TORONTO, Canada - Rob Ford, Mayor of Toronto, was exposed by undercover detectives as a Jamaican drug kingpin who was thought to have died in a narc plane crash several years ago. The discovery was unhatched during a Christmas party at City Hall whic...
BENTONVILLE, Arkansas - Walmart, the largest retail chain in the entire world, has just made it known that it does not take kindly to anyone attacking the sanctity of Christmas or Santa Claus. Walmart spokeswoman Kimberley Silverlace stated that t...
HOLLYWOOD - Miley Cyrus has stated that FOX News reporter Megyn Kelly needs to grow a pair and apologize to the American people for making her ignorant remark about jolly old St. Nick being white. The former Hannah Montana star told Hollywood Innu...
Santa's residence at the North Pole was dry and sunny with scant snow and ice--a concern the reindeers might not get the sled off the ground smoothly--but Santa himself was maintaining a fierce grin under massive white beard. This interview prior...
Christmas is right around the corner and shoppers are scurrying around looking for that special gift for that special someone in their lives. Each year the top selling gift items are children's toys and this year is no different. For the past few years the Cheyenne, Wyoming-based toy research firm Toys Up The Chimney Researchers of America have provided a list of the 10 best selling toys.
North Pole, Inc. today announced drastic workforce reductions and re-alignment of strategic assets, following years of stagnant revenues. Analysts had expected spending cuts for several months but not this close to Christmas. The US Elf on a Shelf D...
WASHINGTON, D.C. - The White House is reporting that President Obama has sent the leader of North Korea, Kim Jong Un a Christmas card. According to President Obama's personal assistant, Traci Dixon, who actually saw the card, the Christmas card sh...
SNOWFLAKE, Arizona - The town of Snowflake is situated in the east central part of the state. Snowflake is noted for being the birthplace of Egbert P. Plumbago, the man who is credited with having invented butter. The town is also home to The P...
WASHINGTON, D.C. - White House Press Secretary Cal Colfax has stated that President Obama was so impressed with the blonde Danish Prime Minister Helle Thorning-Schmidt that he has invited her and her husband to the White House for the Christmas holid...
The manufacturers of the famous "Cabbage Patch Kids" dolls are offering up a new version just in time for Christmas. The "KB Packed Kids" will be offered up for a fairly steep price in two test markets, Colorado and Washington. What's new with th...
Freezing pensioners who can't afford to shop anywhere else but Lidul have been subject to cake bombardment from George Osbornes Palace windows in Versailles, Knightsbridge. Cries of "Let them eat cake" have been heard from within. Media articles p...
In a dramatic press conference held this morning at the corporate headquarters of Walmart, Inc. in Bentonville, Arkansas, a spokesman for the corporation announced the acquisition of the North Pole and the transfer of all of its operations to Benton...
With the release of ancient photos depicting her Royal Majesty, Queen Liz, prancing around in Pantomime gear circa 1941, younger members of the Royal menagerie have been pressing Liz for a repeat performance. Seemingly, having taken one look at th...
PYONGYANG, North Korea - The Rice Paddy News Agency is reporting that North Korean leader Kim Jong Un has sent a message to President Obama. The leader of North Korea has expressed a desire to visit America and spend the Christmas holidays at the...
NEW YORK CITY - Rush Limbaugh may look like Jolly Old Saint Nick but don't let the big old beer gut fool ya, deep down inside he is more like Ebenezer Scrooge. At least that is what his wife recently told Ellen DeGeneres on her talk show when she...
There will be no dreaming of a white trash Christmas on the council estate or the trailer park for benefit claimants from 2016 if the Government succeed in passing a law to prohibit the celebration of Christmas by those in receipt of welfare revealed...
Gift Ipod cover for child's IPod Fold a sheet of ruled writing paper around an IPod. Crease the folds and carefully cut out a window for the screen. Now here's the clever bit: Stick Scotch Tape or Sellotape first across one side of the window and then turn the paper over and do the same. Now fold the paper to the shape of the IPod and Sellotape together allowing an open section to slip...
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