Humiliated Lib Dem leader Nick Clegg has vowed that his party will be much more 'muscular' in government as the coalition goes into its second year. Clegg has announced a range of measures he intends to implement to demonstrate a change of emphasi...
Scots Tories' leader Annabel Goldie has become the third party leader to resign in the wake of the SNP's comprehensive election win last week. Goldie joined Labour's Iain Gray and the Lib Dems' Tavish Scott in announcing her resignation following...
The Coalition Government has celebrated its first birthday at the five star Montcalm Hotel in London. The first UK Coalition Government for 60 years has had its fair share of ups and downs and there were major doubts expressed by sources on both s...
LONDON - After the Alternative Vote (AV) referendum results were released with 67% saying No and 21% saying Yes, many social scientists are commenting on the idiocy of the British public. "Wow..." said one, "Just wow. When given the chance to make...
The International Criminal Court chief prosecutor in The Hague is to seek warrants in the next few days against UK Prime Minster for crimes against humanity. Luis Moreno claims that he has substantial evidence to suggest that, during the first yea...
A senior Conservative and supporter of the 'No to AV Campaign' has gone on record as saying that the British electorate is way too stupid to be trusted with a complex voting system like the Alternative Vote. Conservative Party whip Sir Quentin Smy...
The Welsh Conservatives have pledged to ring fence any savings made from the NHS budget. Nick Bourne, leader of the Conservatives in Wales, made this surprising but firm commitment in a Radio Wales Phone-In on Thursday. That's the good news.
George Osbourne has used the sad example of punk-rock god Iggy Pop in order to defend massive government cuts in public spending. Pop, a hugely sucessful singer/songwriter fell on hard times in the late noughties due to his irresponsible spending habits and penchant for gambling huges swathes of money on internet bumfights. 'Whilst I'm not the biggest fan of his "music" myself' Osbourne told...
Foreign Secretary William Hague was last night facing calls to resign after sources reported that he had failed to "organise a piss up in a brewery" in his constituency of Richmond, Yorkshire. Hague, who was heavily criticised by British nationals...
Gregory Barker, the Tory who said "We've made cuts Thatcher could only dream of" has had his house occupied by squatters. This terrible deed was carried out whilst he was out walking his dog and, when he discovered he was the victim of a crime, hi...
Sir Algernon Carstairs-Brown is a worried man. The leading Tory Backbencher who keeps the Party 'on track' has been faced with terrible news. He always knew the Brown in his honourable name Carstairs-Brown, was from his grandmother Gordina Brown. Now, through his examination of his ancestry on the internet he has discovered a link between Gordina and the recent Labour Prime Minister Gordon Brow...
BIRMINGHAM - As the UK government passes the 'Partnership Credit' Bill in the House of Commons, many youths are being forced into marriage by money-hungry parents. Sadly, a Spoofer has been subject to this procedure. Inhopeless used to have a f...
After Michele Bachmann's latest gaffe the tea party could no longer ignore the growing list of errors and bungles. Rather than continuing to deny their mistakes and miscues, they are trying the reverse approach of finally accepting the fact that...
Prime Minister David Cameron and his deputy, Nick Clegg, are to develop an artificial argument so as to appear less "together." The move follows an open-microphone gaffe after a question-and-answer session in Nottingham yesterday. Clegg was heard...
he Coalition has recently become dangerously divided over Nick Clegg's apparent inability to get the lunch run right. Tory rebels have stated that they will no longer toe the party line after members of the Cabinet received incorrect sandwich fill...
Scottish Tory leader Annabel Goldie has described as this year's conference in Perth as "the best one yet". A beaming Goldie addressed the press outside the Dewars Centre immediately after the 2011 Conference had drawn to a close: This year's conference has been a resounding success. Only 10% of our older delegates had to be given artificial resuscitation this year, which represents a 50%...
Prime Minister David Cameron has rallied Scottish Tories at their annual conference. Yesterday he told a packed phone box along the road from the Dewars Centre in Perth that the party should "prepare for the realistic expectation that our numbers...
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