, thought that by banning piggies it would stop upsetting Muslims and Jews who tend to believe the poor piggy is filthy, dirty, uncouth...

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Funny story: Somali pirates' ransom scam 'is Tory nutters fundraiser'

Somali pirates' ransom scam 'is Tory nutters fundraiser'

Mogadishu - (Stand & Deliver Mess): Are pesky Somali pirates really working for demented cash-strapped nutters - like Mrs Thatcher's son Mark? The reported $500,000 ransom paid for the Chandlers' release remains shrouded in mystery. However...

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